I know I know it's been a long time since I updated and I apoligize to you readers. Bad Joe! Bad! No more games for the next 48 hours Bad! You kept the readers waiting for such a long time and barely gave any reviews. Bad! Ok now that I am done yelling at myself I have decided to have a triple chapter event. So that means more work for me yay! Also that means I upload 3 chapters in one day which I hope I can make up for the time I haven't updated. Yes I aplogize again for the site taking so long because of my friend leaving his printer at his uncle's place and my computer has a lot of viruses, ahem Kaos should know what I have been doing on the internet. Anyways on with the story!
Chapter 7: Ace's Story
Skygirl: Hey look Wei, noobs. You gonna run after them or walk?
Jackasswei: What's the rush? They're going to come to us. Besides I don't feel like running.
Skygirl: Since when did you ever feel like running?
Jackasswei: When I can't beat the shit out of some guy in the wildy.
Skygirl: And when was the last time that happened?
Jackasswei: Uuummm… let me think. …………………………. Uuuuhhhhh……
The noobs spot Ace, Wei, and Skygirl.
Noob guard: We got company Sarge!
N-Sgt: Draw your weapons boys! Corporal! Get your squad and move into firing range!
N-Cpl: Will do sarge.
Skygirl: Wow, real nice Wei. What we gonna do? Walk our way out of this one?
Jackasswei: Hold on let me think.
Ace: Die!
Ace rushes at the frontline noobs that had formed an still unorganized line of defense only to be met by a hail of arrows. Quickly tuning on his protection from range, the arrows aimed at him fell harmlessly to the ground.
Skygirl: Come on Wei, lets move.
Jackasswei: Yeah! Let's walk our way out of this one!
Skygirl: In the name of Zamorak! Why the hell do I get stuck with a maniac and slow dumass?
Ace dodges a swipe from the opposing Sergeant only to be met by a knee kick from the Sergeant hitting his helmet. The impact of the kick dazed Ace for a moment forcing him to readjust his helmet so it won't fall off. While this was going on the Sergeant charged at Ace impaling him in the chest only to feel something poke through his heart.
Ace: Fool. Do you really think that weak kick will put me in to submission? It takes more
than that to take down a berserker.
Those were the last words the Sergeant heard before death claimed him. Pulling out his sword just in time Ace locked blades with another noob officer with rage filled eyes.
Ace: Feeling angry now aren't you? Still your anger can never surpass mine!
Ace's blue eyes turned reptilian red and with supernatural strength, he slammed the noob into the wall taking out most of his hp and lifts him up by the head. Dangling hopelessly from the berserker's hands, a bone crushing crunch was heard over the barbarian town.
Noob: Shit! All officers down! Retreat to Red Company!
Noobs: AAAHHHH retreat! Retreat!
Jackasswei: Err who is this guy?
Skygirl: Derno. He's new on the force, but he seems more helpful than you who just walks after your prey while they run away.
Jackasswei: Well that is because I need to save my stamina for running away, so why waste it and besides, you know perfectly well that I am better than him. I am a legend.
Skygirl: Yeah so what, you just joined the legend's like 3 weeks ago.
Jackasswei: Hey I don't see you joining one!
Skygirl: Shut up! I just spend my time looking for jewelry more than training hmph!
Jackasswei: Fine be like that!
Ace: Hey are you guys done yet? We got quite a decent amount of good booze here and I don't feel like wasting any of it.
Skygirl & Jackasswei: Booze? Me first! Damn you! ( electricity flows from both of there eyes )
1 minute later
Skygirl: Shit. I can't drink anymore. (Falls asleep)
Jackasswei: Pathetic.
Ace: Who's going to carry her?
Jackasswei: You do it. Hey we still got 21 bottles left. What we gonna do?
Ace: Drink 10 and pack the 11 for next time
Jackasswei: Yeah.
10 minutes later
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Carl: Hello Ace. I take it that you three are getting along well are you. Oh dear where is Skygirl?
