Hah hah he he... it's been forever since I've written... God I hope this doesn't suck like major like I think it will though... sorry you guys... really...

-Personality Disorder-

Huffing and puffing they made it back to the girls bathroom. "What took you guys so long?" Hermione asked as she stirred the potion.

"We got some /more/ detentions /thank you/." Ron snapped glaring at her.

"Well? ...did you get the ingredient?" She asked with a sigh. Harry watched Ron roll his eyes as he handed the jar to Hermione who in turn took a small hand full and tossed it into the potion. Harry and Ron stared at her in disbelief, "What?" she asked at their stares.

"That's all your going to use? We went through all that for only that? That wasn't even a handful!" Ron asked in disbelief.

"Yes, now be a doll and take that back," she said turning her attention back to the potion ignoring their mumbles. Harry and Ron looked at each other before shaking their heads and heading back to the potions classroom. Luckily there was no sign of the Potions professor.

A few hours later the potion was finished. Everyone was excited and ready to bake it into a cupcake decorated much like with Crabe and Goyle. They decorated it with green and silver sprinkles with 'Draco' written on it in shiny silver lettering.

Harry snuck into the Slytherin common room to deliver the poison. The cupcake was small and chocolatey. It looked delicious and Harry was tempted to take a bite, but thought better of it. Under it sat a small note... a fake love letter ment to trick him into thinking the cupcake was made by a secrete admirer.

-a little while later-

Draco walked confidently into the common room and spotted the cupcake. He walked over to it looking around for who it belonged too till he spotted the shiny name on the top. With a confident smile, he curiously picked it up and looked at it. It didn't take him long to notice the note.

-Dear Draco,

I have admired you from a far for such a long time, ever since our first year.

You are by far the hottest man I have ever seen in my life. I wake up screaming your name at night. I could stare at you gorgeous face for hours.

I wish I could be your sex kitten forever...

but alas I am too shy to even leave my name. I can only hope you figure out who I am so that I can be yours forever. But I have no doubt that you can. You are so smart, so brave, so handsome.

I love you Draco Malfoy and I wont ever give up on you. I hope you enjoy the sugary goodness I have left you. I baked it myself with all the love in my heart.

Your always and forever,

your secrete admirer-

His jaw nearly dropped. He looked around did every spell he could think of to try and figure out who wrote the note and cooked the cupcake. Hermione was smart and put up counter curses for those kind of spells. He would never know how hard it was for Hermione to write such disgusting things to /Draco/ of all people.

He was used to love letters but this was extreme. He never had gotten one so intense. He smiled though, he was used to being adored. While trying to think of who the mysterious one could be he took a bite of the cupcake, and quickly devoured it.

"Did he eat it?" Ron asked

"I don't know" Harry whispered

"Is that him? Over there?" Hermione whispered.

"I don't know, move your head I cant see" Ron said pushing Harry's head.

"oww... your on my hand!" Hermione whispered harshly to Ron. They were in Harry's invisibility cloak hiding behind some chairs in the Slytherin common room. They couldn't tell if Draco had eaten the muffin for he had turned his back. With a sigh they gave up... they'd find out soon enough if it worked or not.