This is a random Tekken fanfic (one-shot) and I write it when I was hyper (give me a break cries)
disclaimer: I don't own the song this is based on it's from a musical (if anyone can find out which one and who it's written by I'll give them a cookie ) Tekken is owned by Namco®

Hole in the ground

There Hwoarang was diggin' this hole,

Hole in the ground. So big and sort-a round it was and

There was he diggin' it deep, it was flat at the bottom and the sides were steep,

When along comes Jin in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head

Oh he looked in the hole poor demented soul, and said:-

Don't dig it there, dig it elsewhere, It shouldn't be round, it ought to be square

The shape of it's wrong, it's far too long

And you can't put a hole where a hole don't belong

There was hwoa stood in his hole shovellin' earth

For all that he was worth and there was Jin standin' up there

So grand and official with his nose in the air

So hwoa gave him a look sort of sideways and he leaned on his shovel and sighed

Oh he lit him a fag and having took a drag, replied

Just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere,

I'm diggin' it round cos I don't want it square

If you disagree doesn't bother me

'Cos this is the place where my hole's gonna be

There they were discussing this hole – hole in the ground

So big and sort-a round it was, it's not there now,

The grounds all flat, and beneath it is Jin in his bowler hat

And that's that!

Message to tell me what you thought I'd like to know what people thought of my randomness; Jin in a bowler hat! Where did this come from!