Love, Lust & Passion
Note: Ah, I decided to add some things to this 'road trip'...
To refresh your memories... I'm gonna give you the last line from the last chapter, why? Because it means something...
"This is going to be the worst road trip I've ever been on!" John exclaimed.
See that meant something... That meant for the first time in this story John Cena is right! This is history in the making people!
Now, On To The Story!
After John's statement was heard, the group fell silent. Adam played with his hands out of pure boredom.
"When are we gonna get there?" Adam asked before Amy looked in the mirror so she could see him.
"Well son, we'll get there, when we get there... Okay?" Amy asked with a smirk.
John couldn't help himself...
"So that makes you how old mommy?" John questioned as Amy stuck out her tongue at him.
"Keep your eyes on the road!" Chris exclaimed.
"Yes, I know it is hard for you to not look at me, but you're gonna have to resist." John stated.
"Oh, I'll try my best... Since you're just so damn hot." Amy joked.
"Good, express your feelings... We all know you got a thing for me." John replied.
"It was a joke, asshole." Amy snapped.
"What'd I say about keeping your eyes on the road?" Chris yelled.
"God will you just shut up?" Amy sneered.
Once again, they all fell silent and waited for John to say something smart or Adam to start talking about Dorothy, I mean Dora...
"So..." Dawn began. "This is a good time to pick baby names!"
Jason froze, 'damn! I thought I got out of picking the baby names... Guess I was wrong...' Chris started to laugh, knowing the fellow Canadian's plan was not to have to pick baby names. Dawn looked back at Chris.
"What's so funny?" Dawn asked.
As Chris opened his mouth to reply Jason said, "Oh nothing... He's probably just thinking about Dorothy..."
"It's Dora!" Adam snapped.
"Whatever..." Jason replied as he waved Adam off.
"So I was thinking of Sherri..." Dawn declared.
"Dawn, we're having a boy." Jason reminded her.
"How do you know that? We never got the gender!' Dawn exclaimed.
"So... It's going to be a boy..." Jason stated.
"Men..." Trish mumbled as she shook her head.
"What about men?" Randy asked.
"All are the same! All want a boy..." Trish replied.
"Well duh they want a boy... Someone that understands them and knows what it's like to be a man!" Chris announced.
"A boy doesn't know what it feels like to be a man!" Trish argued.
"Yeah, just ask John... I'm sure he's still a little boy who can tell you that he doesn't know what it feels like to be a man." Amy agreed as Trish laughed.
'Oh shit... There goes peace...' Dawn thought before shaking her head. John smirked.
"Yes, why don't we all ask John? You can all ask Amy what it feels like to still be a little girl." John replied.
"Little girls can't drive." Amy protested.
"And you can't drive! Keep your eyes on the road!" Chris exclaimed.
"Well little girls don't have a body like mine." Amy declared.
"They certainly don't..." John agreed as he wrapped an arm around her and checked her out.
"You know I doubt it's safe to check out the driver and distract them..." Trish announced as John glared back at her.
"So what if it's not safe... I like livin' on the edge..." John replied with a grin before turning his attention back to Amy.
"Get your hands off me..." Amy warned without looking at him.
"I only had a hand on you... But now that I think of it two--" John started.
"JOHN! Knock it off!" Jason yelled as he hit John.
"Oww... Man what is your problem!" John asked.
Finally, he noticed everyone was watching him with amazed and concerned looks on their faces.
"I didn't know you had a thing for Amy!" Adam exclaimed.
"I don't!" John protested.
"Yeah, a lot of guys check Amy out... I've done it before... Right Ames?" Chris questioned as he winked.
"WHAT!" Amy yelled before looking back at Chris.
"STOP taking your eyes off the road!" Chris ordered.
"Then STOP checking me out!" Amy exclaimed as she turned her head back to watch the road.
"I wasn't... Well, I haven't since like yesterday." Chris explained.
"Chris, just stop..." Dawn warned.
Dawn and Jason started talking, or arguing, about the baby's name and, of course, gender. While the others sat there listening to it, every now and then they'd nod as if to agree with one of them, and then shake their head as if to disagree ten seconds later. Finally, Adam interrupted the two.
"Why not name her Dora?" Adam offered everyone, except Amy, looked at him as if he was crazy.
"Dora?" Dawn echoed in a degusted voice.
"Yeah, Dora!" Adam repeated cheerfully.
"God... ARE WE THERE YET?" Chris yelled.
"NO! Moreover, stop yelling! You're right behind me!" Amy snapped.
Chris crossed his arms and then started shifting uncomfortably.
"What's wrong with you?" Randy asked as Chris elbowed him in the shoulder.
"I have to go to the bathroom!" Chris complained.
"Don't you dare go in this car Chris!" Amy warned.
"Then pull over!" Chris ordered.
"You're gonna pee on the highway?" John asked.
"You can't pull over on this interstate." Trish declared.
"Okay... Well there's an exit coming up in like five miles... Talk about something dry people!" Amy replied.