Jackasswei: Knocked out from drinking only one bottle of booze.
Ace: Hey Carl help us out will ya? ( throws Carl 1 bottle of beer )
Carl: I shall take my time then. ( drinks his beer as he talks) The noobs you have defeated here was a small fraction of the advancing company towards Lumbridge where Killerine, Chronomage, and Kaosmage are supporting.
Skygirl: Killerine! That bitch?
Ace: Damn it. Liked it better when she was asleep. So what's between her and Killerine? Seems like she has a grudge against her.
Jackasswei: Actually their rivals. They are always fighting about one thing or the other. Like who is the nicest, who has bigger boobs, who can drink the most. You know stuff like that.
Ace: Well Killerine can actually take down 10 bottles straight and only begin to feel drunk.
Carl: Hey listen to me when I'm talking!
Ace, Jackasswei, and Skygirl: Sorry.
Carl: As I was saying I want you to go after those noobs that has escaped your grasp and eliminate them at all cost necessary. Make sure that they don't breath a word about the incident here to any officer. They are heading for the remains of Falador. They have a large camp there supporting 2 companies. Just make sure you kill them before they reach Falador. Now move.
Mounting their horses the trio rode off the rode towards Falador.
Skygirl: Think we'll catch up with them?
Jackasswei: Hell yeah! We got hors- woah!
Jackasswei's horse trips over a barely invisible string tied from a tree on one side of the road to the other.
Skygirl: Wei!
Ace: Leave him. He'll be okay. You should be worried about yourself. Oh and watch out for more traps.
Skygirl: Shit!
Ace turns around a finds Skygirl hanging off a tree on a rope and her fashion skirt was cut in several places.
Skygirl: Damn those assholes! Ace give them hell for me until I catch up! Then I am really going to teach them the real meaning of messing with a me!
Ace: It shall be done.
30 minutes later
Noob: Alright let's move it. We still got 3 miles to cover, and we don't want to give those fags enough time to tail us.
N-Pvt: So what we gonna do with this guy we captured?
Noob: Since he ain't talking, burn him alive.
N-Pvt: Woot!
Ace: Shit.
Rushing out behind a tree Ace gives out a animistic roar making the noobs shit in their pants.
N-Pvt: Shit! We've been followed! What we do?
Noob: Run you retards! No don't fight him! Run!
The noobs that were fighting did not hear the temp. leader's words and continued fighting only to meet Dr.Death. The rest of the squad ignored the temp. leader's words to help their comrades in the fight against Ace. Giving up the temp. leader ran in the other direction fearing for his life only to be caught in a trap and hung up a tree.
Skygirl: Like my trap don't you? Now time to torture you for messing up my fashionable outfit.
Jackasswei: Jackass angry! Me want to kill now!
For the first time Jackasswei is actually running towards his prey. Any unfortunate noobs that stood in his way was met by the sound of their own head being ripped off his neck. As soon as the ambush started it ended in a heap of noobs lying prone in their own pools of blood. Ace turns his attention away from the bloodshed towards the prisoner that was about to be burned only to find a wooden pole and cut ropes lying around.
Ace: Hmm. Oh well at least we finished our mission. So Sky, you got your revenge?
Skygirl: Yup. I feel much better now.
Jackasswei: Hell yeah bitches! Ownzed!
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Carl: Well done, but as you can see it is night already and since the western front threat has been eliminated why don't we go back to Varrock for some dinner?
Skygirl: Wouldn't it be dawn by the time we get there?
Carl: You forget. I am a mage.
Jackasswei: ME HUNGRY! N33D F00D1 MUS7 H4V3 F00D!
Carl: Yes I can see that. Now what was the spell again? Oh yes! Abra Kadabra!
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Skygirl: Wow. I never knew there was a spell like that. I mean the prankster magician used it and it never works.
Carl: Well they are amateurs who don't posses any magical talent at all. Come on the new Bluemoon Inn is a lot more colorful than it is before.
