Love, Lust & Passion
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After driving for maybe an hour, they were more than ready to call it a night. However, lady luck just wasn't on John and Amy's side tonight. For the second time, they would be forced to stay together. Although, this time they were fortune enough to have Chris and Adam joining them. Okay, so maybe it was even worse than being alone. They were at one of the cheapest hotels known to man, because, as Dawn said, they needed to save their money for other expenses. Like food and other hotels on the way to North Carolina. Sometimes Dawn could be a pain, other times Dawn could be just flat out annoying.
However, this, by far, was the worst 'idea' Dawn has ever cooked up in her pot of tricks and schemes. Dawn was now the unofficial, yet official, money holder. Where as everyone had to hand over their money, or else. Now personally Amy knew everyone, except maybe John and Randy, from their good moods to their bad. Therefore, instead of arguing with the pregnant woman, she handed over her money without a fight. She could hear Chris mumbling something about hell freezing over, but couldn't quite make it out due to the arguing between Trish and John. The subject was obviously about Randy and Amy, how Trish had a 'thing' for Randy and John had a 'thing' for Amy.
Randy sighed, "You think we should switch rooms?"
"Meaning?" Amy asked.
"Meaning Trish and John can stay together if they really wanted to prove that they didn't completely want us." Randy replied.
"You act as if you're so irresistible." Amy mumbled.
"Well I am... I can tell by the way she looks at me." Randy stated.
"Oh god, I don't wanna hear this shit..." Amy muttered before walking away from Randy.
Randy rolled his eyes at the redhead, who was more than ready to scream at the people surrounding her. All in their own way got to her, from arguing to Adam's cartoon obsession, it was all too much for anyone. Randy didn't let it get to him, only because these people weren't exactly his friends. Well, John and Adam were, but he was used to John's constant hitting on girls and Adam's childish obsession. Why John had picked Amy was beyond reasoning. All John would talk, or complain, about was how much Amy annoyed him. From the way she dressed to the way she talked. However, it did occur to him that maybe John had a huge crush on the redhead and was just covering it up with a hatred for her. Odd how these things could be so confusing.
Sometimes their love/hate relationship could confuse people, in public, like a hotel restaurant for example, they were at each other's necks with personal attacks. While when they were in a more private setting, like a car on the way to North Carolina, they were almost nice to each other. Meaning if they were in public, Randy doubted they'd be flirting. By the time John and Trish were done arguing everything was settled.
They would drive from nine in the morning until nine at night, having driving shifts of three hours each. Dawn and Jason were the only two lucky enough not to have a driving shift at all. The next morning Trish would be the first driver, Randy the second, Adam the third, and John the last of the day. The stops were also counted as driving time, due to Dawn refused to do all that math. Only because she was tired and wanted to get some sleep. They stood outside the hotel waiting for Jason to return from the main office, with no luck, the hotel was booked.
"This may just be a miracle that they're booked." John commended.
"For once I agree." Dawn replied.
"You picked the hotel..." Trish stated.
"So... Not that I wanted to stay here, but it looked cheap." Dawn declared.
"Cheap enough for cockroaches..." Chris mumbled.
"Why don't we drive around and look for a place to get a bite to eat, then look for an ATM machine and get some money out of our accounts?" Trish offered.
"Good idea, but I cleaned my account out on Jeff... He owes me at least seven thousand dollars..." Amy replied.
"What does he do with the money you give him?" Chris asked in disbelief.
"Buys himself food, pays the bills, and well I don't know what else... But it's been over six months since I started loaning him money." Amy explained.
"God that man needs to set some priorities... Stop loaning him money and maybe he'll get off his lazy ass and get a job." Adam stated.
Everyone glared at him. "Wow, he actually has a point..." John replied.
"And that's the sad part..." Jason mumbled.
"Yeah, well like you have priorities... You watch at least five hours of cartoons a day..." Amy declared.
"And she too, has a point..." John announced.
"Stop sucking up..." Jason snapped as John held his hands up in defense.
"I'm just sayin' the facts..." John stated.
"Yeah, whatever..." Jason muttered, waving John off.
"Okay, well anyone else have a cleared account?" Trish asked.
"I spent a load of my money on baby stuff... Not all, but most of it." Dawn replied.
"Anyone else?" Trish questioned as she stared down the remaining. "Good... Now let's go!"
