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Fred and George were sitting in the Hogwarts kitchen eating their daily dose of pure RedBull—it helped the pure sugar go down. Anyway, they were sitting and discussing the effects caffeine had on Ron when he was 3 months old, when they remembered there was a TV sitting right in front of their faces. They decided to turn it on, and, ironically, Rita Skeeter and two of the Malfoys were just starting a song…
On the Television…
Rita Skeeter:
Where'd
you come from?
Lucius as Draco:
London, England.
Rita
Skeeter:
And your parents?
Lucius as Draco:
Very
wealthy.
Rita Skeeter:
Where are they now?
Lucius as
Draco:
In Azkaban!
Lucius:
But he was granted one more
start
Lucius as Draco:
Hogwarts School of Wizardry!
Rita
Skeeter:
When'd you get here?
Lucius as Draco:
96'
Rita
Skeeter:
How old were you?
Lucius as Draco:
Don't
remember.
Rita Skeeter:
Then what happened?
Lucius
as Draco:
I met Pansy
And she stole my heart away
Convinced
me to elope one day
Rita Skeeter:
Oh you poor dear I cant
believe what you have been through! A pureblood boy! A run-away
marriage!
Now tell us Draco…
Who's Lisa Turpin?
Lucius as Draco:
My ex-girlfriend.
Rita
Skeeter:
Why'd you curse her?
Lucius as Draco:
I was
leavin'.
Rita Skeeter:
Was she angry?
Lucius as
Draco:
Like a madgirl
Still I said, "Lis', move
along."
Lucius:
He knew that he was doing wrong.
Rita
Skeeter:
Then describe it.
Lucius as Draco:
She came
toward me.
Rita Skeeter:
With the wand?
Lucius as
Draco:
From my pocket.
Rita Skeeter:
Did you fight
her?
Lucius as Draco:
Like a hippogryph.
Lucius:
She
had strength and he had none.
Lucius as Draco:
And yet we
both reached for the wand.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both
Oh
yes we both
Oh yes, we both reached for
The wand, the wand, the
wand, the wand
Oh yes, we both reached for the wand
For the
wand.
Rita Skeeter:
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both
Oh
yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached for
The wand, the
wand, the wand, the wand,
Oh yes, they both reached for the
wand
for the wand.
Lucius: Understandable,
understandable
Yes it's perfectly understandable
Comprehensible,
Comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible
Rita
Skeeter:
How're you feeling?
Lucius as Draco:
Very
frightened.
Rita Skeeter:
Are you sorry?
Draco:
Are you
kidding?
Rita Skeeter:
What's your statement?
Lucius
as Draco:
All I'd say is
Though my girlfriend went insane
I'd
give my life to bring her back
Rita Skeeter:
And?
Lucius
as Draco:
Stay away from...
Rita Skeeter:
What?
Lucius
as Draco:
Firewhiskey!
Rita
Skeeter:
And?
Lucius as Draco:
And wizards that
Rita
Skeeter:
What?
Lucius as Draco:
Kill for fun...
Rita
Skeeter:
And what?
Lucius as Draco:
That's the thought
that...
Rita Skeeter:
Yeah!
Lucius as Draco:
Came
upon me...
Rita Skeeter:
When?
Draco:
When we
both reached for the wand!
Rita Skeeter:
Understandable,
understandable
Lucius and Rita Skeeter:
Yes, it's perfectly
understandable
Comprehensible, comprehensible
Not a bit
reprehensible
It's so defensible!
Rita Skeeter:
Oh
yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they
both reached for
Lucius:
Let me hear it!
Rita
Skeeter:
The wand, the wand, the wand,
The wand
Oh yes,
they both reached
For the wand
Lucius:
A little
louder!
Rita Skeeter:
For the wand.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh
yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both reached
For
the wand, the wand,
Lucius:
Now you got it!
Rita
Skeeter:
The wand, the wand
Oh yes. They both reached
For
the wand
For the wand.
Lucius and Rita Skeeter:
Oh yes,
oh yes, oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
reached for
The wand, the wand, the wand,the wand
Oh yes, they
both reached for the wand
For the wand.
Oh yes, oh yes, oh
yes, they both
Oh yes, they both
Oh yes, reached for
The
wand, the wand, the wand, the wand
The wand, the wand, the wand,
the wand
The wand, the wand, the wand, the wand
Lucius:
Both
reached for the...wand
Rita Skeeter:
The wand, the wand,
the wand,the wand
The wand, the wand, the wand,the wand
The
wand, the wand, the wand,the wand
The wand, the wand, Both reached
for the wand.