Club Paradise!


The gang is going on a vacation… and what could be better than Club Paradise… with spas, beaches, pools, a five-star hotel and more!

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'' thoughts


Some of the extra characters I decided to put…

Ran Kayra:

Hair: Black and its about six and a half inches below the shoulders. Her bangs are thin, separated in the middle, and reach up to her chin. Her hair is normally on a high ponytail.

Eyes: Black

Ko Riona:

Hair: blonde and reaches to her waist. Her bangs are separated in the middle and are almost as long as her hair. She normally wears her hair in a low ponytail or loose.

Eyes: light blue

Niban Niki:

Hair: dark-brown and is just bellow the shoulder. Her bangs are also separated in the middle and they are as long as her hair. Her hair is usually loose but sometimes she wears it in a half-ponytail

Eyes: dark-brown

I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OTHER STUFF I PUT IN HERE :P


Chapter 1: Vacation… isn't this fun?

"Good morning, ANBU." Tsunade said, looking from the book that she was reading.

"Good morning Hokage-sama." They chorused. They were sitting on one of the couches in the office.

"Your reports please…"

The Squad Leaders stood up.


Squad 1: Kiba, Shino, Lee and Tenten.

Squad 2: Naruto, Neji, Hinata and Riona.

Squad 3: Sasuke, Sakura and Kayra. This squad has only three members because they also have a medic-nin with them.

Squad 4: Shikamaru, Chouji, Ino and Niki.

The Squad Leaders are: Shino, Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru.


They were about to pass it to Tsunade when…

"What the--" someone just barged into Tsunade's office…she was about to knock the lights out of the guy but…

"Hey there Miss Hokage, I'm Willie. I'm here to offer you a relaxing vacation… in the newly opened CLUB PARADISE! There are Spas, beaches, pools, a hotel, cable T.V., and everything your heart desires… sounds fun, eh? And I won't take no for an answer… whacha say?" the guy didn't stop for breath while talking.

"Well… it does sound fun… but…" she calmed down and sat…

"There's also this promo… just bring 20 of your closest pals with you and you could have Club Paradise all to yourselves… with the features and all…all you need to worry about is to cook!"

"I guess I can give it a try…" she laid her index finger on her temple.

"Great! Now… would you like to try the promo, ma'am?"

"I'd love to… but… who to bring…" Tsunade thought. 'Too bad Shizune's on a mission 'cause she would've loved to come.'

Upon hearing the conversation earlier…

'I want to come! I must convince Tsunade-baa-chan! We're 15 on the ANBU… Maybe if I find her 5 more people, I'll be able to convince her…I really need a vacation…' Naruto was determined to have a nice, relaxing vacation. He raised his hand, "Tsunade-baa—I mean Hokage-sama…--- huh?"

Another group of people barged in the office…

"DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW HOW TO KNOCK!" Tsunade hollered.

"Sorry Hokage-sama, but I'm here to report that Gaara's here." Kakashi said. Behind him stood Gaara, arms crossed. Following them are Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai who is muttering about Kakashi barging in the Hokage's office making him look hip and cool…

EYE-CATCH: chibiKakashi arriving holding chibi Gaara on his back by his clothes. Gaara still has his arms crossed while chibi Asuma, Kurenai and Gai arrive and Gai crying because of Kakashi's coolness.

Gaara walked to the Hokage and whispered something to her ear. Tsunade's nodded, wrote a note and handed it to Gaara, "You can just borrow a falcon to send that to Suna if you want. Now… who to bring to Club Paradise…"

Gaara nodded.

'WAIT! With all the teachers plus Gaara, were 20! I gotta convince baa-chan…'Naruto raised a hand, "Baa-chan…"

"DO NOT CALL ME THAT!" how come Tsunade always looses her cool when it comes to Naruto?

"Sorry-sorry-sorry-I-didn't-mean-to." Naruto whined. "I was just thinking… all of us ANBU, the teachers and Gaara here make 20 people… maybe if… you know… we… could… (A/N: Is Hinata's shyness contagious?) … Come…"

"That is not a bad idea… would you like to come, all of you?" Tsunade scanned the room.

