OMAKE! OMAKE! OMAKE! This means this chapter has nothing...NOTHING to do with the real story. It's just a fun thing that me and Ninja wrote as a side thing for humor...well more humor than normal...please enjoy and review of course

((Where The Hell Did THAT Come From?))

It was a small room with two computers and the walls were covered in posters and wall scrolls of various anime and cartoon titles. One computer had thousands of male plushies sitting around the computer and the wallpaper on the screen was a collection of sexy male characters from various animes (ranging from Seiya of Sailor Moon to Miroku of InuYasha). The other computer had a bunch of female character plushies and a plethora of action figurines of various anime characters. The screen savor was on this computer and it was of a dancing Botan with her oar.

Suddenly a door bursts open and in trudges a teenage girl with medium length curly brown hair worn in a ponytail and green eyes. The girl is of average height, standing at about 5'3" and is rather curvy. She wears a light purple spaghetti strap shirt with a black ankh drawn on it, baggy black pants and a black sleeveless trench coat, and on her feet are donned a pair of combat boots. She has a pair of golden gauntlets on her wrist that look suspiciously like the bracelets Galaxia wears. On her back and side is strapped a pair of katanas.

This is Samurai Sirius, Sirius for short. She collapses in front of the computer covered with male plushies, "Must…write…another…fic…"

A taller boy with messy brown hair and bright blue eyes follows Sirius into the room. He has on a black trench coat type cloak, jeans, boots, and a bandana to put over his mouth and nose, and on it was an Udjat Eye (Eye of Horus). The bandana was down for now though, "Have you yet had any ideas?"

This boy is Crimson Ninja, Ninja for short.

Sirius looks up from her spot on the floor at Ninja and from her pocket somehow produced a large cage of bunnies, "See these…these are plot bunnies…they've been reproducing like MAD and I can't handle them anymore."

Ninja's eyes widened and quickly produced a hand grenade, "I'll take care of this!"

Sirius freaked out and concealed the cage under her coat, "NOOOO! NOT THE BUNNIES," she cried.

Ninja sighed and pocketed the grenade, "Well, what else can we do…I do have a bunch of rabbit eating komodo dragons in the back." Ninja said jerking his thumb towards a black door with chains across it and a banner on it saying "DANGER."

Sirius shrugged, pulling the bunny cage out again, "Well…I dunno. We could have them have a free for and which ever one wins you have to help me write that fic…"

Ninja pondered this for a minute then nodded, "That could work…or I COULD use the dynamite I've been saving for a rainy day."

Sirius contemplated this then shrugged, "Whatever," she lit a match and handed it to Ninja, "Here you go."

Ninja smiled and pulled out a bunch of dynamite sticks from his pocket, "Sweet." Ninja lit the sticks and tossed it towards the cage, "FIRE IN DA HOLE!"

With that the two took off a safe distance away from the bunny cage. Five seconds later the cage explodes. Ninja peeks up from behind his desk, "Any survivors?"

Sirius peaks up as well and notices one rabbit squirming slightly, "Uhm…that one?"

"Which is it?"

Sirius stands and walks over to the crispy, twitchy rabbit and picks it up, she reads the writing on its side and smiles, "Oh…that's interesting."

Ninja stands up, "What?"

Sirius tosses Ninja the rabbit, "A Yu Yu Hakusho crossover with Danny Phantom."

Ninja catches the rabbit and smiles as well, "Well, would ya look at that? It would work so well…I wonder why no one else had thought of it?"

Sirius glances at the demolished cage and smoldering bunny carcasses, "No one else blew up the bunny cage."

"Good point…uhm…and how do these bunnies have plots to stories on 'em?

Sirius shrugged, "Don't ask me...authors have kept plot bunnies for generations."

"Then how come I've never heard of them?" Ninja asked.

Sirius patted Ninja on the head, "Cause you're new to this buddy...let me show you the ways...help me with this fic and I will teach you the art of fanfictioning."

Ninja scoffed, "I've been writing fan fiction for years," he then paused, just revoked my previous penname and removed all my stories because they were in a script format..."

"Well whatever...just start typing you lazy bum you blew up the rabbit you write the fic!" Sirius said, dragging Ninja away.

Ninja growled, "Hey you're not the boss of me!"

Sirius narrowed her eyes and set Ninja on fire.

"AUGHHH! THE BURNING! I BURN!"

Sirius cackled.

"Why must you hurt me so," Ninja asked with tears in his eyes.

((End))

((Business Meeting))

Ninja and Sirius sit at a business meeting table and discuss the fic, "I dunno, maybe a dress of some sort would work."

The screen pans out to reveal a third person, Roy Mustang of Full Metal Alchemist wearing a cheap fake mustache, "I think we should have all the female characters wearing miniskirts...except for Genkai," he said in a horrible fake accent.

