TITLE: Accidents Do Happen
AUTHOR: Duochanfan A.K.A Sue
PART: 8/14
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: HP/SS
SPOILERS: May be spoilers from book 1 to 4, book five was erased from existence because I don't like the fact that Sirius is dead, I cried my eyes out when I read about that. My mom had to give me a big hug. Lol.
WARNINGS: Mpreg, Language, slight AU, angst,
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter or anything to do with all of that, there is no profit in this it's just a bit of fun for everyone to enjoy.
SUMMARY: An accident leaves Harry in an awkward situation. How will Severus react to it?
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This story is an entry in Misconceptions: Harry Potter Mpreg Fuh-Q-Fest Wave 3 (http/hpmpregfqf. Challenge 13: One wants kids, the other doesn't. Not long after an especially big fight about it, an accidental pregnancy occurs. Yes it was really an accident --- but his partner is furious and refuses to believe he didn't do it on purpose. (Submitted by Scarlet Carly)

FqF Challenge 60: Pregnancy completely drains magical power. The pregnant person is left completely without magic for the duration pf the pregnancy. (Submitted by Charlotte Makenna)

Pairings: HP/SS

List A: Potter, Harry- Saviour of the wizarding world.

List F: Snape, Severus- Hogwarts Faculty.

BETA: My little sister did some and then the marvellous Tiger of the Fire stepped in and took this most valued role.

April fool's day 23 weeks along

Harry woke up early that morning because he was meeting up with Fred and George who were coming to Hogwarts. They had plans for April fool's day. Harry walked out of his quarters, he had already played his joke on his husband, and Severus knew that Harry was up to something but didn't know what, yet. He walked into the Great Hall seeing Fred and George as well as Dobby the house elf.

"Fred, George, Dobby morning," he greeted cheerfully as he sat down at the Hufflepuff table.

"Morning Professor Harry Potter sir," greeted back the hyper little house elf.

Harry, Fred and George along with the help of Dobby set up the major prank for this day. It was finally set up and all that was needed was the students and teachers. Severus walked into Great Hall as it was filling out with students and teachers. Harry, Fred and George stood under the invisibility cloak. Harry laughed as he saw his husband, Fred and George soon joined in. Severus' hair was Gryffindor red with gold tips. Students and teachers were trying not to laugh as they faced a worthy scowl from the professor.

Dumbledore stood up as everyone was finally there except for Harry. "Today is a day of pranks, and if the Marauders were still here it would be most enjoyable," he started giving a quick glance at Severus who was the prey for most of them. "Mr. Filch has asked me to tell you all that today may be a day of jokes but to keep to the rules that were given to you on the first day of school," he added. "Now other than that Tuck in."

With those words boxes became visible at the head table in front of each staff member. The boxes opened with a flash and the cartoon heads of the staff that sat behind jumped out of the boxes and into the air above each teacher present. They mimicked the teacher's faces in a comical manner. (AN: if anyone can do a picture of this bit, I would be most grateful.). The candles that floated in the exploded sprinkling red and gold glitter over those below. In their place appeared clowns in the colours of the four houses. They glowed keeping the light in the room, the came together above the head table. They started to form words 'April Fool's everyone'.

Most of the students and the teachers were laughing at the cartoon heads above each teacher. The clowns broke formation and started to put on a show for the students as they now moved freely around the room. Harry, Fred and George walked out of the Great Hall and went to Harry's quarters.

"That was a good one," Harry laughed as he slowly sat down on the couch in front of the blazing fire.

"Yeah, we've got to think of…," Fred started sitting on the floor leaning against Severus' chair.

"Something better for next year," George finished as he sat down next to Harry on the couch.

"Well we have a year to think of something," Harry told them both smiling at what they had just done.

"True we have. Anyway how have you been lately?" Fred asked looking around the room in its neutral colours of crème and white.

"Yeah, how in the name of Merlin do you cope without magic?" George asked before Harry could answer Fred's question.

"I'm fine, the twins are kicking up a storm most of the time," he answered Fred's question first, then turning to George and answered, "It is no different that when I was living like a Muggle."

"I heard from Ron that Hermione is helping you with your classes," George said to him.

"Yeah she is and so is Draco, they have both been a great help to me. Neville came by not so long ago and gave me some herbs to help me with my aches and pains," he told them both.

"I still don't believe that Draco and Neville got together," Fred said, still not believing that those two were a bonded couple.

"I know, they made a truce during sixth year, they got together four years ago. I still remember them telling me," Harry said, smiling at the memory.

"Four years ago! I thought it was only two," George exclaimed. "Tell us what happened?" he asked wanting to know the story.

"It was Ron and Hermione's wedding, when Ron and Mione were having their first dance together. They both came up to me and took me to some place private so they could talk to me. Neville was trying to stutter out the word so Draco interrupted and blurted it out to me. Neville went bright red; he could have lit up a whole room. Draco looked away and blushed, he is cute when he blushes," he said, laughing as he remembered the pair. "I told them congratulations and gave them both a hug; they went red and ran away back into the crowd. More than likely to avoid more embarrassment." he said through the laughter.

"They told you then, why did we only find out two years ago?" Fred asked as he and George was laughing at the picture Harry had painted for them.

"They were unsure of themselves and each other so they kept it quiet," Harry told them both as to why it was kept secret for so long. "How's business?" he asked them wondering how things were going for them.

"Very well, of course most of our business goes to the students here," Fred said as he looked at Harry.

"It's nice to know we're still able to help cause mayhem at school, even though we're not there," George added his voice alight with mischief and laughter.

The door to the room burst open. All heads turned towards the open door. With his usual flare and fineness he strode in. He turned and spotted the three heads facing him. Laughter was there in his eyes but not a peep was heard from them.

"Weasleys out now!" he boomed as the twins gave a hasty good bye to Harry and practically ran out of the room bursting out laughing as the door closed behind them.

"Hello Severus, how was your morning?" Harry asked innocently successfully stifling his laughter.

"I would say you know mostly of what happened this morning," he said coolly not believing the innocent tone in his voice or that which was on his husband's face.

"I met up with Fred and George and we came here to talk," Harry explained in part of where he had been.

"I don't believe you; you three set it up and my HAIR! How could you dye it those disgusting Gryffindor colours!" he exclaimed. "I've tried to turn it back but it won't, do something," he told Harry, his eyes showing anger and a little amusement.

"Did you like your morning?" he asked as he summoned Dobby to help him with turning Severus' hair back.

"It was amusing, you got Dobby to help with your prank on me?" he asked as his hair went back to black.

"Well I can't do magic so I got Dobby to help me," Harry explained as Severus sat down next to him on the couch.

"Also explains why the twins were here," Severus said quietly as Harry snuggled against him.

"Fine, we did it and it was hilarious." he confessed laughing quietly. "Here we go again," he said gently as he wrapped Severus' arm around him and placed Severus hand on his swollen stomach.

"Kicking again," he stated as he felt the soft little kicks against his hand. Harry looked up at Severus, whose eyes were bright as were his own, from happiness.

Well what did you all think of this chapter. I hope you liked it. If so please review I need the encouragement to write more.

Thank you.