Sakura jumped in, so did Ino… "PLEASE…TSUNADE-SAMA!"

Willie asked Tsunade again, "Sooooo… you're coming or you're coming?"

"Sure… but… I guess… what if… maybe… well…" Tsunade crossed her arms.

"OUT WITH IT WOMAN!" Willie seemed to loose control.

"Fine! We'll all go!" With that, Naruto jumped and danced around singing "WE'RE GOING ON VACATION! WE'RE GOING ON VACATION!"

Twitch, twitch…

"WE'RE GOING ON VACATION! WE'RE GOING ON VACATION!"

EYE-CATCH: Naruto dancing the Numa Numa Dance.

SWOOSH! Without even reaching five minutes, shuriken and kunai flew across the room and pinned Naruto on the wall… apparently… everyone got tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

"HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!" Naruto whined.

"In case you haven't figured it out yet… here's a recap… when we agreed that we would go on this vacation, YOU started dancing and singing so annoyingly…" Sasuke said in a matter-of-factly way.

"But…" Naruto started to explain how much he wanted a vacation and how excited he is…

Gaara looked at Neji and Shino, "Ready?" He said while holding a white cloth.

Both Neji and Shino were holding kunais in each hand. They nodded then Gaara threw the cloth and Neji and Shino threw their kunais which pinned the cloth to the wall right on each side of Naruto's head, the cloth covering his mouth.

"Muffle, muffle, muffle" Was all that was heard from Naruto. After a minute, he gave up and shut his mouth.

"Hear that Naruto? That's what we call silence…" Sasuke smirked.

"Well… now that your lovely chitchat is over, I'll be leaving now… oh! Tomorrow we'll meet by the pier at 7:00 in the morning sharp (everyone looked at Kakashi). BYE!" Willie disappeared.

"I suggest that we all go packing now" Tsunade said after collecting the reports from the Squad Leaders. "See you tomorrow" with that, she left. So did the others.

"Muffle, muffle, MUFFLE!" unfortunately, everyone completely forgot about Naruto being pinned to the wall. Good thing Hinata didn't. She stayed there until everyone was gone then she removed the kunais that were pinning Naruto on the wall. "Thanks, Hinata! Hey! Wanna get some ramen before we go home?" Naruto has constantly been with Hinata eating ramen at Ichiraku.

"Sure…" always shy…


They walked together to Ichiraku and ate ramen. Naruto took his wallet out and Hinata did the same but…

"Don't sweat yourself on this. I'll pay!" Naruto grinned making Hinata blush madly.

"Thanks, Naruto-kun" (A/N: good thing Hinata got rid of her stuttering).

"Bye Hinata! See you tomorrow!" Naruto waved goodbye.


All girls seem to have the same problem…

"I CAN'T FIND A BAG THAT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF MY THINGS TO FIT IN!" all of the girls share the same thoughts even though they are in different houses… (A/N mockingly: I pity them.)


A/N: Hi! Hope you guys are not too disappointed with the OCs

Naruto: Hey! You told us there will be cake! WE WANT CAKE! (All of them start to approach her menacingly)

A/N: WAIT! Before you clobber me… I just want to make a last note (shuts her eyes) …even though I promised that I'd give you cake… well… I ran out of sugar for the icing... so I baked cookies instead… they're all freshly baked and are full of chocolate chip goodness… that's all you guys can clobber me now… (Still with her eyes closed) hey! Aren't you guys gonna clobber me?

Chouji: These sure are good cookies… (munches)

A/N: oh! So you like them now if you want more baked goodies all of you have to follow what I say. Got it?

Neji and Sasuke: hmph… I don't get bossed around! (continues eating cookies)

A/N: oh you wont, will ya? (takes cookies from Neji and Sasuke)

Neji and Sasuke: fine! (takes cookies back)

A/N: that's better! (laughs menacingly)

All: Please R&R! (big gigantic smiles…)