Himizu-chan: Back again! This is a pretty good chapter, I think. I hope... Oh well... This is also the only chapter you'll get for over a week cuz I'm gonna be at a forensics camp with Ryouko for a week, leaving on Sunday. A whole week away from the computer... O.o HOW WILL I LIVE! Anywho... TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! YAY! Okay, calming down now... Reveiw Responses!
Kato Shingetsu: Don't worry, I won't put you guys in the field. I only do that to people who... annoy me... (Eyes turn red, looks really demonic) (Goes back to normal) So no worries there. I'm scaring you? Woohoo! (Dances) I'm happy now. I love freaking people out. It's almost as fun as making them laugh.
Any Mew Moonlight: Ha ha ha! I liked that review. That made me laugh... not quite as much as you were laughing, but the laughter was there. Gald you liked that chapter, hope you like this one too.
Mega-Doomer: O.O Teletubbies are evil of course, why do you think they were in my field? You would dare join forces with the Cosmic Sheep! Damnit, why does everybody join forces with them! Saru joined forces with them a few months ago and is helping to plot my untimely demise... BUT I SHALL PREVAIL FOR I RULE ALL! Sorry, random moment. If ya want candy, ya gots ta earn it. Send me some information about yourself, I shall put you in my story, and you shall get candy. But no work, no candy.
Evilish Midgit-chan: Numa numa rules! I will gladly put you in my fanfic, but you need to send me some information about yourself first. Then you can hurt Karasu all you want. (Evil smile) (Karasu: You're mean! Me: I know. I try.) Boobah? No se que es, but you're the second person who's told me about them... I'm gettin creeped out...
Sami Kurama's Stalker: Numa numa is from Romania. The Internet is a wonderful well of information. I like that laugh. Poor Kurama... so many stalkers...
Well, that's that. Hope you guys enjoy this chapter!
MS: All right, ED, where are your brilliant ideas now? With Himizu-chan with them, we won't be able to snatch them up.
ED: Don't worry, MS. I've taken care of everything…
(Sounds of screaming are heard)
MS and Igor: O.O
ED: And that sounds like my little 'arrangement' coming right now…
MS and Igor: O.O;
ED: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(A band of armadillos come running in, carrying a screaming Kuwabara)
MS and Igor: O.O()()() (Fall over)
ED: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Armadillos: Mwa ha ha ha ha! We have captured the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
ED: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (Passes out from lack of oxygen as a result of maniacal laughter)
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! HELP! HELP ME! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP!
Armadillos: Mwa ha ha ha ha! We have captured the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Mwa ha ha ha ha! We have captured the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Igor: This will never work…
Himizu-chan: I'm bored now… Ok Hiei, I'll take you back to the real world… But Karasu is staying here.
Hiei: Whatever…
Karasu: NO! Don't leave me here at the mercy of the apples, carrots, and monkeys!
Himizu-chan: You don't know any monkeys, and if you did, they would probably kill you because Saru is a monkey and they take orders from her.
(They leave Karasu alone)
Karasu: NO! Come and save me before the clay men and their green weasel minions kill me!
ED: Come here and look at this, MS… Is this not brilliant?
MS: That's one of the mind probes I made for our take-over-the-world plan… So what?
ED: Notice that this innocent little squirrel is carrying it. Himizu-chan loves squirrels, so this one has been specially trained to place this mind probe on her head. Then we can pick her brain.
MS: But the machines haven't been tested! We don't know what could happen!
ED: Oh well… If it fails, we still have… him…
(Kuwabara is chained up and armadillos are crawling on him and poking him with sticks)
Kuwabara: HELP ME! I WANT MY MOMMY! AAAAAAAHHH!
Igor: (Rocking back and forth with his head in his hands) No good can come from this, no good can come from this, no good can come from this, no good can come from this…
Himizu-chan: Well, here we are, back in Vegas… You know, I've been cruising this city for three Makai-damned days and I still haven't seen Greg Sanders from C.S.I.! If I don't get to see him soon, I'll probably have to hurt something…
Kurama: o.o;;; Um, thank you for bringing us back to the real world, Himizu-chan…
Hiei: Hn…
Yusuke: This world sucks. Vegas sucks. I'm not old enough to go to casinos!
Himizu-chan: Yusuke no baka! (Whacks him on the head three times)
Yusuke: OW! Why'd you do that!
