Sorry for the late update guys but I had to go on a trip for a week and when I got back my muscles were all sore. Then I caught a fever on Thursday but I feel better now. Also to dragonslayerofdoom is that I never used Romeo or Juliet in my story and I dink the art should be up by tomorrow, I hope. Anyways enjoy and plz R&R
Chapter 5:Vacation
Kaosmage: Woot! Look at all this gold! 3 mil! We're rich!
Killerine: Hmm my clothes are starting to look worn out I think I'll stop by the mall for some clothes.
Kaosmage: Hee hee yo P-Dog! Got any –
Killerine whacks Kaosmage on the head.
Killerine: B4k4! You remember the last time you called for a chick you got gipped?
Kaosmage: Yeah but you work there too don't you?
Killerine: Shut up. I ain't for sale and you know perfectly that I did that only to complete the mission the old man gave us.
Kaosmage: Aww cmon Killerine just one tiny-
Bar
Chronomage: Sigh. I still feel sorry for Kaos, he can never pick up things fast enough.
Ace: Yeah, but he does have his uses in certain critical times.
Chronomage: True, true.
Ace: At least the director let us keep the cannon.
Chronomage: Yup. I don't fancy spending like 1/3 of my gold just to get a cannon.
Just then the old man Carl appears out of thin air and joins Chrono and Ace at the bar.
Carl: Hello Chrono, and hello Ace. Spectacular performance I say. Your still making millions along with your pay.
Chronomage: Oh hi Carl. Hey Ace this was the guy I was telling you about. He got connections of all sorts so he knows everyone.
Ace: Nice to meet you Mr.Carl.
Carl: Oh no there is no need to call me Mister just call me Carl. Anyway I know a great place where you can enjoy yourself. Karjama Inn is now giving a 50 percent discount to every group of 5 or more. So yes I would be accompanying you to enjoy your vacation.
Chronomage: Heck! I can use a couple of weeks without fans. What do you say Ace?
Ace: Sure why not. The autograph signing is getting to me too.
Chronomage: Hey guys! We're going on vacation!
Killerine & Kaosmage: What?
Ace: Vacation or do I have to spell that out for you two?
Killerine: Yay! (throws up arms happily!)
Chronomage: Booh yah! Vacation here we come!
Carl: Yes, yes I know it is very exciting but please we do want this to be a secret so we are not tailed by your fans, … but anyways cheers!
Everyone: Cheers! Woot! (random whistling and laughter)
Port Sarim
Carl: Ok does everyone have their stuff? We're leaving the docks in 10 minutes.
Killerine: Yup I got everything.
Chronomage: All set.
Ace: I'm good.
Kaosmage: Holy shit! Where did my swimming trunks go! Oh no! I can't go swimming now!
Killerine: Hey don't bitch, at least you can swim naked.
Carl: Calm down Kaos, I'm sure there will be a store that will allow you to buy trunks there.
Sailor: All passengers please check in through the docking area now or you will be left behind.
Kaosmage: NNNOO-
Killerine knocks him out with her suitcase.
Ace: Hey dude you sure he'll be alright?
Chronomage: He'll be fine just don't piss Killerine off and she won't harm you.
Killerine: Hey you 2. Instead of talking why don't you help me with this idiot's stuff?
Chronomage: Err I forgot she can be a lil bitchy sometimes but other times, she is can be very nice.
Out on the Sea
Kaosmage: Ugh. Shit that hurts. Damn I am so going to kill that girl for knocking me out and – Whhaa! How come I am in my trunks? I thought I left them at home! Unless she went back got them and… gasp! She stripped me! I am so going to kill that bitch!
Killerine: Oh hey your wake, bout time here have some lemonade. I love this weather. Nice and warm.
Kaosmage: Woah, woah, woah. Hold on a sec. First you knock me out and then you strip me and then I have my trunks on. What else did you do to me!
Killerine: Oh wow, sure I stripped you, and then I had a little fun with you and enjoyed myself. Now really does it look like I am a person to do that? Carl kindly teleported back and forth between your place and the ship to get your trunks and that's that.
Kaosmage: Oh so you didn't strip me?
Killerine: (sarcastic voice) Yes I did strip you. I can't even believe you got through elementary. Cmon now drink fool. The lemonades are starting to get warm.
Kaosmage: Oh uh thanks.
Ace: Hey hurry up and get your stuff. We're hitting Karjama in 5 minutes.
Chronomage: Hey Ace you still own me 20k in that card- Whistles nice outfit Killerine.
Killerine: Thanks I just got them from the shop in Varrock 5 hours ago, the store owner said they just came in.
Carl: I hate to break this little conversation but does everyone have their things?
Killerine: Err Kaos might want to fix his a lil bit since you guys just left his robes lying all over the floor.
Chronomage: Hey don't blame me y-mmmfffff
Killerine: Shut up. I was hungry alright? and you remember they forgot to pack any lunch.
Kaosmage: Hey who threw my stuff all over floor?
Chronomage: It was –mmmffff. Why don't you let me say it?
Killerine: Cause I don't want him to know you fag! Or else he would be running around like crazy and screaming about his life and how it is ruined.
Sailor: All passengers please check if you have your things and enjoy a great day at Karjama.
Karjama
Kaosmage: Hey anyone know where the Inn is?
Killerine looks around the area and spots a guy talking on his friend's list.
some guy: Alright I'll be there to help you wipe out the noobs. … Alright laters.
The guy took off at an amazing sprint pass the group and made a 5 feet jump into the leaving boat back to the mainland.
Killerine: What was all that about?
Chronomage: Hey I found it! It's just 2 buildings down!
Killerine: Sigh.
