More Yaoi taunting. (Sorry, Ria-me-love)
It isn't that I am not a fan of homosexual love. Love is beautiful. However, I can't resist taunting yaoi fangirls. It's just too good to resist. Honestly, how many men have you people had Link snog? The poor guy. If you are uncomfortable with such things as this, don't bother to read.
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Two figures stood on a grassy hill, swords unsheathed, shoulders arched in preparation for a long battle. Their hair blew out in the wind, one blond, one black, as two swords swung in the air and caught the glare of the morning sun on their polished blades.
Dark struck Link's backside as they lunged at one another, grinning at the other's sharp squeal of pain. He pivoted and held his sword at the ready as Link pattered towards his counterpart, brow furrowed in frustration.
"That's for never returning my calls!" Dark Link cried as he kicked the Hero of time in the chest, red eyes flashing. "And that was for messing around with Fierce Diety behind my back!"
"What about you?" Link screeched in reply, slashing Dark on the side of his arm and slapping his shoulders with the flat of the Master Sword. "I know what you were doing with Shiek outside the fire temple!"
The shadow grimaced, kicking Link's feet out from under him. "So says the guy who snogged his own shadow more times than is deemed healthy."
"You kissed me first!" Link squeaked, ducking from Dark's scissoring slash and rolling to the side. "And you were violent! What else was I supposed to do, stick with you and get permanent back problems for the rest of my life?"
Dark grinned and pulled Link's hair back, running his sword just below the hero's neck. "You know you liked it," he breathed.
There was a pregnant pause, and then the two men threw themselves at each other in a frenzy of—
END TRANSMISSION. THIS IS A WARNING FROM THE RATING COMMITTEE. THE REST OF THIS STORY HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO ITS FANTASTIC DISCRIPTION OF THE BEST SEX SCENE EVER, WHICH IS UNFORTUNATELY TOO MATURE AND BREATH TAKING-LY HOT FOR THE RATING OF THIS STORY. SORRY, FANGIRLS.