Love, Lust & Passion
Note: I wrote the beginning of this chapter in study hall, so bare with me if it sucks... Sorry it took so long to update.. Hopefully I'll be back to updating more often soon...
While Chris and Adam were sound asleep Amy and John were talking, and there was yet to be some bloodshed. To both John and Amy's surprise they had a lot in common. Save for the different tastes in clothes, food and music. Of course they had their share of differences as well…
They had just finished watching the end of the one of those boring TV movies when they decided that there was officially nothing on. John leaned back on the bed and shook his head.
"What is this shit?" He asked as he turned the TV off.
"Huh?" She glared at him with an eyebrow raised. "What's 'shit'."
"The cable here… The arena gets better cable, and we only get Spike TV and UPN…" John explained.
"Exactly… Who in their right mind would watch Dora… Never mind…" Amy mumbled as she glared at Adam.
"Yeah… That's what I thought." John agreed.
"So what should we do?" Amy questioned.
"Well… What's there to do?" John shrugged.
"Ah… There's a pool… And that's about it… Oh and of course we could torment Adam and Chris…" Amy stated with an evil grin.
"I like the tormenting idea, but how would we torment them?" John asked.
"Easy… Keep them awake…" Amy replied.
"I don't know about you, but I think that's weak." John declared.
"Oh, you got a better idea?" Amy snapped.
"Actually yes… And here you're supposed to be the evil child…" John teased.
"I am NOT an evil child… You are!" Amy exclaimed.
"Riiight… Whose idea was it to play baseball with my cell phone and a plastic kiddy bat?" John asked.
"Jeff's…" Amy replied as she stuck out her tongue.
"No I distinctly remember you comin' up to me and beggin' me to 'see' my cell phone. Randy was the one that told me that yours was 'lost'. You, Jeff, Chris, Dave and Randy decided to play baseball and I was unaware my cell phone was gonna be the ball!" John stated.
"That was a very touching little story… Too bad you had to break my cell phone too! We could have prank called Dawn…" Amy mumbled.
"We have a phone in the hotel room genius…" John stated.
"Yeah… But does it have buttons! No! It has that weird circle thingy… I don't know how to use that…" Amy declared.
"Well you truly are an evil little child." John replied.
Amy rolled her eyes and got off the bed, almost tripping over the suitcases that were carelessly dropped on the floor.
"Do you not know how to walk?" John asked with a smirk.
"Shut up…" Amy snapped.
"You see we were getting' along earlier… But someone must have PMS…" John stated.
Amy stopped and turned to look at him.
"I DO NOT have 'PMS'! And it was you that ruined the good conversation we were having." Amy spat.
"Oh how did I do that? Was it the you're an evil child comment?" John questioned.
"No… Before that…"
"How about the you suck at tormenting people?" John replied.
"Bingo…"
"Well why don't we call it truce? I'm sorry I broke your cell phone and I'm sorry you're a little brat." John stated.
"You should have stopped at the cell phone… But hey, if we're talking about flaws here… You scream like a girl, oh yeah, and you cry like a girl…" Amy sneered.
"I do NOT scream, or cry, like a girl!" John exclaimed.
"Sure you don't…" Amy muttered.
"I don't…" John argued.
"SHUT UP!" Chris snapped throwing his shoe at John.
"OW!" John shrieked, rubbing the back of his head.
"See that was just a demonstration of how you cry and scream like a girl!" Amy teased.
"I don't cry like a girl! Or scream like one!" John stated.
"Yes you do!" Adam sneered. "Now shut up! I'm trying to get some sleep!"
"Dora was on…" John replied.
Adam shot up. "And no one woke me up!"
Chris got out of the bed and shook his head.
"I am NOT sleeping in the same bed with this man… Amy…" Chris complained.
"What!" Amy snapped.
"If you'll sleep with Adam, I'll sleep with John…" Chris replied.
There was a moment of silence, everyone, except Chris, glared down at the floor trying to process what they just heard.
