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"Geooorggee," Fred whined, "I'm bored." He was poking at the giant vat of ice cream Dobby had brought to him.

"What do you suggest we do about that?" George asked while washing down his ninth giant blue pixie stick with his fifth can of Red Bull.

"I'd say it's time for a prank."

"I do agree, brother."

"What prank? We need something new, adventurous, completely f-ed up!" Fred proclaimed and jumped onto the table in the kitchens. Sugar is not a good thing for a Weasley twin to eat—namely, before planning a prank.

"I have a plan!" Insert psycho close-up of George's face here.

"What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Wh—"

"BREATHE!" George shouted at Fred.

"Absobloodylutely!" Fred yelled.

"Anyway…" George laughed. "My plan is to make all of Hogwarts into some musical on acid!" He was now twitchy—thanks to all of the pure artificially flavored blue sugar he had just consumed.

"That's perfect!" Fred said. "But which musical?"

"Guys and Dolls, Cats—" George began. He was cut of when Fred started to dry heave when Cats was mentioned. "I was just naming the musicals I knew, it's not like I wanted to do Cats. You're a sped Fred."

"Huh? Sorry, SDSSTML!"

"Rent, Chicago, South Pacific, Moulin Rouge…"

"Chicago or Rent?" Fred asked.

"Chicago," George immediately replied.

"Why not Rent?" Fred asked. He was slightly upset: it was one of his favorite musicals. In fact, he had been mentally singing Rent songs for the past…79 hours.

"Because," George explained, in a dead serious tone of voice, "if people had to see Snape and Trelawney singing "Light My Candle," I think everyone would be forced to gauge their eyes out."

"Say no more." Fred laughed, "Let's get to work."