Please excuse my spelling, I am a very horrible speller and I have a lot of grammatical errors but typing the dark is very hard since I only have a very small light and I don't like using the big lights cuz it gets annoying with the flickering. Enjoy.
Chapter 3: Berserker in RS: Outbreak Part 1
Killerine shifts in her seat uncomfortably as the male playing the damsel in distress is
giving his monolog. Only to find herself to be more annoyed by Chaosmage crunching loudly on his popcorns and Chronomage's snoring.
Killerine: Damn it. I'm sick of Shakespeare's plays. Cmon let's go guys. This shit is getting boring. I feel like killing something.
Chaosmage: Yo faggot wake up. (kicking Chronomage on the legs.)
Chronomage: Wha……?
Chaosmage: Killerine said she was bored and felt like killing something. So we're gonna leave.
Chronomage: Ugghh… 5 more minutes.
Killerine: Sigh, just drag him along.
The duo quickly leaves the performance room of the Varrock palace dragging the sleeping Chronomage along with them in to the bathroom.
Killerine: So how do we wake him up?
Chaosmage: Pee on him.
Chaosmage starts unzipping his pants only to be hit on the head by Killerine and to be pointed out of the bathroom.
Killerine: NOT IN FRONT OF A LADY DAMMIT! Go use the other bathroom.
Chaosmage: Fine fine. Throw him out the window then, ain't like it's going to do that much damage to him.
Killerine: Alright, help me lift him up.
Chaosmage: Alright, ready? On the count of 3. 1…2….3!
Both Killerine and Chaosmage heave Chronomage out the window only to find that he was floating between the 2nd floor and the 1st floor.
Killerine: OMG! How in the f-ing world does he f-ing float in the f-ing world of Runescape!
Chaosmage: Don't worry it's only the lag. He'll fall down right aabbbooouuutttt, …. now.
Then with a thump Chronomage quickly falls down the remainder of the height he was thrown off at only to be caught painfully in the back by a dead tree.
Chronomage: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Killerine: Eeerrrr that didn't quite sound right.
Chaosmage: Err yeah, I agree.
As the duo pranksters quickly race down to meet their friend as he climbs off the tree massaging his back to wash away the pain.
Chaosmage: Yo Chrono ya done massaging your freaking back yet? Cause if you are, we gotta go.
Killerine acts like she is shocked turning her laughter in to a gasp.
Killerine: OMG Chrono are you okay. It was Chaos, I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen.
Chronomage: Chaos! That is the second time!
Chaosmage: But ,but dude I swear, she was in it too.
Chronomage: Stop lying you faggot! I'm gonna roast you like fried Varrock Mcchicken meal number 7!
Chaosmage: Bitch!
Killerine sticks her tongue out and makes a face at Chaosmage.
Just when Chronomage was about to rip Chaosmage in to shreds and give him a ticket to lumbridge everyone was startle by the sound made from the east of town.
Killerine: Cmon let's go check it out.
Forgetting their argument, the trio started to walk out of the courtyard only to be stopped by a rampage of noobs running out of the sewer. Screaming and yelling, then they find some decaying noobs limping after the other ones with casual moans and groans with their arms outstretched and some of them saying brains. One of the decaying noobs turn his attention towards the trio and starts limping towards Killerine.
Chronomage: Get back Killerine. I hereby as the dark mage necromancer command you stop this rampage at once!
Decaying noob: We serve no one. Brains……
Chronomage: Ok not good their out of my league. All yours Chaos I'll meet you guys back at the Inn.
Chronomage quickly runs off towards the Inn gathering any range weapons he can find.
The decaying noob limps forward towards Killerine and Chaosmage only to be met by a bolt of lightning shot from Chaosmage's staff, but to no avail the decaying noob continues limping towards the duo.
Chaosmage: Weird a normal being would have fried. Hhhhmmmm.
Killerine: B4K4! That is a zombie!
Chaosmage: A zombie?
Killerine: Sigh better kill it before it bites us.