Ninja nodded, "Well, you got a point there, I mean-...hey, wait a minute, Mustang are you trying to convince us to use our author powers to make all the girls wear miniskirts?"

Mustang's mustache fell off as he sighed, "yes..."

Sirius rolled up her sleeves, "I'M NOT WRITING SOME CRAZY PORN FOR YOU MUSTANG!"

Ninja stood up and glared, "Now get out of here, or we'll be forced to unleash Tira and Chocolate on your behind…again."

Mustang stood up, "I'm going, I'm going...sheesh!"

The door slams.

((End))

((Auditions))

Ninja and Sirius sit at a table in front of a stage. They have clipboards in front of them ready to judge who would be best suited for the fic. The Box Ghost enters stage right and puts on a pair of glasses. He then picks up a script, "Ahem…beware!"

Ninja smiles, "You're hired!"

Sirius gives the Box Ghost two thumbs up.

Off stage Skulker watches the whole thing and smiles to himself, "This will be a piece of cake…if THAT pathetic excuse for a ghost could get it, I'm a shoe in!"

"Next!"

Skulker struts out onto the stage and shoves the Box Ghost off the stage and into the Orchestra pit. He then picks up the discarded scripts. Skulker takes a deep breath and then launches into the air, hovering before the judges menacingly, "I AM THE GHOST HUNTER! FEAR ME!" Skulker then powered up his large gun and cackles manically.

The sound of chirping crickets follows. Sirius coughed, "Well…uhm…that was…yeah, don't call us we'll call you."

Ninja shrugs, "What she said."

Skulker, crest fallen, floats off stage and mutters in defeat.

Ninja rubs his temple, "Yeah so, who we got next?"

((End))

((Promotion Commercial))

Danny and Yusuke stand in front of a blue backdrop with the words 'Han Rei' written on the back in green. Danny and Yusuke smile at the audience, "Hi, I'm Danny Fenton."

Yusuke, smirks, and adds, "And I'm Yusuke Urameshi."

"And we're here to promote our latest and possibly only crossover fic," Danny said proudly.

Yusuke jerked his thumb at the name on the backdrop behind him, "Han Rei."

"Written by Samurai Sirius and Crimson Ninja," Danny said, "They conned us into it and at first I was a bit iffy…but hey it's been fun!" With this said Danny puts and arm around Yusuke in a friendly manner.

Yusuke smirks and gives a thumb up, "Yup, new villains, characters, stories, the works."

"So we hope you enjoy the fic because Yu Yu Hakusho is made so much better with the elements of Danny Phantom added to it."

Yusuke blinks then pulls away from Danny, "What the hell are you talking about, this would be just another crappy Danny Phantom fan fiction if we didn't come in!"

Danny turns on Yusuke, "Better than those crazy fan girls you have running around with your show who demand slash with you and Hiei for GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON!"

Yusuke growled, his voice getting louder as he shouted, "There's been like 200 episodes of YYH and a countless amount of comics, you've barely ran two seasons!

"That's not my fault! At least I have my name in the theme song...what do you have...some crappy J-Pop lyrics sung by a no-name group!" Danny quipped.

Yusuke extended his finger, it glowed with a blue aura as he powered up his spirit gun, "Oh, it is on now!"

Danny powered up as well, hovering a bit off the floor, "Bring it on! You probably can't fight me anyway...you smoke in the manga so you'll probably cough up your lungs!"

"Well, at least I don't let some caveman jock push ME around!"

"No! But you let some old grandma give you the beat down I don't see how THAT'S much better!" Danny shouted.

Yusuke scoffed, "At least I can swear," then added, "MOTHER FCKER!"

Danny bristled angrily, "WHAT'S SWEARING HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH ANYTHING IN A FANFICTION! IN A FANFICTION I CAN CURSE TOO DAMMIT!"

"I'm going to be wiping the floor with your head," Yusuke shouted bringing his powered up spirit gun to point at Danny.

"OH YEAH," Danny shouted and an orb of plasma energy formed in his hand.

Suddenly Genkai stormed on and appeared behind the boys, she then whacked them both upside their heads, "Can it dimwits!"

Yusuke grabbed the back of his head with a wince, "Ow! What'd you do that for!"

"You were being a moron…no come on dimwit we have training."

Danny smiled broadly and stuck his tongue out at Yusuke. Genkai glanced at him and added, "You too Fenton."

Yusuke crossed his arms, "We'll settle this later you pale assed wimp."

Danny crossed his as well, "We'll see about THAT hair-gel boy."

Yusuke smirked, "You'll be eating those words through a straw jackass!"

Genkai sighed and whacked Yusuke again, "I said shut up!"

Yusuke gripped his head again, "Alright, alright…JEEZE!"

((End))

((The Dub Factor; takes place during Air Port scene))

Yusuke turns to Danny and says something in Japanese.

Danny blinks, "What?"

Yusuke repeats what he said, louder this time.

Danny raises an eyebrow, "No seriously, what are you saying?"

