"One afternoon a man named Edward got into a green truck and drove to a farm. The farm had geese and cows. The end."

-Mr Remora, The A.A

Here's the story in full detail...

Ring Ring!

Mr. Remora looked up at the wall. That infuriating telephone!
He threw his banana skin into the rubbish as he made his way to the telephone.

Ring Ring!

"Hello?"

"Robert? It's E"

"Shh! Call me R, or Mr. Remora!"

"Ok, ok. I need a favor."

"You need a favor?"

"Yes, VFD are after me, and I need a place to hide!"

"First of all, be careful of what you say on the phone! You don't know who might be listening!"

"Ok, sorry."

"And secondly, I hope you're not thinking of hiding here, because I don't know what they would do to me if they even found out I was communicating with you, also what could I tell my wife? She knows nothing of you-know-what, and she doesn't even know that I have a brother!"

"Why do you bother about her? Why couldn't you just join us instead? You wouldn't have to work in that stupid excuse of a training centre."

"BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY!"

"Sorry!"

"And I'm not going to join you, we've been through this before, I don't want anything to do with it, I'm not like that, I don't start fires."

"You don't put them out either."

Mr. Remora was silent.

"Look, E, I'll help you out, but only because you're my brother. In one hour precisely, a truck made from green wood will drive down Lousy Lane. Pull them over and tell them that you are traveling to Valeria's Farm and Dairy."

"Ok, what next?"

"When you get to the farm, go outside to the big green barn. Go inside and find Old Harry, he'll be the only worker inside there. Ask him for a job feeding the geese and cows. He'll give you a job, stay working at the farm until you think it is safe to come into the world again."

"Ok."

"One warning, DON'T say anything…suspicious to Valeria, she owns the farm, and she used to be a volunteer. I've heard that she's volatile now, but who knows?"

"Ok, thanks for your help R, I gotta go, see you 'round."

"Bye."

-Click…

"Don't blow it Edward…"

Mr. Remora murmured to himself.

A/N: Did you like it? I think there are two mare chapters coming, sorry if it's too short for all you people who like loooooooooooooong chapters:)