The singing spiders and Ronald Weasley, the tap dancing idiot

The spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!
You tell those spiders Ron!
"I will…"

"And our next act up is the spiders accompanied by Ron Weasley." A giant slug said into the microphone. Ron comes out onto the stage followed by three very large spiders. The middle spider comes up to a microphone. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, We are three spiders, Very big and tall. our names are Ronda, Donda, and La Fawnduh. We are not great, big men, our parents just had problems. Be scared, be really scared, because we like to eat you, and if you even try and make fun of us we promise you we will eat you! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yes, we know our singing is horrible, so therefore we have little Ronald. He will tapdance for you nowwwww." And the spiders stopped singing. "I don't want to dance!" "You have too! Or else, like we said, we will eat you! Muahahahaha!" The spider said. Ron started tap dancing. It looked like a clown trying to juggle. All of the animals from the forest started throwing rotten tomatoes at Ron. But Ron didn't know this was the muggle way of people telling them that they didn't like them, so Ron kept on tap dancing. "Stop dancing you ugly human!" The spiders yelled. "You stink so we have to eat you!" "NOOOOO!" "Yesss!" Ron started to cry. "Please don't eat me! I have my entire life ahead of me! And besides I'm pregnant! I know I'm a guy, but it's true I'm pregnant! I don't know how it happened! Just please don't kill me! Think of the child!" "You are free to go ron but remember, when you have this child, eat a banana! Because bananas are good for the soul!" "Oh thank you, thank you! I will eat a banana! I PROMISE!" "Good, now leave our prescence and here have some asparagus!" A spider offered him. "Okay thank you! Goodbye!" Ron went off skipping into the sunrise,eating the asparagus and rubbing his stomach. But he didn't see the rock in frint of him and ran tripped and fell. When he had his baby he named it Gladice, even though it was a boy and it was retartded because when he grew up all he knew what to say was "Bob the builder, can we fix it? Bob the builder, Yes we can!"

The end

Yes this was a stupid story, but I'm really hyper and being very retarded! Hehehehahaha review!