A/N: Phew, I'm here. I made my deadline. I'm leaving again tomorrow. So I can't update for a while again. Now, review responses.
Kato Shingetsu: Ouch. Getting sunburnt is bad. But beach is fun! Why would I hurt my reviewers, unless they were seriously pissing me off, which you guys are not.
Sami Kurama's Stalker: Well, what do I know. I have a friend who has a really evil laugh... he sounds like... like... like... I dunno... Yeah, it was quick, but you can't expect that from meall the time. -.-()
Mega-Doomer: You're finally in the story here! This should be fun...Give me some ideas, what do you want to do? Who do you like to torture? Stuff like that.
Evilish Midget-chan: You're in the story now too! I thought it would be fun to have two reviewers in here instead of one. Tell me what you think and give me some ideas on what I should make you do. Eventually you'll get to torture Karasu. Yes, he will hate cheese.
wonderingprophet: Nothing wrong with talking like Yoda. Talking like Yoda I do not do well, but talk like Yoda I try to do. Very badly I do. Of course Las Vegas is doomed! The world is doomed! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Thanks for the reviews guys! Enjoy the chapter!
Kurama: (Still trying to revive Himizu-chan, but making no progress) Come on, what's the matter with you?
Hiei: At least when she's unconscious, her mouth isn't running.
Yusuke: Got that right.
(Himizu-chan suddenly twitches violently)
Kurama: What in the world?
(A rumbling sound begins to echo in the distance)
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama?.?
(A herd of purple buffalo kicking soccer balls and waving crosses comes running by)
Buffalo: Purple grass fairy crusading buffalo! Purple grass fairy crusading buffalo!
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama: O.O (Face-fault)
Buffalo: Purple grass fairy crusading buffalo! Purple grass fairy crusading buffalo!
Yusuke: Wait… didn't Himizu-chan say something about those once?
Hiei: I don't know. She talks so much nonsense, I've lost track.
Kurama: You don't think… The mind probe…
(A band of elves come running out of nowhere drinking Mountain Dew and getting really really high)
Elves: SugarsugarsugarsodasodasugarsweetstuffCAFFEINE!
(A gang of gremlins comes running out of nowhere hurling rocks at the elves)
Gremlins: Die you little freaks! Give us supreme control or you'll be punished with all the tortures of broccoli and spinach!
Elves: We colonized her mind first; we will never give up the power!
Kurama: Didn't Himizu-chan swear to us that her mind had been taken over by elves?
Yusuke: And that they were having a war with gremlins?
Hiei: You guys actually pay attention to her when she goes off on one of her irrelevant tangents?
(Elves and gremlins begin hurling rocks and fireballs and cows at each other)
Gremlins: SURRENDER PANSIES!
Elves: NEVER!
(Chibi Kenshin's come wandering up and are repeatedly hit on the heads with rocks and fireballs and cows)
Chibi Kenshin's: (With swirly eyes) Oro, oro, oro, oro…
(Green cows come running up)
Green Cows: MOO! MOO!
(Purple puppies start chasing the green cows)
Purple Puppies: Woof woof!
Purple Puppy 1: (Runs up to Kurama) Hello mister. Would you like to buy a bomb?
Purple Puppy 2: (Also runs up to Kurama) Or maybe a lovely machine gun?
Purple Puppy 3: (Joins the other 2) Or one of those lovely weapons of mass destruction from Iraq that aren't supposed to exist? We took them, you see. That's why no one ever found them.
Kurama: O.O;;;
Purple Puppy 4: Yes, we stole these from the Iraqis and tanks from the Russians and biological weapons from the Americans and we're using them to arm terrorists who will blow up Cuban drug traffickers and people who sell children as sex slaves!
Hiei: -.- I always knew that child had issues.
Purple Puppy 5: Well, if you don't want any of these, would you like some banana milk from those green cows?
Yusuke: O.o Those cows produce banana milk?
Purple Puppy 5: Well, yeah, what do you want them to produce? Coconut milk?
Yusuke: ………………………………………………… (Falls over)
Kurama: Um… thank you very much… but I don't think we require your services today…
Purple Puppies: Okay! See you later! (Run off after the green cows)
(Big yellow furry thing approaches eating a tub of Jell-O)
Hiei: And what are you supposed to be?
Big Yellow Furry Thing: I'm a Purple People Eater!
Kurama: But you're not purple and you're not eating people.
Purple People Eater: Nope, I'm yellow and all I eat is Jell-O!
Yusuke: Then, why…? (Too confused to finish question)
Purple People Eater: I dunno… ask her, she created me. (Points to Himizu-chan) See you later. (Walks off)
Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei: O.O (Stare in horror at Himizu-chan)
Yusuke: Holy hell…
Kurama: It's true… the mind probe… everything in her brain has become reality…
Hiei: The world is doomed. I'm going back to Makai. (Starts to leave, but crashes into a random brick wall that has appeared out of nowhere) WTF?
Yusuke: Her brain makes random walls?
Kurama: It's Himizu-chan we're talking about here… I'm sure anything is possible as long as it's not rational.
(Anvil falls on Kurama's head)
Kurama: What the frick?
Yusuke and Hiei: -.-()
Kurama: Obviously she still has her author powers in her mind…
Yusuke: Well, what do we do?
Hiei: What can we do?
Kurama: Perhaps if we get the probe loose, she can make everything back to normal?
Hiei: You're talking about Himizu-chan… would she really want to?
Kurama: -.-() Probably not…
ED: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(Outside, snow is falling even though it's 90 degrees)
Kuwabara: Get these armadillos away from me!
Armadillos: Kill the baka! Kill the baka! Kill the baka! Doom on him! Doom on him! Doom on him!
Igor: Why don't you reverse the properties of the mind probe so everything gets sucked back into her mind?
MS: You shut up! You're just an ignorant hunchback servant who doesn't know anything! What if I reversed the properties of the mind probe so everything gets sucked back into her mind?
ED: Brilliant MS brilliant!
Igor: …
Yusuke: The insanity is too much for me!
: Insanity you say! You ain't seen nothing yet!
(Two girls jump out of nowhere)
Random Girl 1: Hi, I'm Super Mintie Mouse! I like sugar! I also like torturing people! We're gonna have fun!
Random Girl 2: And I'm Evilish Midget-chan! I have caffinated mints, which I am now high on!
Super Mintie Mouse: Mints! Mintie! Super Mintie Mouse! Yay!
Evilish Midget-chan: I'M NOT DONE YET! (Smacks Super Mintie Mouse) I worship cheese and I love Hiei!
Hiei: O.O (Backs away slowly) Oh no… you must be… one of… THEM! NOOOO!
Evilish Midget-chan: HIEI! (Glomps Hiei)
Hiei: God no…
What purpose do these two girls have in the story? Can they help bring Himizu around? You'll find out when I update... After I decide the answers to these questions. No, I have no clue what I'm writing. So we'll see what happens. Read and Review! Ja ne!