Quickly taking her crossbow out of her inventory she fires 2 bolts into the zombie not doing any serious damage. As the zombie is about to lunge at them Chaosmage whacks the zombie on the head as hard as he can with his staff killing it instantly.
Chaosmage: AAAAHHHH ZOMBIE! DIE GETAWAY!
Killerine: Dude it's already dead.
Chaosmage: Oh err I knew that. Let's check if it is carrying any diseases.
Killerine: Alright, don't blame me if it just leaps up and bites you.
As the duo curiously checks the zombie of any diseases they did not notice a horde of zombies limping towards because of Chaosmage's idiotic scream. Just as one of the zombies were about to bite Killerine in the neck, a volley of bolts rain down from the rooftop of the palace reducing the zombie's head into pulp and spraying brain matter everywhere. As Killerine looks up a large figure jumps down from the ceiling landing with a heavy thump and charges at the zombie horde slaughter everyone of them that stood in his path. Killerine watches with admiration and hearts in her eyes as the berserker cleans the street of any undead filth he finds only to be broken out of her trance by her friend who yells zombies, and quickly runs towards the berserker's direction and takes a quick right heading back to the inn.
Killerine: Oh wow leave a lady behind to kill zombies with a regular crossbow and a dagger. Real nice of you Chaos.
Turning back to the zombie horde making their way towards her she fires 3 bolts at the advancing zombie horde downing 2 zombies only to find 5 more to take their place. Just as she is about to run back into the palace for a more secure outpost to wait for reinforcements but to her disappointment, it's front doors slam shut straight in her face. Turning to the left courtyard she finds a zombie crawling towards her, after quickly dispatching it she runs out of the palace grounds and heads for the inn killing 3 more zombies on her way towards the inn. To her horror Killerine finds the front doors of the inn ruined and the windows broken. She cautiously steps inside looking for any signs of undead but to find none. She follows a trail of blood heading up stairs to find a bolt missing her head by a few inches.
Chronomage: That's Killerine you idiot!
Chaosmage: She's a zombie! She has to be! I ran off leaving her alone against a horde of zombies! No way she could have survived!
Killerine: I'm still alive and unscathed you piece of shit!
Chronomage: See what I tell you?
Chaosmage: Oh fine, but if she looks like she decaying we kill her, alright?
Chronomage:…
Killerine: Chaos I only have one word to describe you. YOU PUSSY!
Clerk: Quit that shouting gal or the zombies would start barraging this place again. Heck, I think their on their way already.
Killerine: Oh my god what happen to your arm?
Clerk: One of those cannibals ripped it off and bit ma shoulda. Here take this. ( throwing Killerine a shotgun style crossbow.) Now get ya stuff and get outta town.
Killerine: What about you?
Clerk: I'm already half dead. Wit out my arm I can't survive out there. Now quickly leave.
The three gathers up all their equipment and takes any bolts they can find for their crossbows and are about to leave when they are stopped by the clerk.
Clerk: Please do me a favor and shoot me in the head.
Killerine: What?
Clerk: Look I am already mutating into one of them and I don't want to be one of them so kill me here and now and end my pain.
Killerine: but,
Chaosmage: Back off. (aims his crossbow at the clerk's head)
Clerk: thank-you.(and a bolt pierces through his head ending his life and pain instantly.)
Killerine: What? He gave us everything he had and you kill him.
Chaosmage: I understand this better than you do Killerine. I was only ending his pain and torment. Something you would never understand. Something you have never gone through before.
As the trio steps out of the inn they are met once again the big mysterious figure charging down the street demolishing every undead scum that crosses his path.
Chronomage: Cmon let's head for the nearest entrance which is to our right.
Agreeing silently the group runs off towards the entrance with the afternoon sun shining brightly at the city of undead.
Announcement from Joe: Yes Leo, I will change Chaosmage's name from C to K since that is the way you spell it and Ace, I have introduce your character as a berserker only not fully and formally yet but I believe he would be introduced in the next chapter or the one after that. Also I am working on pictures of Killerine and other characters in the story with Chrono and Chaos. We are apparently busy at the this time but once we have some pictures up I'll tell you and thank-you and please review!