A/N: Heh... short chapter. But I'm gonna get flamed so bad for this, so I decided that I'd make the last bit two chapter instead of one... So I'll finish my lovely ending sometime soon, hopefully before Thanksgiving... and then this fic will be done! Alleluia! This fic annoys me so much, sometimes I just wanna strangle it and make it vanish from all existence! But I will finish it becuase I promised myself when I created this profile that I would never leave a fic unfinished and I'm going to keep that promise. So flame me now becuase I know you're going to, but be kind in the last chapter, I beg you. I want to leave on a happy note. I'll try to update soon! Please try to enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Evilish Midget-chan or Super Mintie Mouse or Hannibal Lecter or YYH characters. But I do own whatever insanity or sanity is in my mind... mostly insanity.

(In the land of torture)

Himizu: Well, here we are. Evilish, Mintie, do your stuff!

Super Mintie Mouse and Evilish Midget-chan: YAY!

(Super Mintie Mouse covers Karasu with her evil pink apron of doom and Evilish Midget-chan hands Karasu a piece of cheese… o.O)

Karasu: AAAAAHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! (Claws wildly at the apron and ends up throwing the cheese onto the ground)

Evilish Midget-chan: O.O NOOO! YOU DROPPED THE CHEESE ON THE GROUND! I HATE YOU! INU-CHAN!

(A giant dog jumps out of nowhere)

Evilish Midget-chan: HE DROPPED THE CHEESE! SIC 'EM INU-CHAN!

(Inu-chan makes attempts to tear Karasu's throat out)

Himizu: Hey! Hey! Knock it off! Don't kill him!

Kurama and Hiei: O.O (Anime fall)

Kurama: Did I just hear Himizu-chan defending Karasu?

Hiei: Either that or we're both hallucinating…

Himizu: It's not for him; it's for me! First of all, Koenma will bitch at me forever about letting my totally psycho and totally awesome reviewers murder Karasu, then he'll force me to use MY authoress powers to bring that stupid crow back to life! My authoress powers are just too important to waste on some dumb vampire! And that's not even counting the fact that Karasu, hard as this is for me to believe, really does have fans who would kill me for killing him. Plus there are the freaky psycho people out there that go ballistic if you even talk about killing someone and I have to try very hard not to smack them upside the head. So Evilish, you have to stop. I'm sorry. I know how much fun it would be, but for the sake of my sanity, you'll have to stop.

Evilish Midget-chan: Fine… (Pouts, but sends Inu-chan back to wherever he came from) Can I torture him with something else?

Himizu: Be my freaking guest; just don't kill him! (Conjures up a comfy chair and a Mountain Dew and settles down to watch Karasu be tortured with sporks)

Kurama: Now, what were you just saying about your authoress powers being so important?

Himizu: This is very important. My comfort is essential.

Kurama: …

Himizu: I notice that you have no retort. My logic is too much for you, isn't it?

Hiei: What logic?

Himizu: (Death glare) Shut up, shrimp!

(Several hours later, after watching Karasu be tortured for a very long time by Evilish Midget-chan and Super Mintie Mouse…)

Himizu: (Sigh) As amusing as this is, I think you guys are going to have to leave now.

Evilish Midget-chan and Super Mintie Mouse: Do we have to?

Himizu: Yeah, you do… But hopefully this will make up for it. (Gives each girl a Bag of Magical Unlimited Candies) Because of course we all know that that's the only reason you guys even wanted to come into this crazy messed-up thing that I'm actually calling a fanfic. Ok, see ya'll later! Keep those reviews coming you two!

Evilish Midget-chan and Super Mintie Mouse: BYE! Thanks for the candy!

(Evilish Midget-chan and Super Mintie Mouse vanish)

Hiei: Can we leave yet?

Himizu: What's the matter? Does this place scare you?

Hiei: Not really…

Himizu: Then you are seriously touched in the head, boy! Everyone with at least a little bit of rationality fears the evil torture place of doom! Even some of my reviewers fear it! You should fear it too! And fear me! For I worship Hannibal Lecter and the Holy Duck! Hurrah for cannibalistic psychopaths and poppy-growing waterfowl! (Strikes dramatic pose as lightning flashes. Then everything goes back to normal) So, are you scared yet?

Hiei: … Not really… o.O (Twitches a little bit)

Himizu: Argh… You're retarded. What does Ryouko see it you anyways?

Ryouko: I heard that, freak!

Himizu: o.o Um… no you didn't…

Saru: What are we talking about?

Kurama: Oh boy… triple the insanity…

(Ryouko is now screaming at Himizu for calling Hiei retarded and suggesting that she is in love with him)

Saru: So, fox, what's our mission?

(Himizu is now yelling at Ryouko about being a spying little moron who does love Hiei and needs to stop denying it)

Kurama: As far as I can tell, Himizu wants your help finding Yusuke and Kuwabara and then getting this fic back to a fair degree of reality.

(Hiei is looking terrified of the two psycho screaming girls)

Saru: Whose reality? A normal person's? Or Himizu's?

(Ryouko is now calling Himizu an idiot because she's a hockey nut and in love with a hockey player that she has maybe .0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance of dating)

Kurama: -.-() Yeah, there is a big difference, isn't there?

(Himizu is now very pissed about Ryouko's last comment)

Himizu: Well, at least I actually have a chance of meeting and dating the guy I'm in love with! You can only interact with Hiei in fanfictions! Hate to break it to you, but he's a freaking animated character! He is not real! Your chances of dating him are ZERO!

Ryouko: Who the hell said I wanted to date him?

Himizu: Don't deny it! You're madly in love with him!

Ryouko: You're on crack! That's why you actually think Nick Rash is hot!

Himizu: HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM UGLY! AND HIS NAME IS RICK! STOP CALLING HIM THAT EVIL NICKNAME!

(Ryouko and Himizu start strangling each other)

Kurama: And this all could have been avoided…

Saru: But it's very entertaining.

Kurama: -.-() And we all know that's the important thing, right?

Saru: (Slaps Kurama on the back) You're catching on.

Kurama: Right… -.-()()()

Hiei: Hn…

A/N: Read and Review, Read and Flame, I really don't care, just make sure you hit that nice purple button in the bottom left-hand corner of your screen! And don't be too mean, please.