Skygirl: Damn. It's packed here.
Jackasswei: Hey waiter! I want 7 big meals, 10 giant mugs of beer and 3 number 6's!
Waiter: Alright coming right up! Hey come on move it boys! We got a big order here and get it done fast.
Skygirl: Sure you can pay for that?
Jackasswei: Hey, I looted the noobs before Carl showed up.
Skygirl: Damn it. I really need some money.
Jackasswei: Here. (tosses Skygirl a sack of gp) Take it. I don't need it. I have a whole lot more in the back! Yay food!
Ace: That guy scares me.
Carl: Well Wei does have a giant appetite.
1000 hours Carl's home
Ace: Alright, who the hell are you? Are you a spy?
Stranger: If I was, why would I tell you? If you would put me down I might explain. Or else I would have to hurt you.
Ace: Hurt me? Bah! Look at you! I doubt you have the strength puncture my army with that fruit knife of yours on your belt.
Stranger: Looks like some one is very full of himself around here.
Carl: That's enough. Ace let him down. He's a spy, for us.
Ace: Fine.
Stranger: I have brought dire news.
Carl: What is it agent 19911998?
19911998: Killerine's group made it to Lumbridge area. If they can hold fort, I do not know. The enemies number range up to 2000. I am afraid that they will not last the night.
Carl: They will. Have all the squads arrived over there?
19911998: That is a negative. I checked in after departing with Killerine. Only 2 squads have arrived.
Carl: This is bad.
Ace: Carl you think you can teleport me there?
Carl: Impossible. I fortified the Lumbridge outpost to be against teleporting. That way none of the enemy troops can teleport in and mount a surprise attack. I can teleport you to barbarian village. There you via river to Lumbridge. I have a friend near the barbarian village that might lend you a boat. So send him my regards. When will you be ready to go?
Ace: In 10 minutes.
Carl: Good. Assemble your gear and I'll give you my plan of helping the defenders.
10 minutes later
Carl: Here is the plan of Lumbridge defenses. They have a moat and 2 defensive walls. Now if they break through the eastern gate here. I want you to leap out from your hiding place and support them as long as you can until they can barricade it again. Once inside the area, again hold the fort as long as possible and help will come at sunrise.
Ace: I'll be on my way then.
Carl: Good luck.
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Carl's pal: Hey! What are you doing here? Who are you?
Ace: Calm down sir. I was sent by Carl to see if I can get a transportation to Lumbridge to help aid the defenders at lumbridge.
Carl's Pal: Sorry bout that. I thought you were one of those raiders.
Ace: It's ok we wiped out all of their western fronts.
Carl's Pal: You have? Does this mean I don't have to live in my underground hideout anymore!
Ace: Yes, well you can say that.
Carl Pal: Well good job! Here take this boat and show those bastards blood and vinegar! Would you care to stay a little more for tea?
Ace: Well they could hold out for a little longer, so I don't see the reason why not.
2000 hours
Ace: Shit! They need me at Lumbridge right now! The attack might have already started.
Ace hops into the boat rowing his oar as fast as he can attempting to make it to Lumbridge before his friends are killed. 30 minutes later Ace laid panting in his drifting boat and sits back up quickly after feeling a bump. The sounds of battle was so intense that his ears were exploding from the noise. Splashing his face with coldwater and drinking some of it, Ace felt refreshed and fit to fight. Putting his helmet back on Ace crept out of his boat hid behind some bushes observing the battle in front of him. The enemies have broken through the wall and the defenders required aid ASAP. Without another thought Ace rushed out of his hiding spot smashing and chopping his way through the waves of filth that laid b4 him. Stopping at the entrance he did 2 more rounds before a familiar voice called him.
Present
Ace: And that was what happened to me on the western and eastern front.
Kaosmage: You motha! You sat down for a cup of tea for like 10 hrs! And then you play hero and get the good parts! You f-
Carl: Cut! We're out of letters. We'll have to hold it for the next chapter.