Anime Survivor: Shreenan Island

Season Two

Participants:

Asuka (Evangelion)

Sasuke (Naruto)

Yugi (Yugioh)

Edward (FMA)

Sailor Moon, aka Serena (Sailor Moon)

Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)

Rio (Shaman King)

Luffy (One Piece)

GIR (Invader Zim)

Ritsuko (Fruits Basket)

Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue. Since I am taking creative writing classes, my ability to write has grown some since the last Anime Survivor. I do not want any flames, for I shall use them to toast my toast.

Fan people: Get on with the story already!

Me: You know, tofu is good for your health.

Fan people: SHUT UP AND START THE STORY!

Me: Meep. Here it goes.

Chapter One: New Island, New People

The sun emerged from the horizon, a goddess waking from her slumber. The radiance of the sun spread out to all corners of Osaka's eyes, who had just woken up. She raised her hands to shield the brilliant rays.

"Stupid Shinji." Osaka turned around. Asuka, her redheaded friend, was sleep talking, as usual.

"Wake up Asuka. We have breakfast duty," said Osaka, shaking Asuka's body. Asuka's eyelids parted like the Red Sea.

"Ngghhhh. Hi Osaka…," mumbled Asuka sleepily. Osaka helped Asuka to her feet.

"I shouldn't have entered this stupid contest," Asuka grumbled sluggishly, eyelids drooping.

It was no more, or less than nine hours since the group of ten contestants was stranded on Shreenan Island to begin the second season of Anime Survivor. The group this time contains Uchiha Sasuke, Osaka, Asuka Langely Sohryu, Ritsuko Sohma, Edward Elric, Monkey D. Luffy, Yugi Motoh, Rio (from Shaman King), Sailor Moon (however, she is referred to Serena in this fiction), and GIR, from Invader Zim.

"Hey, Asuka, have you found any coconuts yet?" asked Osaka, staring up at Asuka, who was in a palm tree.

"Think fast!" Asuka shouted, tossing Osaka a coconut. Osaka fumbled the tropical nut much like a rookie football player receiving the old pigskin from a fellow teammate.

"Hey guys, are you up to a game of duel monsters?" asked Yugi, a short little freshman with wild-colored hair. In his chubby little hands, he held a deck of weird playing cards.

"I found me some coconuts," replied Osaka, shaking a coconut vigorously.

"I'll take that as a no," said Yugi, and walked away. Why doesn't anyone want to play duel monsters with me? Well, maybe I'll ask that Ritsuko guy. Yugi looked over to his right, and spotted Sasuke, who was sitting on a large grey boulder, brooding.

"Hey, Sasuke, do you want to play a game of duel monsters with me?" Yugi asked meekly. Sasuke looked up at Yugi, and then returned to his gloom.

"Hey, Yugi! I'll play duel monsters with you!" offered Edward Elric.

'Really? Awesome!" replied Yugi. Edward plucked the leaves off of a nearby plant, arranged a transmutation circle, and clapped his hands together. Almost instantly, a deck of duel monster cards appeared.

"How did you do that?" exclaimed Yugi, amazed.

"It's alchemy," Edward explained.

"Hey, here's your coconut," said Osaka, giving Edward and Yugi a half of coconut each. "Me and Asuka will be gathering more if y-"

"Anyways," interrupted Yugi, "I'll go first. I summon Celtic Knight in attack mode, and I shall put two cards face down. I end my turn."

"I'M SO SORRRRRYYYYYYYYY!" shouted a voice from a fellow contestant. Yugi and Ed abandoned their game of duel monsters and rushed over to where the shouting had come from. "I'm so sorry I was shouting earlier," said Ritsuko, a male who looked a lot like a female. He had lengthy orange hair and a girly-looking face.

"Why did you shout?" questioned Yugi.

"Please forgive me for saying sorry just then! I'm sorry!" cried Ritsu.

"What, I don't understand you. Why are you saying sorry?" queried Ed.

"I'm sorry for shouting that I'm sorry and I'm sorry for saying that!" sobbed Ritsu, "I'm so sorry! Please forgive me!"

"This is going nowhere," sighed Mizu, "Ritsu, stop taking up chapter one with your apologies."

"Yes, Mizu-san."

"Anyway, continue the story," sighed Mizu.

"Taco coconut," chirped GIR, taking a bite out of the coconut half he was given by Osaka.

"You're so cute!" squealed Serena, patting Gir on the head.

"I think you're cute yourself," said Rio, mouth hanging wide open, drooling. Almost any girl could please the desires of Rio.

"Just ignore him," Luffy informed, subsequently yawning. He stretched his rubber-like arms into the sky, and then back down to his sides. "I wonder wait adventures await me today," Luffy sighed.

Little did he or anyone else on the island know that a pirate ship made solely of doughnuts was headed to Shreenan Island, searching for the chosen one…

To be continued…..