Joe: Again I apologize for taking so long for me to update. I know some of you guys are probably pissed off but I've been real down hill for a month and still counting now. So unless something pisses me off and gives me the motivation to write again I'll proabably have trouble keeping up with the schedule. Ahem, Kaos I definitely liked your comments but I think you went a lil overboard with Ace. Just because you got something against him I don't think you should express it like your racist. Anyway I would like to say thank you to hookman and tiger-ES for their supportive comments and yes hookman you will be added in as a good guy cause I doubt a lot of ppl wanna be bad guys unless your some 1 like Chrono or Kaos, but Chrono is neutral evil and Kaos is, well the name says it so you should know. Just add the evil and yeah. Monkey writer I'm going 2 need your screenname and dritz, i'm going to have you added probably in chapter 11. And CJwriter, thanks to your critizing comments about my fanfic i finally got the boost i needed to start writing again. Unfortunately no matter what you say i will not change my story just to make it more game related cause wouldn't it be boring if I actually just wrote I did a damage of 20 with my rune b-axe on the white knight, he hit a 0 on me, and besides RS is a MMORPG, so we can actually do anything we wish so all the fanfics in this section is related to RS in someways so I believe that your statment is false, and also I'm not going to change it to mature, because who gives a shit? At least I dont have the big ass curses in there or if you dont like the language or content in here, dont read it, cause your going to offend yourself in the end, but i still appreciated your comment because it's been a little bit boring with all these nice comments. And Ace i plan on using ur clan or guild for the War of Wars, and I believe that the fanfic might end soon but the Life of a Soldier story would probably come out after this ends.Anyway R&R plz.
Chapter 8: The Test Part 1
Blue Moon Inn 11:00 PM
Crowd: Woot! Take it off! Take it off!
2 drunk looking females are stripping and dancing on a table.
Random Guy: Hey who are you going to vote for?
Random Guy 1:Skygirl of course.
Random Guy 2: Screw you man Killerine is better!
Random Guy: Aww come on guys don't start fighting. Forget that I asked the question and let's enjoy the show.
Outside Blue Moon Inn
Southern Varrock, area of all crimes and injustice, even after they rebuilt this area after the war. It was quickly infested with gangs and criminals using the shadows to commit crimes. This is an area of danger. Those that come out of this inn happy from prostitutes, beer and high from other chemicals of corruption will only survive if they are strong. But, I however just saved 15 on my horse insurance by switching to geico. Nah just kidding, I'm hungry and I stopped here for a bite.
Bluemoon InnCreak… Slam!
A lonely figure has just entered the Inn and walked towards the shady areas where he hid himself from plain sight. Only a few turned their heads away from watching the drunk girls stripping to please them.
Waiter: What would you like sir?
Hookman: Pork chops with cabbages and rice. Also a mug of Asgarnia ale.
Waiter: Verywell, that would be 75 gold.
Hookman hands him the gold and goes back to observing the Inn. He has been in Varrock for only 2 days. He has been fighting muggers and other criminals yet gaining only a few coins and some useless armor that he could sell. Turning his attention back to the present time he noticed a man gobbling down his food and he was on his 10th plate already and he has devoured 20 mugs of ale and is now asking for the 11th. This sight amazed him since that was the first time he saw someone actually eat more than his friend. Then there was a old man sitting with a skinny guy and a well built guy deep in conversation, turning occasionally to look and the dancers. Then there was guy in a pimped out suit counting his money. The men that were cheering were still chanting take it off and waving their mugs of ale around like lunatics. The dancers were pretty and they seemed evenly matched but the one in orange hair seemed to be blushing deeper than the other one. It seemed like they were competing against each other yet one cannot be so sure. There was another guy sitting at the bar table drinking himself senseless while his friend attempted to stop him from doing so. One of them wore a dark hood concealing his face in darkness and the other wore a hat along with a standard blue robe. From the looks of it both of them were mages but the one with the dark hood seemed more like a necromancer. He was interrupted when the waiter brought his order to his table.
Waiter: Here is your order sir.
Hookman: Thank you (hands the waiter a 10 gp tip)
A loud cheer turns the focus of the waiter and Hookman's attention towards the dancers. The men were throwing their money at them for the dance and starts to leave the Inn chattering animatedly. The waiter turns back to Hookman.
Waiter: Oh you must be wondering why those 2 girls are so popular. Their rivals and Killerine doesn't do this often but she can never turn down a challenge. Even if she is drunk and can barely see.
Hookman: Doesn't that make them easy targets for criminals in the streets?