Himizu-chan: One was from me, the other two were from Ryouko and Saru since they would have done that too if they'd been here… OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD!
Yusuke: (Slaps Himizu-chan) What is your deal!
Himizu-chan: OHMYGOD! SQUIRRELY-CHAN! (Runs over to a cute innocent-looking squirrel)
Yusuke: O.O;;; Squirrely-chan?
Kurama: O.O;;; Himizu-chan? Are you feeling okay?
Himizu-chan: It's a squirrely-chan! Isn't it cute! It's the sweetest little squirrely-chan I've ever seen! I'm going to call it Risu Squirrely-chan! (Hugs squirrel)
Squirrel: Squeak! (Yes, bakas, this is the squirrel sent by ED) Squeak squeakers!
Himizu-chan: No, silly Risu Squirrely-chan, you are not!
Kurama: O.O;;; You speak squirrel…?
Himizu-chan: No da.
Hiei: Hn… Just like Ryouko speaks dragon?
Himizu-chan: Yep! (Turns to Risu Squirrely-chan) You will not be probing my brain and sending my evil thoughts to be used by an evil doctor and a mad scientist, you silly squirrely-chan. You couldn't do that if you tried.
Squirrel: Squeakity squeak!
Himizu-chan: No you couldn't. You don't even know any evil doctors or mad scientists.
Squirrel: Squeaky squeak squeakers!
Himizu-chan: Armadillos did not capture Kuwabara! (Remembers they did) Um… yeah… How did you know?
Squirrel: -.- Squeakins.
Himizu-chan: I AM NOT BAKA! Bad Risu Squirrely-chan! How dare you say such things!
Hiei: Smart squirrel…
Himizu-chan: Shut up! (Hits Hiei)
Squirrel: (Sees chance) SQUEAKY! (Slaps mind probe onto Himizu and runs off cackling… if you've never seen a squirrel cackle, believe me, you don't want to… it's scary!)
Himizu: RISU SQUIRRELY-CHAN! COME BACK! (She starts to run after squirrel, but suddenly freezes in place. Her eyes roll back in her head and she is completely immobile)
Kurama: Himizu-chan? (Waves hand in front of her face)
Himizu-chan: (Twitches violently and falls onto the ground)
Yusuke: That's not normal… even for her…
Hiei: Nothing is normal for her.
Yusuke: Acting like a freak, a hyperactive child, and an annoying baka are normal behaviors.
Hiei: …
Yusuke: I WIN! HA HA HA HA HA!
Kurama: (Death glare) Will you shut up? I'm trying to revive her!
Yusuke: Meep… (Is silent)
Hiei: … (Is also silent, but that's normal)
MS: Fun, fun, fun… (Happily flipping through the contents of Himizu-chan's mind) Wow! This child needs a psychiatrist! Badly!
ED: Who cares? You've taken over her mind, right?
MS: I… Oh shit…
ED: I don't like the sound of that.
MS: She's using her author powers to fight me… I'm losing control… OH NO!
ED: What's happening now? (Pissed off)
MS: She broke the connection… But that's not the worst part…
ED: -.- Must you always be so dramatic? Just tell me already! Christ…
MS: You're ruining the tension… Fine! She's broken loose from me, but in doing so, she is unleashing the contents of her mind on the world! And she's still unconscious, so she can't even control that!
ED: How is that bad?
MS: You don't get it, do you? A physical manifestation of the contents of her mind would wreck untold havoc and probably destroy the entire world. Some of the things don't bear thinking about and only a psycho could have thought of them! The apocalypse is here now! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
ED: … (Slaps MS) PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN! PANICKING IS MY JOB AROUND HERE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Igor: I knew nothing good would come from this, I just knew it, but does anyone listen to me, of course not, I'm just the unimportant hunchback servant, my opinions don't count in any way, I always have the right ideas, but nobody listens, nobody cares, I should have been a college professor, Mom always said that I should be a college professor, but I wouldn't listen to her, I should have listened to her, she was right, just like she always was, why didn't I listen to her… (Continues muttering to himself while ED and MS run around screaming and panicking like the freaks that they are.)
Oh no! The products of Himizu-chan's mind areabout to run loose! Mind you, they're pretty scary... Anywho, Read and Review! Ja ne!