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New Setting: Living Room

Brian: Hey Stewie

Stewie: What, you grotesque dog

Brian: I'm going to watch you tonight

Stewie: Damn you. I don't need a canine watching me. Who put you up to this?

Brian: Lois

Stewie: Someday I will kill that bitch.

Brian: But hopefully not soon.

Stewie: Why in bloody hell not?

Brian: I would always have to take care of you.

Peter: Hey Brian I'm going to the party. Sure you don't want to ditch Lois?

Stewie: Shut up Fatma………wait a party?

Brian: Yea, I'm not going I am stuck here with you

Stewie: Are you an ass? This is the perfect time to get Stewie and the Cowtones back together.

Flash Back Starts – Stewie "Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on my CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth" Cowtones "come to earth" Stewie "When I went to meet her, man you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth" Cowtones "Three times the Girth" Stewie "My fat baby loves to eat" Cowtones "Loves to eat" Stewie "A big ol' Buddha belly and her breast swing past her feet" Stewie "My fat baby loves to eat, My big ol' fat ass baby loves to eat." – Song from episode "To Love and Die in Dixie" Aired November 15, 2001

Flash Back Ends

Peter: The good old days.

Brian: Yea when we were Sheriffs

Peter: Yea, well got to go.

Lois: Hey Brian, it turns out I have to go to my Moms she is really sick. Sorry

Brian: Oh, its fine.

Lois: You Sure

Brian: Yea, I mean you know me and Stewie had plans.

Stewie: Yes, if I can just round up the Cowtones

Lois: What do you mean Stewie?

Brian: He, he, he, he………...…

Falls on Floor drunk

Lois: Brian, are you ok? I only gave you one Martini.

Stewie: Yes Mother but the Damn dog made 20 more.

Lois: Oh Great.

Stewie: Oh well.

Meg: I will watch them mom

Lois: Oh, thanks a lot Meg.

Meg: Ok mom you should get going.

Lois: Ok, call me when Brian gets up. Your Dad will be home in a little while ok.

Stewie: Yes, now leave woman.

Lois Leaves to get on bus

Brian gets Up

Brian: Ok, did she leave the keys?

Meg: Yea, are you ready to go?

Stewie: Damn you, no we aren't. We have to get my band.

Meg: As long as I get to drive.

Brian: That was the deal.

Meg: Lets go party.

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