A/N: IT'S DONE! THIS FIC IS DONE! (Dances) OMG, I am so happy! I hated this fic. But it's finished and I can get on with my life! I'm glad that everyone seems to have liked it, because I truly hated it, it was actually becoming a chore to write. If a fic becomes a chore to write, that's not good. But it's done and I don't have to worry about it anymore.
This last chapter is really really weird. I'm currently high on two cans of Mountain Dew and two giant Pixy Stix, so I'm kinda hyper. I think those things are drugged because I've been having weird visions since I ate all that. Really weird stuff too, something about me being kidnapped and tortured by some masochist while some really hot guy on Criminal Minds is forced to watch... I can't come up with stuff like that on my own! I think those sticks were drugged, I really do! But anyways, this is the end! Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I own everything in this fic except Yu Yu Hakusho and Las Vegas and C.S.I.
Himizu: All right, let's go back to the real world!
Ryouko: Right… the one you destroyed…
Himizu: I NEVER! IT WAS THOSE DAMN SHEEP!
Ryouko: Right… there was no malicious aforethought about this.
Himizu: I don't even control those woolen sweaters from hell! They're mutant! They're evil! They're trying to kill me!
Saru: Wow… that sounded like Hiei…
Himizu: Wha--- Hey, she's right! That's awesome!
Hiei: -.-#
Himizu: Look at him! He's trying to kill me! He's evil! And he's a mutant! (Anime peace sign)
Hiei: Mutant? -.-#
Himizu: Yeps.
Hiei: (Growling) Are you sure?
Himizu: Yeps. (Grinning)
Kurama: Er… Himizu-chan…
Himizu: What?
(Kurama has no time to say anything else, because Hiei suddenly runs his katana through Himizu and cuts her in half)
Saru: SHE'S DEAD! WE'RE FREE!
Ryouko: Praise the Lord! (Dances)
(Himizu's body suddenly turns into a log that has been cut in half by a katana)
Everyone: O.O Wtf?
Himizu: Yo! Over here peeps!
Ryouko: I'm pretty sure that violated some sort of copyright.
Himizu: Meh meh meh. Phooey on you. In case, you're wondering, that was Kawarimi no Jutsu, which I stole from Naruto. Very handy.
Kurama: What's that? Who's Naruto?
Himizu: Ugh… you need to read more manga. I'll give you a really good website later. Naruto is some ninja dude in some anime and they use these attacks called jutsus and I stole the one that enables you to replace your body with something else so the attacker hits that instead… of course, I can't really perform jutsus, my authoress powers are doing that for me…But all hail Wikipedia because they have a list of EVERY SINGLE Naruto jutsu that they ever use! But anyways, we were going back to the real world!
Karasu: Can I come too, please? (Puppy eyes)
Himizu: Oh shit, you're still here aren't you?
Karasu: Unfortunately.
Himizu: How in the hell did you get here anyways? I'm the only one besides Koenma who has the power to summon you from the depths of hell and I blackmailed Koenma already, so really it's only me and I definitely didn't summon you, so who did? By the way, don't even ask me what I blackmailed Koenma with. You don't deserve to know. So who summoned you?
Karasu: If you must know, it was some creepy evil doctor and an even freakier mad scientist. Are they friends of yours?
Himizu: (Totally blank face) Um, I don't recall letting any evil doctors or mad scientists loose in this country… try Bosnia, I let a couple loose over there about five years ago…
Everyone Else: Baka… Totally annoyed by Himizu's idiocy)
Himizu: Oh crap! You mean that THEY'RE the ones that have been messing up this fic?
Everyone Else: (Nod nod nod)
Himizu: Crap. I really better learn to keep track of those damn computer glitches that infect my computer and add freaky people. Ok, Karasu, back to hell!
Karasu: Thank God, I can leave you freaky people!
(Himizu sends Karasu back to hell)
Himizu: NOW, BACK… TO THE FUTURE! (Dramatic pose)
Kurama and Hiei: -.-()
Ryouko and Saru: (Sigh) Hopeless…
Himizu: Sorry. Random moment. Back to the real world! More specifically, back the hideout of the evil doctor and mad scientist.
At the hideout
Himizu: Okay, let me do the talking… HEY, FREAY PEOPLE WHO ENTERED THIS FIC WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU, YOU FREAKS!
Kurama: So much for stealth…
Igor: May I tell my masters who is calling?
Himizu: I definitely do not have time for this. MOVE IT BUSTER!