"Okay..." John started before rolling his shoulders back. "Think of warm water--"
"Stop, right there and now!" Amy hissed before hitting him.
"Oww... Woman, you're br-u-tal!" John sneered before sticking out his tongue.
"And you're a dumbass..." Amy snapped as Chris started laughing.
"Don't make me laugh you two!" Chris said in between laughs while John smirked at Amy.
"Why are you always such a dick?" Amy asked coldly.
"Do you seriously want me to answer that question?" John replied.
"No... Just forget I ever asked..." Amy mumbled.
"Right, right, right!" Adam yelled as the came near the exit.
"Adam... Let me do the driving..." Amy ordered before turning into the lane to get off the interstate.
--- At The Rest Stop ---
After all exited the car to stretch out there legs Amy decided to call Jeff and inform him of the situation.
"What are the odds that none of us had enough common sense as to charge their cell phones?" Dawn asked.
"Hey, I don't even have a cell phone... I travel with Chris, he has a cell phone and I don't really see a need for the stupid things..." Adam explained.
"Amy's still waiting for her new one to get in... Thanks to a certain someone it 'accidentally' got broken..." Trish sneered.
"She broke mine first!" John protested.
"So you had to break hers?" Dawn hissed.
"Hey, how was I supposed to know that we were gonna need them some day..." John replied.
Meanwhile...
Chris leaned against the wall as Amy called Jeff.
"Hello?" Jeff answered.
"Hey, Jeff..." Amy started.
"Hey Ames! It's Ames... Where are you? How are you callin' from the plane? What's goin' on?" Jeff asked.
"First off, we missed the plane--" Amy declared.
"We? Who is we?" Jeff questioned as Amy sighed.
"Dawn, Trish, Randy, Adam, Chris, Jay, John and myself..." Amy replied.
"Wait! You and John Cena are together and both of you are alive!" Jeff asked in disbelief.
"Very funny... There wasn't another flight to North Carolina until after the party... So we're drivin' down there." Amy stated.
"Haha, are you having fun? More importantly is anyone dead yet?" Jeff questioned.
"Everyone is alive, Jeff... Thanks for the concern... I just called to tell you we'd be there in time for the party. It's still on Saturday, right?" Amy replied.
"Yeah... Of course... Just Vi really wanted y'all to be down here early... She had an announcement to make. Oh well I guess." Jeff declared.
"That's great... Well we'll see you soon!" Amy said before ending the conversation with a goodbye.
Chris sighed and followed the redhead back to the car. Once they got there, they were surprised to see that Trish and Randy were absent; John was making fun of Adam, again; Dawn and Jason were arguing about the baby again; and all the car doors were open.
"Smooth, jackasses..." Chris mumbled.
"What?" Dawn asked as she glared at Chris.
"You could have, or at least should have, shut the doors..." Amy replied.
"Is the battery dead?" John asked as if that battery was his life.
Chris ignored him and tried to start the car. Amy and John stood there watching the blond Canadian.
"No... It's still good..." Chris informed them.
"Good you're driving." Amy replied before John smirked.
"Then we can take the backseat and make out..." John stated with a wink.
"What's your problem?" Amy asked.
"I have no problem..." John insisted.
"That's like the second time you've hit on me!" Amy declared.
Randy and Trish returned shortly before Amy finished her sentence.
"Stop hitting on her..." Randy ordered.
"Okay, dad..." John teased.
"Well I wanna sit up front!" Adam announced.
"Go ahead..." Amy mumbled. "I wanna sit by Trish..."
"How sweet." Trish replied as she smiled at Amy.
"Wait... That means John is sitting in back... Chris is driving, Jason and Dawn get the front the entire time and you just told Adam he could sit up front." Randy declared.
"Oh well..." Amy said with a shrug.
So now, it was Chris, Jason, Dawn and Adam in the front seat. While Randy, Trish, Amy and John took the backseat. Once again, Amy noticed that she was stuck next to John.
"Why am I by him again?" Amy complained.
"You choose to sit there." John protested.
"And so did you!" Amy argued.
"Just zip it... Let's try and have some peace..." Dawn snapped.
Later That Night...
After driving for half the day Chris was ready to pull over and let someone else drive. However, once they turned of the interstate they heard a huge popping sound and then a squealing sound.
"Shit..." Chris mumbled as he slammed on the breaks on the side of the exit.
"What?" Trish asked.
"I think we ran something over." Chris replied before getting out of the car.
"Or we just blew out a tire..." John mumbled.
"Shit! I can't believe our luck!" Chris exclaimed as everyone except Dawn got out of the car.
They all glared at the car, no tires were flat.
"What happened?" Randy asked.
"I don't know..." Chris replied.
"How are we supposed to get off this interstate? We can't park here." John stated.
"We put the car in neutral and push it to the rest stop..." Jason announced.
"Fine by me, how care is the rest stop?" Adam asked.
"Not too far... By the looks of it this may take ten or twenty minutes." Chris declared.
To Be Continued...
Sorry about the short chapter... Well thanks for all the reviews!
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