INN
Killerine: Hey I'm gonna go for a swim any one else coming?
Ace: Yeah count me in, I need my daily exercise.
Chronomage: Heck I'm bored and I need a tan. I just found out I look to pale with my hood on all the time.
Kaosmage: That's because you're a dark mage you retard. You use dark magic and that is why you hide in the dark! So of course your going to be pale. Probably paler than a ghost!
Beach
Girls: Heyyy Ace (giggles)
Chronomage: Man I am starting to regret bringing that guy along. He comes out of the water all shiny and shit and then he gets all the girls. It's just because we're mages isn't it? Just because we don't have any muscle.
Killerine emerges from the water and walks towards Kaos and Chrono.
Kaosmage: Hey what are you doing Killerine? Your in the public! Don't take your thing off!
Killerine: Relax I'll have my bottom wear on it'sjust this bra strap it gets uncomfortable. Too tight besides I'm gonna sunbathe and what's the problem this is vacation, after all we are suppose to be open aren't we? And who said he was getting all the girls?
Chronomage: Oh eerr right.
Killerine: Honestly Chrono, Kaos was right about you. You do need to see the light more.
You look like a ghost.
Kaosmage: Ahahaha! See what I tell ya? At least I have some muscle unlike you.
Chronomage: Hey Kaos come over here for a second we need to talk.
Kaosmage: What man?
Chronomage: I don't know about you since when did you start caring about getting girls.
Kaosmage: Since when did you have a crush on Killerine?
Chronomage: I never said I had a crush on Killerine! We were only friends! She was the one that str-
Killerine: Ehehehe, eerr sorry I guess I didn't throw high enough I was aiming for that bird.
Kaosmage: Hmm.
Killerine's Room
Killerine: I thought I told you not to tell him anything. I also made it clear to you back on the ship that I was hungry.
Chronomage: Ok, ok I'm sorry sheesh.
Carl: Hey you two! Dinners ready!
Killerine: coming!
Chronomage: Wait! Damn, she is fast.
Bar/ Dinning Room in the Inn
Some random noob: Hell yeah I am going to join the army and crush all the pros and become a general!
Other noobs: Yeah!
Nub1: Hey can I be your right hand man if you do?
Nub2: I want to be LT can I become LT if you become general? Please!
Killerine: What are they talking about? And how the hell are they able to stay here? I mean even I didn't have that much money to afford a room here when I was their level.
Ace: I don't know, those guys just came in and started threatening the Clerk for free rooms and the whole staff is afraid of them. They said they were with this army or something and if they didn't treat them well they would send a whole force at them.
Killerine: Pretty big bluff if you ask me.
Carl: Actually I believe that it is half a bluff. ( As he says this he puts down his glasses and the letter he was reading moments ago.) One of my employees I have at the mainland had just sent me a letter about a noob army rising with the help of the mysterious old man. Yes the one that just appears and gives you a random object. I myself have never met him but I will soon. My vacation has been cut short but I assure you that you will continue to have the discount. I spoke with the manager already so there is no need to worry and the army won't be able to get to Karjama so you should be fine and I am terribly sorry for having to leave on this short notice and please throw out the trash after I leave. The manager would be grateful and oh yes, I suggest that you don't head back to the mainland for 2 weeks.
In a blinding blue light Carl teleported back to the mainland.
Chronomage: Hey where is Carl going?
Killerine: Not to worry. He just told us to lie low here for 2 weeks and we have trash to take out (Nodding towards the noobs)
Some random noob: Hey what are you doing? Hey big guy you know who your messing with? Your messing with the army of-
Ace: Shut up you coward and stop bluffing. Your not even in the army because they are not even capable of reaching Karajama.
Nub1 & 2 & some other nubs: Holy shit run! It's that berserker guy from RS outbreak!
Some random noob: What hey! Come back here! Damn fags. Umm eep. Please Mr.Ace I am a big fan of yours, wouldn't you mind giving me your autograph?
Ace: Oh I'll give you a autograph alright.
Killerine: Ace wait. I got something better in mind.
3 hours later
Killerine: Wipe it clean kid or Ace is going to get pissed, and remember you still need to mop the 2nd floor and clean the windows before midnight.
Manager: We are very grateful for your help Miss?
Killerine: Oh Killerine. No need for the miss.
2 weeks later
Killerine: Woot! It sure is great to be back- home?
Kaosmage: What in the f-ing world happened here?
Guard: We're sorry miss but no one is allowed inside the city until the reconstruction is complete.
Killerine: What happened?
Guard: Our army was slaughtered by the unexpected attack, but luckily the war has ended thanks to a great hero and his companions. Only a few of us has survived and we believe the Kingdom of Mishalin is in jeopardy. After the war ended there is still many companies of the N-Army that are not giving up. With our defenses and a few members of the militia we believe we can only hold out against 2 to 3 attacks until the legends come back from the wilderness with reinforcements.
Ace: Cmon man let us in. We used to live here.
Guard: I am sorry but I can not let you in unless you can prove to me you are not part of the army.
Carl: Let them in my kind guard. They are with me. This is a horrible time where we cannot judge others by their looks. This is the time where we put aside our differences like the legends did in order to protect this land.
Guard: Yes our elder. Your guidance is the best, please come into the city and we will accept any help you can give to us.
Kaosmage: Carl what happened? What is this N-army? And what war? How come we never heard of a war happening?
Carl: All shall be explained, in due time, all shall be explain, but now it is time for you to follow.
With a whoosh, the old man turns around and heads back towards his home which was the only building that seemed to be unharmed.
Joe: Oh and I don't own thesome guy. Sorry bout that Zanithir if you are actually reading this.