Waiter: Oh you don't know our regulars. Both of them might seem like fragile, cute harmless girls but in combat, they are like butterflies blowing kisses of death. Killerine there loves the taste of blood more than beer, so you wouldn't want to go picking and fight with here. Skygirl has a thing for jewelry and fashion, but she can be a very cunning thief, so you better watch your gold sacks if you are about to walk through a crowd street with her bumping into you.
Hookman: Thank you for the information.
Waiter: No problem, and yes you might want to finish that quick because we're closing in 15 minutes.
Bartender: Alright that's enough Kaos, it's your 21st bottle!
Kaosmage: No need 1 more ugh.
Bartender: Come on Chrono, help me out here.
Chronomage: What do you think I'm trying to do?
Watching this scene as he ate his dinner quickly Hook was pitying the guy because he was going to have a pretty nasty hangover. The dancers were almost fully dressed now and was picking up their remaining discarded clothing. The old man and the other 2 guys he was sitting with ran over to help this guy name Kaosmage. Then, the guy that finished his 15th dish and slurped down his 30th mug, got up and ran over to help too. Drinking the last drop of his ale Hook got up and ran over to the group and attempted to help them lift the guy up, but he was putting on quite a struggle. Then the old man and the guy in the hooded cloak chanted the bind spell and stopped him from struggling for 20 seconds while the other guys tied him up with ropes so they can bring him home without suffering kicks and punches. The muscular guy then told Hook to help the girl with the orange hair out and get her home. Chronomage came along to help him out and he was thankful for that.
Chronomage: Damn it. Killerine barely gets drunk from drinking this much. I'm starting to think Skygirl slipped something into her drink while she was talking. Say what's your name?
Hookman: Me, I'm Hookman. Your Chronomage or Chrono, that's what your friend's call you right?
Chronomage: Yeah. Here we are. Eastern Varrock. Killerine lives with me. She gets the bed and I get the couch, and no we do not have a relationship with each other. We're just friends.
Hookman: No I'm just thinking how she is able to sleep with a necromancer in the house.
Chronomage: Oh that. Well let's just say I'm not the normal type of necromancer you think I am.
Hookman: So where do we put her?
Chronomage: I'll take her upstairs, you can start making tea. It helps kill most of the alcohol and drugs.
Hookman: Alright.
Chronomage carries Killerine up the stairs and carefully sets her down on the bed but was surprised when Killerine woke up and flipped him on to bed and sat right on top of him and started to unbutton his shirt.
Chronomage: Kill, what are you doing, stop.
Killerine: Aww come on Chrono, just take it off. Don't be shy. ( blushing deeply as she said that)
Chronomage: Hey Hookman help me out up here! AAAHHH I'm getting raped by a girl! Somebody help!
Killerine was pulled off Chronomage as he finished his sentence and was put back on to the bed by Hookman pouring a cup of tea down her throat and quickly backing away. 2 seconds later Killerine returned to her normal self.
Killerine: Ugh. Damn it. What did I do Chrono? Please tell me I didn't do anything stupid.
Chronomage: Uhh you didn't do anything stupid. ( quickly buttons his shirt)
Killerine: Crap! (quicky covers her mouth and runs to the bathroom)
Hookman: Should we check if she's ok?
Chronomage: Yeah.
Both of them walk towards the bathroom to find Killerine leaning over the toilet barfing her guts out.
Killerine: Uuugghherrkkkkkaaaghhhhhh Ptui, Ptui. Well that's the last of it I think. (spitting a the rest of the vomit in her mouth in to the sink and rinsing her mouth with water.
Chronomage: Yes, I was right. Skygirl did put something in your drink.
Killerine: God damnit Chrono your nasty!
Chronomage was holding a half devoured pill covered with stomach fluids and vomit.
Chronomage: It's ok, I cast a magic glove on my arm so I'm not feeling any of your vomit.
Hookman: Dude, you don't have to put it up in the air you know?
Killerine: That bitch! Now I remember what I was doing at the inn. Argh! … Omg. Chrono I didn't do it with you did I?
Chronomage: Nope, Hookman pulled you off right after I screamed for help. Hmmm interesting drug, I gotta ask Skygirl how she developed it.
Hookman: I think he is more concerned about the drug than you Killerine.
Killerine: That bitch Skygirl. I am so going to kill her!
Hookman: Err how about tomorrow. Both of us are tired and you must be pretty tired yourself.
Killerine: Hey your righhttttttt.
THUMPHookman: Oh shit. Come on Chrono. Help me get her on the bed and then we can both sleep downstairs.
Chronomage: One second.
11:00 AM
Chronomage: Oh snap! We over slept! Come on Hookman! I was suppose to go to the wildy with the other guys. Hey Hookman where are you?
