How the Kaiser Stole Christmas
My Version with my signature City!
All the Digidestined down in Digi City liked Christmas a lot,
But the Kaiser that lived just north of Digi City did not.
He stood in his secret base hating the season
And hey, I'm not gonna be the one asking him for a reason.
It may be that his tinted shades were too tight,
Or maybe we Americans didn't dub his name just right.
But whatever the reason, his shades or his name,
The Kaiser stood there hating Christmas quite lame.
Why, for twenty-three episodes he'd put up with it now!
"I must stop Christmas from coming…but how?
I can load their presents up onto a sleigh,
and take them far far away!
so he built a powered sleigh
and installed jets, so he could make a faster getaway
and then he took his faithful Wormmon and with a horn and some green thread
he tied a horn upon Wormmon's head
So into Digi City the Kaiser did creep,
The poor Digidestined all fast asleep.
He landed on a house on the right,
Hoping to ruin their Christmas that night.
But the while he was loading presents, the Kaiser heard a soft cough from behind,
And turning on his heels he happened to find
Iori-chan Hida, a Digidestined so small.
Yes, Iori, the smallest Digidestined of all.
"You're Ken Ichijoji, the Emperor guy!"
He said looking our Kaiser friend straight in the eye.
"You're the one who made those awful Dark Rings!
Why in the world would you do such a thing?"
The Kaiser stood there, could think of no lies.
Soon Armadillomon appeared and "Digi-armor, energize!"
Now the Kaiser ran to his sleigh which was parked by the front door.
"I won't visit the new kids, fer sure!"
So he flew past skyscraper upon skyscraper for a while,
Passed a house on the left and landed beside it with a smile.
There, sound asleep in her warm little bed,
Was a girl with bright pink hair on her head.
The Kaiser approached her tree without a sound,
But then checked to see if the plant was around.
Hearing linoleum scraping on roots,
He jumped out the window onto his sleigh, almost losing his boots.
As he stood there in Mimi's yard he gave a shout,
The sun was rising, time had run out.
As the Kaiser high-tailed it in his sleigh he saw on a stair,
A handsome young man with bright golden hair.
"Well, well, well, just lookit that.
If I can't get Mimi's gifts, Then I'll take Matt's!"
But then he saw, from the corner of his eye,
Gatomon, Hikari, and her brother Tai.
There were too many kids, the Kaiser did find,
Too many, and too little time to make up his mind!
But as he was sitting there Ken saw the light:
Maybe stealing the Digidestined's presents just wasn't right.
So he went back to his base and built Kimeramon instead,
Was punched by Takeru, got sick in the head.
And now the Kaiser is officially gone,
To be replaced with the good Ken Ichijoji
with an evil Aracnemon and Mummymon too, a weird-looking creep.
My question is, where'd they get a Jeep?
All right, all right, this lost the Christmas scheme,
But as I'm typing, I'm putting up with the scream…
"No, no Dr. Seuss!" Emmy, it's okay!
Now go get to work on the story, TODAY!
Merry Holidays to each and every one of you,
Now be a good reader and pretty please review!