To the Gundam Pilots:
First and foremost, we would like to inform you that Sgt. Sagura has broken free of the restraints I and Sgt. Webber put him in after reading your note. Also we have lost track of him, so just watch your backs.
Second, on behalf of our missing officer, I will say this: you think that the Lambda Drive is weird! Well, at least it doesn't show us fucked up images of the future! You're lucky we didn't go insane because of it.
Oh, yeah, I guess now would be a bad time to say we borrowed your Gundams a while back.
Yes, we know about the bullet situation, and have informed our Captain about it.
You, however, are one to talk about our "knives." One of the ones we borrowed, (I believe you called it Heavyarms), doesn't even have a saw attached to the blade!
If we could figure out how to activate the energy weapons, we would have used them.
I will admit one thing, though. Your mechs are a SHIT-LOAD more agile than ours are.
Think you could convince your makers to give us some? Without that Zero drive, or whatever you call it?
-Please?
A/N: Again, don't own 'em, so please don't sue!