Hookman: Dude! Killerine is gone!
Chronomage: There you are. Now what were you saying?
Hookman: Killerine left before us. She left a note saying she went to Draynor Mansion with Skygirl.
Chronomage: Damn it. I knew I should have set the alarm clock spell.
Hookman: You think she'll be alright?
Chronomage: Yeah.
Draynor Mansion
Killerine: Alright I'm here Skygirl! Let's settle our score!
Skygirl: How nice of you to drop in. Now the objective of this challenge is to… survive my skeletons! Muahahahaha(girly maniac laugh)
Killerine: Wow. I'm so scared. Sketletons. Fsst. Their something I can't handle. Yeah right.
Skygirl: Oh and the other objective is to get your weapon and armor back.
ZhiewIn a bolt of light Killerine's armor and weapons disappeared into thin air, and right at that moment 3 skeletons began to rise out of the floor board and 2 more came out of a closet shambling towards Killerine.
Killerine: Fsst. These skeletons are level 26, ain't like I can't beat them with my bare hands.
Skygirl: Are you so sure? Look again. I believe my magic friend here boosted their levels by another 40 levels.
Killerine: Oh shit.
The skeleton nearest to Killerine gave a war cry by shaking his bones wildly and raising his sword to strike down on Killerine, however this was a retarded move since it caught her attention. Stepping to her left Killerine dodge the blow and gave the skeleton 2 jabs to the head, a elbow to it's ribs, cracking some of it and finishing it off with a round house kick to the head knocking it's head off the rest of it's body downing 1 of 5 skeletons. Turning her attention to the other 2 skeletons behind her Killerine directed a uppercut at one of them and succeeded in knocking it's head off it's neck crippling it immediately but the 2nd skeleton has already swung his sword slicing Killerine in her stomach forcing blood to gush out of her warm flesh. Wincing from the pain it opened Killerine up for another blow from the skeleton. The second slice cut across Killerine's chest making another bleeding wound. Wincing from another wound, Killerine fell on to floor near the first skeleton she took down finding her hand against it's helmet. As the skeleton was about to strike down a fatal blow to her head she took the helmet and threw it at it's right arm shattering it forcing it to drop it's weapon. Going into a crouched position Killerine kicked at the skeleton's legs tripping it and bringing her leg down on it's skull as it fell down cracking it in half. The two skeletons that shambled out of the closet had made their way to Killerine and both of them poised to strike in 2 seconds. As their swords came down Killerine jumped away landing with her back to the front door. The skeleton's swords were stuck in the floorboards buying Killerine time to plan her next attack. Running towards the 2 skeletons that were still attempting to pull their swords out of the floorboards Killerine did a drop kick to the skull on one of the skeletons landing down and followed with a trip kick to the other skeleton. Getting back up she snapped one of the skeleton's head off it's body and threw it at the other skeleton that was getting back up knocking him back down again. Then pulling the skeleton's arm off Killerine played ring around the rosy with the skeleton beating it on the head with it's arms constantly until it's health hit zero. Throwing the arms aside Killerine collapse on to the floor panting with her lungs burning for the lack of air. As the breath returned to her, she stood up to explore more of the mansion. It has been years since she slew the Count that lived here and rescued Ernest, yet it seemed just like yesterday. Sitting down on the stairs she began thinking to herself where Skygirl would have hid her stuff. First of all she didn't have much armor to being with because she didn't like to be confined. She only had her shoulder pads, kneepads, and her shield, which she barely wield, she had only brought her sword and her rune dagger. Sitting here isn't going to help me. I need to move. Thinking of the most obvious place where Skygirl would hide her stuff she headed towards the basement. On her way there she met Skygirl and clenched her fist ready to fight.
Skygirl: Damn it Wei, who the hell was that bitch and she looked so much like me. What did she say again?
Killerine: Sky! Where did you hide my stuff?
Skygirl: Huh? Hey. Looks like that bitch teleported you here too.
Killerine: Don't talk stupid with me bitch. I want to know where you hid my stuff and how the hell you get down here without jumping down or walking the stairs!
Skygirl: Huh? What are you talking about? I just got teleported here right after I walked out the door with Jackasswei and Ace.
Killerine: But didn't you send me that letter to come here to settle the score with you?
Skygirl: What score?
Killerine: Come on don't lie! We all know perfectly well that you put that drug in my drink so you could get me drunk and do something stupid.
Skygirl: I did not!
Killerine: Yes you did!
Jackasswei: Hey shut-up! Before I bitch slap both of you! Besides Skygirl did not put anything in your drink, some shady figure did it. I saw it myself. Now come on Skygirl. Help me look for my stuff. I found yours but I can't find mine.