"Ewww… Man I ain't gay!" John stated.
Chris rolled his eyes, "I didn't mean it that way, jackass!"
"Oh you'd like that…" John muttered.
"Why am I stuck with you three anyway?" Amy complained.
"Because you're the only one who can 'stand' us…" Chris explained.
"Yeah… Riiight, keep telling yourself that." Amy replied.
"I will…" Chris stated.
"Well there went your entertainment John…" Amy commented.
John's head snapped in the her direction, "Huh?"
She rolled her eyes at him, "Your little torment Chris and Adam plan… They're already awake now."
John smirked at her, "Well we tormented them just by arguing."
"Yes, you did!" Adam agreed.
"Maybe you two should share a bed…" Amy mumbled.
"No… I'm not that way…" John protested.
"So you wanna sleep with Amy?" Adam asked.
"No, but it's better than havin' to sleep with one of you…" John replied.
"You don't know how wrong this conversation is starting to sound..." Amy muttered as she shook her head.
"Hey, I'm with you on that... This does sound wrong." Chris agreed.
"Will you stop? Not everything we talk about is about sex." Adam snapped.
"When it comes to John..." Amy and Chris exchanged a look before they both said, "Yes it does."
John smirked and shook his head.
"You're jus' jealous." John replied.
"Okay... Whatever John..." Amy waved him off.
Meanwhile...
Dawn, Jason, Trish and Randy didn't have a midnight fight that woke up particularly everyone in the area. They found themselves lucky enough to be a good ten doors away from the odd group. While Dawn had fallen fast asleep the other three engaged in quite the conversation about how they were going to survive in a careful of misfits.
"If John would start getting serious we wouldn't have all these problems." Trish stated.
Randy blinked, "John? Amy's the one that's being a tease... She totally leads him on!"
"Are we talking, or thinking, about the same two people here?" Jason asked.
"John's always hitting on Amy!" Trish exclaimed.
"Amy's always teasing John with her hot body!" Randy declared.
"Okay.. What do you have a thing for her?" Trish snapped.
"Why do you ask?" Randy questioned.
"Because you just said her hot body... Much like Chris and John that's all you stare at is a woman's body! What about her mind!" Trish sneered as she pointed to her head.
"What about her mind?" Randy asked.
Trish shook her head and crossed her arms.
"Men..." She mumbled as Randy rolled his eyes at her.
"Why do women always act like we're so mysterious? You think we always think with our dicks instead of our heads? Sure John hits on Amy, but Amy provokes it." Randy explained.
"How does she provoke being hit on?" Trish snapped.
"Easy... You have a nice body, you're bound to be hit on... Like if I were to say that I liked the way you were 'put together', you provoked it." Randy stated.
"So it's our fault we're in shape?" Trish asked.
"Exactly." Randy replied.
"That was without a doubt the stupidest excuse I've ever heard!" Jason declared.
"You're supposed to be on my side, not hers! Marriage has officially ruined your life..." Randy announced.
"If anything it had made him a better man!" Trish stated with a smirk.
"Yeah... Sure..." Randy mumbled as he got off the bed.
"And where are you going?" Trish asked.
"To the bathroom mommy." Randy replied with a smirk.
Trish stuck out her tongue while Jason only shook his head.
"I'm gonna turn in Trish... Try not to fight with Randy..." Jason pleaded.
"I'll try... Can't make any promised, but I'll do my best." Trish declared with a mischievous grin.
By the time the night had ended the two had called it truce, coming to a conclusion that they should never have been fighting about their odd friends in the first place. While the other four had found it hard to stop the argument from taking its toll on them, by the time they had stopped fighting there was a knock at the door. On other side was Dawn and Jason, stating that they were ready to leave. Adam and Chris left the room in with annoyed looks on their faces. Amy and John had stated they need a minute to talk things over. Not long after Dawn left the two alone did they come to an agreement that Amy wouldn't get on John's case if he promised not to hit on her constantly.
Odds were neither would live up to their promise...
To Be Continued...