Messed up Joe day

Killerine: Hello due to the lack of sleep and the overdose of killing zombies and the overloading pain of studying, today's story will be postponed to a latter date but I'll try to keep you entertained with some bloopers we had when we were doing the movie for Jackisgay.

Courtyard in Varrock Palace

Kaosmage: Oh err, I knew that. Let's check if it has any diseases.

Killerine: Alright, don't blame me if it just leaps up and bites you.

Zombie: Brains!

The zombie leaps up and bits Kaosmage in his arm in his attempt to defend himself.

Aaauugggghhh! Killerine help!

Killerine: Holy shit! That thing's real! Quick some one shoot it!

Jackisgay: You motha-beep! You f-beep-ing zombie, you are so f-beep-ing dead for

f-beep-ing messing up my shooting!

Jackisgay takes out his Rune Scimmy and rushes the zombie that bit in to Kaosmage's

arm.

CENSORED

5 minutes later

Jackisgay: Now I feel a lot better. Hey Kaos, you should like maybe put a band aid on that arm or else you'll bleed to death.

Kaosmage: A band-aid isn't going to f-beep-ing help! I'm infected already you a-hole!

Carl: Move out of the way! S.E.M.T. coming through! (Special Emergency Medical Team)

Carl: Shit! His whole right arm is infected can he make it doc?

Doctor: Yes sir but we only have one potion left and if we use it, we would no longer have any knowledge on how to make more of the-

WHAM!

Ace: And you said you graduated from medical school in Falador. It tells you exactly how to make the potion here in the script and if we really need it we can just ask Joe to make a miracle happen by asking him to type it.

Ace uncorks the vial of potion and pours it down Kaosmage's throat.

Ace: There you should feel a little better now.

Kaosmage: Thank's I feel a little better now except now I am thirsty.

Canines start to show that Kaosmage is turning into a vampire and everyone is horrified.

Ace: Holy shit! My bad I think I accidentally gave him the vampy potion.

As Kaosmage is about to bite into Killerine a hand comes out of no where and grabs him. Joe: Ok that's enough. A fat holy father chewing a donut should be here around now to turn you back you normal so just wait patiently or else I'll have to cut your pay for the movie.

Kaosmage: Sorry.

Back to Killerine and Kaosmage appears

Kaosmage: That so did not happen!

Killerine: Yes it did and you nearly messed up my beautiful skin, but I would loved to have a reason to skin you alive anyways. Still it was a good thing that the creator showed up and stopped you. It was funny when he dangled you upside down and showed that you wore underwear with hearts.

Kaosmage: Shut-up! I ain't gay!

Killerine: You sure? ( embraces Kaosmage and kisses him on the lips )

Kaosmage stares at what is happening wide eyed and in shocked and starts spitting and brushing his mouth like it was contaminated by roaches.

Kaosmage: Ugh yack plack! EEEEWWWW!

Killerine: See what I tell ya any guy would have taken the advantage of a girl lunging right in to his arms.