A/N: It's been a long time, hasn't it? I'm really really sorry! I just haven't been able to think of anything, so I've decided that I'm going to end it soon. -- See. Soon. Not now. Not his chapter. But be warned. I will end it soon. I'd love to continue it because it's so popular, but I just can't write it much longer. I'll finish it becuase I've promised myself that I will never have an unfinished fic on my page, so hopefully that's a point in my favor. I'm really sorry I've made you guys wait so long, I know I hate it when my favorite authors don't post for a long time, I hope these last few chapters make up for my long silence. Thanks for sticking with me, those of you that I have left.
By now, I'm sure you all know about ridiculous new rule about not responding to reviews, but remember, this doesn't make me apreciate your reviews any less. Yeah, the world is ending, I'm glad so many of you are entertained by this, that's what I'm here for, and you guys are awesome! Okay, enough of that.Enjoy the chapter.
Yusuke: Okay, who the hell are you two?
Super Mintie Mouse: (Ignoring him, talking to Evilish Midget-chan) Didn't we go over this already?
Evilish Midget-chan: I think so… Ooooh, look purple puppies! (Runs off)
Super Mintie Mouse: I think so too. We already answered this. You're annoying me. (Puts pink apron on Yusuke)
Yusuke: Ack! X.X (Gags and dies)
Kurama: I think what he was trying to say is, who are you in relation to Himizu?
Super Mintie Mouse: Oh, we're reviewers. We asked to be in the story and she said sure, so we're here to annoy the crap out of you guys and maybe do something semi-important to get candy.
Kurama: Okay then… O.o
Hiei: This is screwed up… Why the hell is it snowing! It's 90 degrees, damnit!
(Snow turns orange and starts accumulating in his hair)
Hiei: Grr… that stupid girl…
Kurama: This isn't normal…
Evilish Midget-chan: (Yelling at purple puppies) BUT I WANT CHEESE! I HAVE MY OWN WEAPONS!
Super Mintie Mouse: Sweet! (Runs to the puppies) You're selling weapons? (Buys all the weapons she can carry and proceeds to blow up Vegas)
(A pink tornado shaped like a dragonfly appeared)
Kurama: How can a tornado be shaped like a dragonfly and still be a tornado?
Hiei: Don't ask questions. You're annoying me and killing your brain cells as you try to figure it out.
Himizu-chan: THE COSMIC SHEEP HAVE FOUND ME AND THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE ME THE TORTURE OF GREEN TURNIPS AND SAUERKRAUT!
Kurama: Ack!
Hiei: Give us a heart attack why don't you!
Yusuke: What's going on?
Kurama: She's awake…
Himizu-chan: You betcha! Where's that squirrel? I need to teach her some manners!
Kurama: Uh…
Himizu-chan: Ooh, look at that tornado! That's just like the one that's been blowing around in my mind. And look at the snow! Woohoo! Oh my gosh! It's the purple grass fairy crusading buffalo! (Runs off towards them)
Kurama: Oh my God…
Hiei: Why us?
Evilish Midget-chan: Hey! Look! Cosmic Sheep! All sporks rally to me! We must defeat out hated enemies, the Cosmic Sheep! (Runs off, followed by an army of sporks)
Hiei: Well, it could be worse…
(A pink apron is thrown over his head)
Super Mintie Mouse: FEEL THE WRATH OF THE PINK!
Hiei: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT BURNS!
Kurama: (Snickers)
Himizu-chan: (Comes flying out of nowhere, tackles Kurama, and starts strangling him) YOU'VE GOTTA HIDE ME! QUICK, BEFORE THEY FIND ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEY WERE HERE?
Kurama: What are you talking about?
Himizu-chan: THE GREMLINS! AND THE ELVES! YOU GOTTA HIDE ME!
Kurama: Himizu-chan, they live in your head. You should be used to them by now.
Himizu-chan: When they're in my head, I can at least try to ignore them! I can't do that here! The elves are being all psychopathic and murderous and crazy!
Kurama: YOU are psychopathic and murderous and crazy.