Yusuke throws his hands in the air in anger and shouts what he originally said then adds a string of curse words, all in Japanese.

Danny blinks again and Yusuke sighs.

Off screen Sirius laughs, "Oops forgot to put him in English…"

Yusuke and Danny fall over.

((End))

((International Stupidity; Also at Airport))

Tucker waves at Kuwabara, "Ko-nii-chi-wa." He says loudly.

Kuwabara sweat drops, "Uhm…"

"Do-you-understand-me?"

Kuwabara scratches the back of his head and then turns to Danny, "Is...he serious?"

Danny sighed, "Unfortunately...yes."

"I - AM- TUCKER- FROM- AMERICA"

((End))

((Kuroko Introduction Scene; Blooper))

Kuroko stood in front of the gang in the doorway of Genkai's temple, "I'm Kuroko and these are my minions: Nightshade," she motioned towards Nightshade, "and Kaitouai," she motions towards and empty space. Kuroko does a double take at the empty spot.

"Uhm…where's Kaitouai," Yusuke asked.

Everyone's eyes drifted towards Kurama where they could see Kaitouai is fondling him, "Hey sexy," she purrs.

Kuroko's aura of anger builds, "KAI-TOU-AI!"

Kaitouai looked up, her breasts pressed against Kurama's chest, Kurama looked rather uncomfortable, "What?"

"STOP FLIRTING WITH THE ENEMY!"

Kaitouai pouted and stood up, "I can never have any fun…"

((End))

((Nightshade on Fire; Blooper))

Nightshade smirks and disappears in a cloud of smoke. Nightshade sniffs the air, "Hey what's that smell," his eyes widen, "Oh my fcking God! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"

Nightshade runs around screaming like a maniac.

((End))

((Zombie Trioxin Scene; Blooper))

A zombie comes towards Kuwabara, arms outstretched, "BRAINS!" The Zombie grabs Kuwabara and begins to gnaw on his head.

"AIIIE," Kuwabara screams in a girly like manner.

The zombie after a few seconds of gnawing spits Kuwabara's head out and turns away from him, "BRAINS!"

Kuwabara picks himself up, "HEY! Get back here and eat my brain!"

((End))

((Payment))

It's a beautiful day and Ninja and Sirius are enjoying some down time, until the YYH gang and the Danny Phantom crew approach them. Sirius gives them a small, curious smile, "Uhm…hey guys what's up?"

Ninja looked up from his manga and added, "How may we help you?"

Tucker scratched the back of his head, "Uhm…yeah…we're here to talk to you about our pay."

Sirius tossed a glance at Ninja, "Pay? You guys volunteered…remember…"

Ninja nodded, "Yeah."

Yusuke shook his head, "No, actually you pretty much kidnapped us…"

"And said we could make big bucks off of this," Danny finished.

"We did?"

Sam nodded, "Yeah…now where's our cut, we've done six chapters of this and me and Kurama STILL have bruises from doing that one scenes with Felix."

"Well…don't look at ME! Ninja's in charge of the money…I'd just go and spend it all on plushies," Sirius turned to Ninja, "Where's there pay," she asks with a sly smile.

Flashback to Comic Book Store

The store clerk placed a large pile of books on the counter, "Mr. Ninja here's the 50 issues of assorted manga you ordered, and will that be cash or charge?"

Ninja slammed a credit card down, "CHARGE!"

Back

"Uhm…I put my money in the stock market…and then buried that stock on a desert island," Ninja said scratching the back of his neck nervously.

"…"

"So you see guys," Sirius continued the did a double take at Ninja, "Wait…YOU DID WHAT! NINJA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPENT IT ON COMIC BOOKS!"

Ninja twitched, "What! How did you know that…I mean…I don't know what you're talking about…"

"I saw that flash back," Sirius growled.

"Besides that was MY share, you said there'd never be enough to pay them in the first place!" Ninja shouted.

"YOU BASTARDS SAID WE WERE GETTING PAID," Yusuke shouted.

Ninja jumped up, "Ok…I have an idea…RUN!"

Sirius takes off running as well, "YOU REALIZE WE CAN'T OUT RUN HIEI!"

"GET THEM!" Tucker shouts.

Ninja panics, "NO TALK…MUST RUN!"

Suddenly a vine shoots up from the earth and trips Sirius. Sirius glances over and sees the vine is wrapped around her ankle, "SHIT! NINJA GET BACK HERE!"

Ninja spun around, "Coming!" Ninja hurries back and pulls out a chainsaw.

Sirius struggles against the vine, "Hurry! I hear them!"

Ninja slices the vine off just as there is an explosion nearby; Yusuke had just fired off a spirit gun.

Ninja jumps up again, "RUN AWAY!"

Sirius follows but is still a good deal behind Ninja who shouts, "OHMYFREAKINGGODI'MGONNADIE!"

((END))

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