A/N: I haven't updated in a while, have I? Oh well... (Sigh) I'm having trouble getting ideas for this one... (Sigh again) Exams are coming up... (Sigh for a third time) But it's almost summer vacation... (Tries to be happy, but dies from geometry)

Anywho... review respones:

Kato Shingetsu: You're welcome. I'm glad you liked your candy. Thanks for the review.

The Mega-doomer: You would willingly take the Cosmic Sheep! (Kneels and proceeds to bow to Mega-doomer) Bless you child! And you're right, Kurama and Hiei have no room to talk. I'd make Kuwa sing, but can you imagine? (Dies at the thought) Horrid voice he must have... his speaking voice is bad enough...

A/N: That's all for now. Hope you guys like this one!

(In a certain field… with Teletubies… and a traumatized crow demon…)

Karasu: (Whimper) I don't like this. I wanna go home. I want my mommy.

(Hiei appears)

Hiei: Where the hell is this place?

Karasu: Apparently this is Himizu-chan's new torture chamber.

Hiei: Whee…

Voice in the Sky: You know what, I'm sick of being a voice. I'm going to resort to my character form.

(A teenage girl suddenly appears… That's all the details you're getting. Mwa ha ha ha ha!)

Himizu-chan: Much better.

Karasu: I'm sorry for calling you a clown. Can I go home?

Himizu-chan: NO, YOU MAKAI-DAMNED BASTARD!

(Karasu is now flat)

Hiei: What are you going to do?

Himizu-chan: Leave you here.

Hiei: What?

Himizu-chan: You heard me. Sayonara. (Vanishes)

Hiei: WITCH!

Voice in the Sky: Shut up! Or you'll stay here even longer.

Hiei: Boohoo.

Voice in the Sky: Suit yourself.

(An army of cute fluffy pink bunnies appears)

Pink Bunny 1: Look! Victims! Get them!

Pink Bunnies: Yay! Let's go find people to hug!

Hiei: Jesus! Get away from me you pink rabbits!

Karasu: T.T Mommy.

Kurama: Do I wanna know what she did with them?

Yusuke: Probably not.

Voice in the Sky: Have either of you noticed that you haven't seen Karasu in this fic?

Kurama: Did you kill him? (Looks hopeful)

Voice in the Sky: If I did, then that must be what I did with Hiei… They both called me a clown. I'm not a goddamn child killing mother fucking Makai-damned bastard, which is the exact definition of clown since I just now proclaimed that it was.

Kurama: o.O

Yusuke: Well, Ryouko would kill you if you killed Hiei, so you probably didn't kill Hiei, which probably means that you didn't kill Karasu.

Voice in the Sky: The detective has a brain. It's the apocalypse!

Kurama: Damn. I still have a stalker.

Voice in the Sky: Stalkers are creepy. I've had about six or seven different guys stalk me in a mall and I've been stalked about five thousand times by various members of the Cosmic Sheep because we all know they're going to kill me if I give them half a chance. You get used to it after a while.

Kurama: Not if you're in constant fear of being molested.

Voice in the Sky: Well, I certainly don't get that from the sheep, but one of the guys that was stalking me asked me out, another asked me for my number, and another was like fifty years old, so I've been close.

Kurama: O.O The breadth of your experience never ceases to astound and frighten me.

Voice in the Sky: And did I mention I was stalked in a corn maze by a little dude dressed in black carrying a plastic axe, a dead chicken, and a chainsaw? That was kinda creepy. He stole the chainsaw from a Jason and was chasing me and he hit me with his axe. All I did was make fun of his chicken.

Yusuke: Himizu-chan, you have no life.

Voice in the Sky: I know.

Yusuke: And this story has no point.

Voice in the Sky: No shit Sherlock. That's why I'm writing this, to get all my random thoughts out and keep from corrupting my other stories.

Yusuke: They're already corrupted.

(Yusuke is smashed with the big wooden rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Voice in the Sky: BAKA!

ED: Wow… she's almost as bad as us.

MS: Worse actually.

ED: Hush. She is not as bad.

Igor: MS is right.

ED: Shut up.

Igor: Why?

ED: Because you're our hunchback slave and you know too much so if you don't shut up, we'd have to kill you after we fired you because we can't risk you babbling our secrets to the public, especially our secret hideout.

MS: If it's so secret… why do we have a giant sign on our roof saying 'Hideout of an Evil Doctor and a Mad Scientist'?

ED: Because we need more employees.

(MS and Igor fall over)

Kurama: So… where are Ryouko and Saru?

Voice in the Sky: Gathering supplies.

Kurama: Why? Everything's gone.

Voice in the Sky: You don't know them like I do. They'll be back. Until then… you wanna witness torture?

Kurama?.?

Voice in the Sky: Let me rephrase that. You wanna witness Karasu being tortured?

Kurama: Okay!

Voice in the Sky: Excellent. Oh, and grab Yusuke would you? He's still under the lovely rabbit.

Kurama: -.-()

Hiei: Must remain calm, must not blow up field… Himizu-chan would kill me…must not blow up rabbits…

Pink Bunnies: Huggles, huggles, huggles!

Teletubies: Teletubies! Teletubies!

Karasu: (Twitching madly) Must escape… must warn the Queen of the Weasels that the lasagna will attack the fort of July 52nd 14989... Must bring reinforcements of cabbage and tuna fish…

Hiei: He's completely lost it.

(A flash of light appears and suddenly Kurama, Yusuke, and Himizu-chan appear. Yusuke and Kurama promptly see the Teletubies, the pink bunnies, the twitching and incoherently muttering Karasu, and the stoically calm Hiei. Good friends that they are, they immediately burst into hysterical laughter.)

Hiei: Hn… Bakas.

Karasu: And then we must invade the lovely South Australian country of Mexico and liberate the hyenas from the clutches of the bananas and the squash.

Himizu-chan: (Looks at Karasu) How long has he been like this?

Hiei: Since about fifteen minutes after you left.

Himizu-chan: YAY! (Pokes Karasu with a stick) My experiment was a success. This torture chamber is fun.

Hiei: You're sick.

Himizu-chan: I am not. I'm deranged.

Hiei: Like there's a difference.

Himizu-chan: Actually there is. Now hush.

A/N: Yeah... short and pointless, just the way we like them. Now I have to go update my other ficcys before people come after me... O.o Read and Review! Ja ne!