After driving around in search for a restaurant, they found a 24-hour breakfast diner. The diner was an old-fashioned type, a waitress named Floe took their orders. By the time they got into small talk about the hotels in the area the woman returned with their drinks. Dawn sucked on her straw, nodding her head as Trish explained that the hotels were all booked.
"You know..." Floe started. "There's a nice hotel a few miles out of town. Although, they only except cash..."
"We have cash!" Trish exclaimed.
"Oh really? I was unaware of that." John mumbled.
"Shush!" Trish order putting a hand up to John. "Go on..."
"Well, I can give you directions after you're done eating." Floe offered.
"Yeah, that'd be great!" Trish replied with a smile.
"Trish, what part of 'nice hotel' didn't you understand? It's going to cost a lot..." Amy stated.
"It's better than sleeping in that piece of trash... Anyhow, we're going to find an ATM machine and get more money." Trish declared.
"Yeah, well let's just get through this dinner without any arguments." Dawn warned John and Amy.
"What? We haven't fought since we were walkin' to that repair shop." John announced.
"We fought when we were there..." Amy stated.
"Only cause that guy was checkin' you out... I was jus' lookin' out for you." John replied.
"Wait.. You fought over a guy checking Amy out?" Chris asked.
"No! We had an argument about me breakin' John's finger off." Amy declared.
"Oh yeah..." John mumbled.
"And may I ask, was it ever broken?" Chris questioned.
"Ah, no... It was just sore." Amy stated as John stuck his tongue out at her. "See here he goes again, he's always so immature!"
"And you aren't?" John snapped.
"Not as much as you are!" Amy exclaimed.
"See, that is exactly what I'm taking about... Stop fighting!" Dawn ordered.
By the time they were all finished and they got the directions to the hotel they were waiting on Dawn and Trish, who were fixing their make up for some odd reason. Finally Trish and Dawn joined the group outside of the restaurant and then they drove around in search for an ATM machine. Only now did it cross their mind that they could have asked the waitress about it. However, it didn't take long until they came to a gas station with an ATM machine near it. John refused to clean out his account saying it wasn't fair that they used his money for their needs.
"I'd rather sleep in that car than give y'all my money." John sneered.
"Oh come on John! Please?" Trish pleaded.
"No..." John snapped.
Trish sighed and gave up on begging him, instead she focused on begging Randy, who also didn't give into her. Dawn nudged Amy, who had just talked Chris into withdrawing five hundred.
"What Dawn?" Amy asked, rolling her eyes.
"You ask John..." Dawn replied.
"Why? He doesn't like me." Amy stated.
"It's worth a try." Dawn declared.
"Fine..." Amy mumbled, before walking over to where John was.
Dawn smiled at Adam, who was also refusing to give up his hard-earned money. Amy leaned against the wall that John was and offered him a smile.
"No..." John replied.
"Oh come on!" Amy started, as she stood in front of him. "I'll give you whatever you want... You name it and I'll give you it..."
"Hmmm... Even sex?" John asked with a smirk.
"I'm not a prostitute." Amy snapped.
"I know... I was just askin'... Seein' what I can get..." John replied.
"You can get out of drivin' tomorrow." Amy offered.
"How 'bout no?" John stated.
"How about... Ah..." Amy glared at Dawn, who was urging her on. "I ah... Kiss you?" Amy asked, throwing out a random word.
"Hmmm... What an offer, how much would this kiss cost me?" John questioned.
"Five hundred dollars." Amy replied.
"For that much, I expect more than a kiss." John stated, rolling his eyes.
"I'm not goin' to sleep with you..." Amy protested.
"I wasn't askin' ya to..." John declared.
"I give up..." Amy replied before walking back over to Dawn.
"I'm not goin' to kiss him so that y'all can get five hundred dollars..." Amy stated.
"You're the one that offered." Dawn mumbled.
"Well so?" Amy stuck out her tongue.
"Okay so we have a eighteen hundred. John?" Trish asked.
"NO!" John snapped.
Half an hour later found the group outside yet another hotel, waiting for Trish to return. This time they found luck and got two hotel rooms. As said before the arrangements were all settled. Randy, Trish, Dawn and Jason in one room, while Adam, Chris, Amy and John were in the other. Adam and Chris were arguing about if they were going to sleep with John or Amy. After maybe ten minutes they concluded that I'd be interesting to see John and Amy share a bed. While Adam and Chris turned in right away, John and Amy stayed up watching TV. This would be a very interesting stay, and everyone in the group of WWE superstars and divas knew that…
To Be Continued…