Skygirl: Uuummm, your wearing it already.
Jackasswei: Huh, uuhh oh. You didn't hear anything I said before. No one can prove it. If they can I'll send them to Lumby. Got it?
Ace: Ack. You guys done with the chatting? Cuz I found a way of how we can get out of here.
Killerine: But I need to find my stuff first.
Ace: Here's your dagger. I found it while I was in the basement.
Killerine: Thanks. Now 4 more items to go. Yay lucky me.
Ace: Hey Killerine you coming?
Killerine: Nah you guys go on ahead. I'm gonna find the rest of my stuff.
Ace: Alright. Hold tight you guys cuz we're charging out of here!
With both Skygirl and Jackasswei sitting in a makeshift cart and Ace in the back pushing it they slammed straight into a wall of a mansion creating a hole in it but the crash was so strong Ace and the others slid back a bit and then the wall started to repair itself immediately.
Ace: What!
Bootleg Skygirl: Ah yes, I see that you three have found your belongings. You may go.
BBBBZZZRRRKKKKillerine: NO!
It was too late. Ace and the others have already teleported out of the mansion.
Killerine: Who are you!
But by the time Killerine turned around that person was already gone and 3 skeletons burst through the door next to Killerine raising their swords high ready to take the kill. Killerine however was not easy prey. Rolling to her left as the blades slammed down on the floorboard, she got back up and backed herself against a wall. These skeletons however ran at her with their shields in front of them and their swords right behind them ready to swing down on their prey. Shit! These guys are smarter than the regulars! And their working as a squad this time and they look trained like military soldiers. Just as the skeletons brought their swords down, Killerine rolled out of the way avoiding another attack. Unfortunately one of the skeletons unsheathed it's dagger throwing it expertly and hit Killerine in her left arm forcing her to scream out in pain. Now with a dagger stuck in her left arm it left Killerine with only her right arm and legs to fight. As the skeletons approached once more Killerine pulled the dagger out of her left arm screaming in pain again as she did this and threw it at the leading skeleton. Once again the skeletons raised their shields deflecting the dagger somewhere else. While this was happening Killerine had snuck behind them and tripped all three of them forcing them to lie on their backs. Smashing her foot into the one nearest to her cracking it's skull open and then chopped the second one that was getting up with the side of her hand taking the head right off it's shoulders and punched the third one with all her strength. Thinking that she had finished the third skeleton off she raised her head to look and found she had punched it's shield. Uttering a small "oh" the skeleton shield bashed Killerine and dazed her eyesight momentarily. In these small seconds the skeleton caught hold of Killerine's head when she kneeled down and dazed from the impact with his bony hands and threw her to the other side of the room knocking the breath out of her, yet forcing her to cry out in pain once more. Satisfied with the revenge of the human slaying his 2 brethren the skeleton slowly walked towards the barely conscious female and grabbed her chin and forced her to look up at him. Sneering at her pitiful resistance against his attacks he clamp his bony right hand her skull and dangled her up in the air. Ready to smash her skull into pieces by squeezing on her head it let out a growl of victory as he digged his nails into her scalp. Just as he was about to put in maximum force he was rudely interrupted by 2 blasts of fire.
Chronomage: Hey bony, put the girl down and try to take us on bitch!
Kaosmage: Oh yeah! I so pwzned him!
Skeleton: GROWL!
Kaosmage: Hey look over there!
Skeleton: Huh? (turns head to where Kaosmage pointed)
Kaosmage: B4K4! (slams a broom into it's head.)
Kaosmage: Damn and I thought these guys were smarter.
Chronomage: Hey you alright?
Killerine: Yeah. My vision is a little blurry but I should be better in a 15 minutes.
Chronomage: Rest. We'll go look for your stuff.
Kaosmage: Yeah leave the work to us guys. Come on let's go own more of those retards. Ooohhh what's that blue shiny thing there?
Chronomage: Kaos don't –
BBBBZZZZRRRRKKKChronomage (distant): Hookman is here too! Maybe you can find a way out with him!
Killerine: Shit! Damn it! Sigh. Well at least Hookman is around this place. Maybe I can get some help from him.
