Gordon: Well, great brothers, I'm off to Hawaii to learn how to surf as well as you guys!
(Mr. Blik slams the door shut)
Mr. Blik:
Finally! Gordon Quidd is gone! Now I can do what I want!
Waffle:
Splee!
(Goes back to Gordon)
Gordon: Hopefully those two won't
bring down the house.
(He walks to the airplane)
Gordon: I
mean, what's the worst that could happen? The answer- a lot!
Ticket
Man: Ticket please
(Gordon gives him his ticket)
Ticket Man:
Carry on.
(Gordon sits)
Mrs. Illinois: Hi! I'm Mrs. Illinois
and I never finished collage! I will cater you, and if you need
anything give me a hollar!
Gordon: Could I get some root
beer?
Mrs. Illinois: Diet or regular?
Gordon: Regular Ah! This
is the greatest airplane trip ever!
(Goes back to the
house)
Waffle: Mr. Blik! Can you read me a bedtime story?
Mr.
Blik: You never ask for a bedtime story.
Waffle: Gordon always
does that. Could you also get me a cold root beer?
Mr. Blik: Here.
What story do you want?
Waffle: The story that is always read to
me- Duke Eark SPLEE! Splee I tell you!
Mr. Blik: You really belong
in the circus.
Waffle: really? Awesome! I could do my 'Splee'
trick. Splee!
Later...
Gordon:
Finally here!
(A man comes up)
Herbie: Hi! I'm
Herbie and I will teach you how to surf!
Gordon: Alright!
Herbie:
Now. The perfect way to keep balance is to be the board.
(Gordon
tries it)
Herbie: Remember, be the board.
(Gordon
falls)
Several tries later...
Herbie: Man you stink! No wonder
why you...oh never mind! I'm wasting time!
Gordon: I've turned
from Gordon Stumpy O'Quidd to Gordon Stumpy Can't Surf O'Quidd! I
guess practice makes perfect, so I might as well practice.
(Craken
pops up)
Gordon: Craken! Stop! I must defeat you!
(He starts fighting)
Craken:
Gordon O'Quidd, we meet again. You again get a wish.
Gordon: I
wish I could surf!
(They live happily ever after)