Fades in from commercial…
Stewie on stage with microphone.
Stewie: ok, ok it is ready for Stewie and the cowtones.
Stewie "Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on my CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth" Cowtones "come to earth" Stewie "When I went to meet her, man you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth" Cowtones "Three times the Girth" Stewie "My fat baby loves to eat" Cowtones "Loves to eat" Stewie "A big ol' Buddha belly and her breast swing past her feet" Stewie "My fat baby loves to eat, My big ol' fat ass baby loves to eat." – Song from episode "To Love and Die in Dixie" Aired November 15, 2001
Crowd: Yea, Go, Alright
Music Agent: Hi, Stewie is it? I saw you up there tonight, and you were like a star. I would like to sign you to Jibe Records.
Stewie: Wow, this calls for a sexy party.
(Sexy Party takes Place)
Stewie: Ok ok, girls you were awesome. Ok, so now what are we talking?
Music Agent: I could offer you a lot of money, and also 10 minutes of free air time.
Stewie: Air Time
Stewie talking to himself – "This is the time, I will be able to control everybody over t.v., I have to ready my device, I I have waited so long, and (says aloud) I will finally take over the world, and be able to kill…."
Music Agent: Yea, umm…
Stewie: Oh, sorry…that was….uh…just me….thinking about my uh……new song…yea my uh…new song. Not world domination or anything.
Music Agent: Ok, good so we have a deal.
Stewie: Alright
Meanwhile……
Lois: Thank you so much
Bus Driver: Yes, is this all you need then, to be here in Providence, Rhode Island.
Lois: Yes, you see my mom she is really sick.
Bus Driver: Oh, sorry to hear that.
Lois: Yea, me to, me and Meg were going to go have some fun like we did at spring break.
Bus Driver: Well good luck with your mother
Lois: Thank you
(Lois Walks Away)
Meanwhile…..
Peter: Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Batman….OH OH, Quagmire watch this. Hey hey have you ever done it with a real man.
Man: OMG, You Pervert
Peter: What are you talking about baby.
Man: You, you think I am a girl….It worked, my operation did work, and everyone notices I am a girl, and not a man
Peter: Wait, you used to be a man, eww get off. Quagmire that guy just hit on me, he just came up and he was like hey you wanna know what a real man is like.
Cleveland: Oh, that's just wrong.
Peter: Hey, when the hell did you get here?
Meg: Dad
Peter: Meg
Cleveland: Quagmire
Quagmire: Stewie
Brian: Cleveland
Stewie: Brian
Cowtones: Fat Baby
A Long Quietness…..
Peter: Oh, I get it, that's hilarious.
Quagmire: Hey Brian you made it.
Brian: Yea, I guess I did didn't I.
Quagmire: So Meg you 18 Yet?
Meg: No, why?
Peter: Hey, you trying to hook up with my daughter?
Quagmire: No, I was just….
Peter: Damn right you are…she needs a boyfriend, and you would be perfect, rather a friend than a stranger date her ha ha ha…..(falls down drunk)
Girl: Oh, Jeff I can't wait till we get home and you show me how to use a stick shift.
Quagmire: Giggity
Brian: Hey, oh come on, oh my, no way man
Kid: Put your pants on
Quagmire: Hey, Shut Up!
Meanwhile…..
Lois: Why doesn't anyone answer the phone? Mom, do you mind if I go home? I mean you aren't sick, and the kids might need me.
Lois's Mom: Oh, so you can't spend time with me?
Lois: No, it's not that at all, I just….
Lois's Mom: Fine just leave me.
Lois: Fine I'll stay ten more minutes, but that's all.
Lois's Mom: To bad, I was going to through you a party, a stripper and all.
Lois: Well, I don't want him to have to leave….he needs the money right…so I can stay….at least until the stripper is gone.
Lois's Mom: Yes, you wouldn't want him to lose his job.
Lois: Yea, (cackles)
Back at the party…….
Meg: Hey Josh, what's up?
Josh: Meg, OMG you made it, I mean….I didn't….you know expect you to come after today.
Meg: Oh well, that's cool, I'm here so we can hang out.
Girl walks over
Meg: Right?
Girl: Salut je suis la nouvelle fille. Je suis venu ici de la France.
Translation: Hi I am the new girl. I came here from France.
Meg: Um…ok then.
Josh: She's French, I can only understand some of what she says, but (whispers to Meg) I think she's an easy one, if you know what I mean.
Girl: Josh a dit que nous allions aller complètement ce soir. Semble sexy ne fait pas il. Bien que je ne suis pas tout à fait sûr qu'il signifie. Translation: Josh said that we were going to go all the way tonight. Sounds sexy doesn't it. Although I am not quite sure what it means.
Meg: Ok, well have fun.
Josh: Oh we will.
Josh and Girl giggle
Someone in the croud screams "HE'S GOT A GUN" a shot is heard.
Me: So how is it so far? FYI, I have not forgotten Chris, he will be in the next chapter. The next chapter should come soon, and I am sorry for the time lengths between times I submit chapters. R & R please? Tell me if I should continue, and tell me what I need to fix? Next chapter due: 12/10/05, at least. Hope you enjoyed.