Getting up from the wall she was resting against she slowly took one step and then another one, walking faster with each passing step. The pain was still scorching through her whole body as she walked her way down the hallway to the back entrance. Grinning at what lay before her, she walked towards her sword that was lying in the middle of the small room and picked it up. Strapping her sword to her the backside of her hips she attempted to pry open the back door but she had no success. Shrugging after the unsuccessful attempt she walked her way back to the lobby humming to herself now that she was more cheerful with her sword slapping against her back with each step. She didn't feel like herself without her sword, without it she felt she was missing a part of herself. Only one place remained that her items could be hidden, the upper floors. Walking up the creaking stairs she unsheathed her sword slowly gripping it in one hand holding her dagger in her left hand ready to fling it at the first enemy she sees. As she stepped into the dim lit floor she heard footsteps nearby. It was coming from the room with the columns. Taking her time to walk towards the room she laid her back against the wall breathing heavily from the excitement. Peering around the corner she saw 2 zombie guards patrolling the entrance with their usual axes, sticking her head out a little more she saw a skeleton with a crossbow in the center guarded with 4 more zombies and followed by 6 other skeletons. Running out of her hiding place throwing her dagger accurately as she went dropping the first zombie guard she ducked down avoiding the axe of the second zombie guard and stabbing her sword upwards through the chin of the zombie decapitating it instantly. Turning her attention to the group in the center she was surprised to see the zombies wielding spears.
Killerine: Wait a minute. How the hell you guys get spears? Your just NPC's!
Zombie: I derno. Joe just gave us spears out of the blue. He said it would make us look more organized than a mob undead who only bite, scratch, and swing axes. He also stated that it would also show that we more among the intelligent zombies.
Killerine: Oh.
Skeleton with Crossbow: Hey let's stick to the script alright? The readers are getting lost!
Killerine: Oh my bad.
Skeleton with Crossbow: Remember what your suppose to do! Killerine you kill zombie one first by smashing the hilt of your sword into his head got it?
Zombie 1: Hey wouldn't that really kill me?
Skeleton with Crossbow: They got CGI retard! None of the violence is suppose to be real! Oh great now the readers know. Real nice retard. Anyway action!
Killerine charges the zombies with spears smashing the hilt of her sword into the first one smashing it's head to bits, then falling flay on to her back to avoid 3 spear points jabbed at her. She caught a spear with both her feet and yanked it out of the zombie's hands and kicking it back up into her hands while still holding her sword. As the spears were brought down Killerine shield herself with both her sword and spear crossed over each other and pushing it back up and throwing the spear at another zombie with a spear. The zombie without the spear picked up the axes of the zombie guards and threw them at Killerine. Ducking just in time to avoid the flying axes as they smashed into the zombie behind her in the head killing it instantly. Smirking from the friendly fire that just happened she made quick work of the last zombie and was greeted by a familiar voice.
The guy that brought her here and pretended to be Skygirl: Impressive. The front doors are now open and you might want to get your shoulder and kneepads first.
Killerine: You!
The guy that brought her here and pretended to be Skygirl: Now, now let's not be violent. If you do, my guard would be forced to open fire.
Killerine: Why did you bring me and my friend's here?
The guy that brought her here and pretended to be Skygirl: That is for me to know and you to find out. ( as he finished his sentence he climbed the ladder up to the next floor followed by the skeleton with the crossbow.)
Killerine: Hey! Damn they locked it! Argh. I hate it when they use that line. It is like so overused. Oh well now all I have to do is find my shield and get out of this crazy mansion area. (saying this as she collected her shoulder and knee pads from the ground where the dead zombies laid.
Putting her pads on as she walked down the stairs she took a deep breath as she reached the lobby area. Putting both of her hands on the doorknobs she pushed the door open letting the gray afternoon light shine in through the tall dead trees that surrounded the mansion. As she stepped out onto the dirt the door slammed shut right behind her. Attempting to pry the door open again, but it was futile since it was locked.
Killerine: Shit.
As she made a few more steps out in to the open she heard the sound of a bow sting and felt a arrow fly past her hitting the ground in front her. Taking cover behind a tree she picked up a rock and threw it at the window where the arrows were shot from.
Hookman: Woah!
Killerine: Hookman?
Hookman: Hey Killerine! (jumps down from the 2nd story window.) Sorry about that. I thought you were a skeleton.
Killerine: Well does a skeleton have flesh?
Hookman: Geez I said sorry already. Anyways I'm going to get back to looking for my stuff. I know that son of a bitch hid my long bow somewhere on the third floor.
Turning his back on Killerine and pulling out a key to open the front doors he was stopped by Killerine.
Killerine: Wait! That's my shield! Can I have it back?
Hookman: Hmm. How bout a deal. Your shield for my bow. You find my bow and give it to me I'll give you your shield. Anyways gotta go!
Opening the front doors Hookman ran inside with the doors slamming shut in front of Killerine's face.
Killerine: Wait! Damn it. Now I got no way of getting back inside. Wait a minute.
Killerine grins as she spots a shiny metallic object reflecting the sun's light.