Disclaimer: We don't own Lord of the Rings. But we do own copies of the movies, books and a lot of other LotR stuff.
This is what we thought some of the LotR characters would be like if they were in modern times…
Techno Lord of the Rings
Frodo is the only sane normal hobbit that all the other hobbits call Dodo… Because they're crazy!
Sam is the champion break dancer of ALL hobbits, and does one of those gardening TV shows in his spare time. For some strange reason he likes to be called Spam.
Merry and Pippin are famous break dancers that are only beaten by Sam. (All hobbits are break dancing fanatics except Frodo.)
Bilbo is a retired astronaut and break dancer. Now he sponsors Sam in his world break dancing domination. He is nicknamed Bobo.
Elrond is an adrenaline seeker and supermodel. (All Elves are supermodels.)
Arwen is a plastic surgeon and supermodel.
Legolas is a computer whiz and retired supermodel. (He lost both his legs in a hoverboard accident.) He is known by his friends as Legless.
Galadriel is a supermodel and famous scriptwriter. She also advertises toothpaste.
Celeborn is a supermodel and TV junkie.
Gimli is a sniper, spy and contract assassin. His code name is Dimli.
Aragorn is the robot king of Gondor. He's nicknamed Aragant.
Boromir is a Terrorist!
Denethor is a hardworking door to door salesman. Who cracks from to much pressure from his job.
Gandalf is a famous rapper and all his wizard DJ friends call him the Wiseman.
Saruman is a hippie and founder of the Look after Spinach foundation.
Gollum is a plastic surgery failure by Arwen. He also has a bad voice from smoking to much.
Orcs are Smackdown wrestlers and reality TV show hosts… don't ask why…
Uruk-Hai are computer game junkies and singers (they learnt how to sing by playing computer games.)
Sauron is a mad scientist with evil intentions to rule Middle-Earth with his iron fish and rubber ducky.
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