Hiei: I thought we had all the time in the world…
Ryouko: Don't say anything. This is really funny.
Igor: Yes ma'am! Please don't hurt me! I'm just the innocent little hunchback servant!
Himizu: Sure, whatever.
Igor: Masters, there are some people here to see you…
ED: Oh good, maybe they're applying for jobs here!
Himizu: Yeah, we are. Jobs to kick your asses out of this fic!
MS: Shit. It's her.
Himizu: You were expecting maybe Abraham Lincoln?
Saru: Oh boy…
Kuwabara: KURAMA! HIEI! YOU CAME TO SAVE US!
Yusuke: But did you have to bring those three psychos along?
Armadillos: SILENCE, MORTALS! SUFFER! DOOM ON YOU!
Himizu: o.O Wow… I though I was psycho. Anyways… back to business. Who are you guys and what are you doing in this fic?
ED: We are an evil doctor and mad scientist bent on destroying your puny fanfictions and taking over the minds of these four boys and using them in our world domination plans!
Ryouko: There are so many flaws in that plan; it's not even funny.
MS: Like what?
Saru: First, we're taking over the world and we can kick your asses any day!
ED: Not with out weapons!
Ryouko: What, are you going to throw beanbags at us or something?
MS: SHE FIGURED OUT! She must have read our minds!
Girls: (Face fault)
Kurama and Hiei: Oh my God…
Yusuke: HEY! Remember me? The Spirit Detective? The star of our show? Ringing any bells? Hello?
Himizu: Kurama, Hiei, do you guys wanna chase away those armadillos?
Kurama: I would… but I'm kinda…
Hiei: Freaked out…
Himizu: Ugh. Wimps. Must I do everything myself? (Teleports the armadillos away)
Ryouko: Where'd you send them?
Himizu: That private hell place. They'll make a nice edition.
Saru: Sweet!
Himizu: Now, where were we? Oh yeah, about to kick butt!
ED: You'll never get rid of us!
MS: Yeah, what he said!
Himizu: Ryouko… weapon S421!
Ryouko: o.O WTF?
Saru: She means the cell phone.
Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara: O.O How's that gonna help?
Himizu: (Dials number) Hello? George? Hey man, how's it going? How's the toddler? Really? Crap. Oh well. Tell him it's me. I need a favor. Sure, I'll hold. Thanks dude. (Several seconds later) Hey Koenma. I need a favor. (Long silence) Yeah, I'll give you the tapes. (More silence) No, I don't have any copies. (Crosses fingers) Whatever. I'm the blackmailer around here, remember that! Now listen to me! I have an evil doctor and a mad scientist here. I need to get rid of them. Can you help me out here? (Silence) Yeah, I could beat the shit out of them, but that's unnecessary violence that my reviewers don't need to see.
Ryouko: Hypocrite!
Himizu: Shut up! Sorry, Koenma. Where were we? Oh, right. So, what are your thoughts? You'll do it! Thanks a million! Yeah, I'll give Botan the tapes next time I see her. Okay, bye. (Hangs up phone) Okay, Koenma said he'd take care of it and send them to eternal damnation, which he added was my eventual destination, but I've heard that before, so I don't care.
(ED and MS vanish)
Igor: I'M FREE! (Runs off throwing daisies and singing Shiny Happy People)
Himizu: Cool, we're done! And the moral of the story is, don't mess with purple monkeys!
Kurama: Where in all the insanity did you see any purple monkeys?
Himizu: Oh, you may not have seen them, but they were there, they're always watching, freaky CIA rejects…
Kurama: Right… -.-()
Epilogue
Eventually, Himizu, Ryouko, and Saru went back to their scary Authoress hangout where Saru played videogames and Ryouko and Himizu watched crime shows until their eyeballs fell out (which would take about ten years of nonstop watching without sleep, so it's not going to happen). Kurama, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara were eventually released from Las Vegas (which did eventually go back to normal so C.S.I. wouldn't be corrupted) and went back to that Voidspace where they waited for people to use them in fics. ED and MS were sentenced to eternal damnation, which they deserved. Igor became the owner of a company called Microsoft under the alias Bill Gates and drank all the Frappuccinos he wanted. Koenma continued to be blackmailed by Himizu. Karasu continued to be tortured in hell. And the purple monkeys continued to not exist except in Himizu's overactive and insane brain.
THE END! (Finally!)
It's over. It's done. Mwa ha ha. Now I can concentrate on my remaining TWO fics! Yay!