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Meg: Ok, Everyone ready?
Brian: Yea, I think so.
Stewie: Alright then lets get to it, Dixie isn't that far away
Brian: Dixie?
Stewie: Well, where the bloody hell do you think the cowtones are, Hollywood.
Meg: I'll go back to Dixie, everyone like worships me…haha
Stewie: Alright then, here we are, the car seat.
Meg: Aw, how cute your going to use your car seat all by yourself.
Stewie: What the bloody hell did you say
Meg: I said …….
Stewie: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. Anyway this seat is not for me, it is for you, your going to need it.
Brian: Alright then is everyone ready yet?
Meg and Stewie: Yea
Brian: Then start the damn car
Meg: Yea, uh, ok.
Stewie: Do…Do you know what your doing?
Meg: Yea, its just the last time I drove was with dad, and all he told me was to race.
Brian: Oh great.
Stewie: I know, why the hell didn't we know about this?
Brian: Well…I could drive.
Stewie: You…Drive…No, let me. I remember driving Quagmires trailer….you remember that, huh brian…you remember…the time I drove….huh.
Brian: Yea, do you want to shut up?
Meg: Can we get to the party already
Brian: Let's walk.
Meanwhile……
Peter: Wow, this party is freakin sweet. God I'm so freakin wasted. Is that a stripper, or am I hallucinating.
Meanwhile…….
Lois: Hello, sir do you know when this bus is going? It seems like this is the wrong way.
Man: Hmmm…where are you going…and how much do you cost.
Lois: Excuse Me!
Man: Every woman that comes on this bus is a prostitute, we beat those who aren't
Lois: Oh, hehe….umm….I think I am on the wrong bus
Man: You sayin you ain't a prostitute.
Lois: No, but I am very expensive…$2500.00 a minute.
Man: Oh, that is expensive, but there are a lot of people rich on this bus, you know…the ones that are old…can't get it up no more without someone like you.
Lois: Oh well I am going to get off now.
Man: Ok goodbye.
Lois: Hi, can you tell me where this bus is headed
Bus Driver: Yes, Chicago
Lois: Oh god I am on the wrong bus.
Bus Driver: Well, there ain't no getting off for another 150 miles, then I will let you off.
Lois: Well, I am going to stay right here next to you, ok
Bus Driver: Oh, I see, trying to give an old man a stiffee, well I am on the job, but if you want to stop now that's fine
Lois: No no that isn't what I meant. I'll just wait
Bus Driver: Suit Yourself
Meanwhile…..
Brian: Allright where at the party
..in the background…..My fat baby loves to eat, a big ol' buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet……..
Meg: Alright my first party.
Stewie: alright then let's go.
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