Himizu-chan: And the gremlins are even worse! They're spastic and insane and twisted and cruel and sadistic and…
Kurama: YOU are spastic and insane and twisted and cruel and sadistic!
Himizu-chan: BUT I'M NOT HENTAI!
Kurama: Come again?
Himizu-chan: The gremlins are hentai! They project evil images into my mind! They're a plague and a disease and a curse!
Kurama: I'll admit that you're not hentai, but you do have your moments.
Himizu-chan: THAT'S THE PROBLEM! IT'S NOT ME! IT'S THE GREMLINS! AND NOW THAT THEY HAVE BEEN PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED, THEY ARE GOING TO TORTURE ME WITH MORE HENTAINESS AND I'M GOING TO GO INSANE AND GO ON A MURDEROUS RAMPAGE AND THERE WILL BE NO ONE LEFT ON THE PLANET BUT A FEW LUCKY SOULS THAT I SPARE AND MAYBE SOME SUNFLOWERS!
Kurama: (Has shrunk to a chibi size from the force and volume of her yelling) Eep… Don't yell.
Himizu-chan: Right… sorry… Let's get the rest of the crew and get out of here. Where are they?
Kurama: Just look…
Himizu-chan: Oh crap…
(Shot of Yusuke joining Evilish Midget-chan in the brutal murder of all Cosmic Sheep and Hiei running from Super Mintie Mouse and her deadly pink apron of doom.)
Himizu-chan: Hey Kurama?
Kurama: What?
Himizu-chan: Do you know where I can get a mass mind wipe for the entire planet?
Kurama: Ordinarily I'd say Koenma, but I don't think he'll be too happy with you after he sees this…
Himizu-chan: (Not listening any more) What's this? (Pulls mind probe off her head)
(And before you go yelling at me about how someone should have done this earlier, it's really small and it was hidden under her hair. And if there's one thing you don't do to Himizu-chan, it's touch her hair. Because she is my counterpart and I can't stand it when people touch my hair because of bad experiences with my little cousin trying to yank it out when I was younger.)
(All crazy things from Himizu-chan's mind vanish)
Himizu-chan: Holy son of a sick monkey's uncle! (Yes I really do say that. -.-()) That was freaking sweet! But the Cosmic Sheep are still here.
Cosmic Sheep 1: Look! It's the girl! Get her!
Himizu-chan: (Brandishing pitchfork) BACK! BACK YOU WOOLEN SWEATERS FROM THE SEVEN HELLS OF HADES!
Kurama: Himizu-chan, people are staring…
Himizu-chan: You should expect that if you hang around with me. I get that a lot. Besides, if you saw a bunch of neon-green sheep attacking a girl, you'd stare too.
Kurama: Especially if that girl was brandishing a pitchfork and screaming insults at the sheep instead of running for her life like any normal girl would.
Himizu-chan: NEVER BE NORMAL!
Evilish Midget-chan: Cool! Evil bloodthirsty sheep!
(Death glare from Himizu-chan)
Evilish Midget-chan: Er… I mean… Oh no! Evil bloodthirsty sheep!
Super Mintie Mouse: I'm tired of torturing Hiei. Now I'm gonna torture Kurama.
Kurama: Yikes! (Runs off)
Super Mintie Mouse: YAY! (Chases Kurama)
Himizu-chan: Where's Yusuke?
Evilish Midget-chan: Er… -.-()
Armadillos: Catch the second baka, catch the second baka, catch the second baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Catch the second baka, catch the second baka, catch the second baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him!
Yusuke: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP!
Hiei: Oh good, he can find the other baka for us.
Himizu-chan: Well, I'm sure he can take care of himself, so… let's go torture Karasu!
Kurama: You're psycho, you know that?
Himizu-chan: And proud of it!
Kurama: Right… -.-()
Hope you guys are happy with this chapter. Once again, I'm sorry about the long silence, and I swear you'll never have to wait this long ever again! On my oath as an authoress! Read and Review! Ja ne!