Okay, I'm a writer who responds to reviews, but there aren't any, oh well.
A/N: No sea gulls were harmed in the making of this chapter
Chapter 2: Can't Make Me!
Ko still had a blank expression on her face, but she shook it off. She was stuck… unless she told the truth.
"Hey do you need help?" asked Luffy.
"No we're fine!" said Usa she turned to her sister and said "Come on"
"Right" said Ko.
Both jumped on to the ship, surprising the Straw Hats.
"How did you do that?" said Nami.
"Well for me I trained hard in the Gi style of Martial Arts but for Ko it's a natural gift…" said Usa who then got distracted "CUTE!"
She saw Chopper. Chopper tried to hide behind Zoro. Ko managed to get her sister back on track "I'm sorry my sister is a complete ditz, excuse her behavior." said Ko.
This caused Usa to sigh "I'd argue but it's so true." said Usa. Usa picked herself up and said "I'm pretty sure that some of you may think this is a trap but no worries we come in peace", she held up a V sign with her hands… it wasn't the Peace sign.
Ko sighed "You may be saying peace… but you hand's saying "Live long and prosper"
Usa began to giggle nervously and then sighed.
The Straws Hats, but Luffy stared at her with their mouths open, mainly because she reminded them of a female Luffy.
"Well I guess we should do a more formal introduction, my name is Gi Usa, I'm a master of the Gi style of martial arts and for some reason… I don't know why I can use my Ki as a weapon." said Usa.
"Key? You can use your keys as weapons." said Luffy.
"Ki, not Key Luffy!" yelled Nami.
"I'll give to a demonstration if you like, I shoot it into the air so no one get hurt and I won't damage the ship" said Usa.
She began to glow pink, she held up her hands into the air and shot off a pink beam into the air. There was a loud "CAW!" and a sea gull fell onto the ship right next to Usa, dead. The only thing Usa could say was "Ooops"
Ko cleared her throat to get over the whole awkwardness of the dead sea gull. "I'm Kone Ko…" she said.
Luffy began to laugh, "Ha ha ha, Koneko!" said Luffy.
"You find that funny MONEY D. Luffy" said Ko angrily emphasizing on the Monkey part.
Luffy stopped laughing and Ko continued with her induction "I'm a master of the Kone style of weaponry, if it's a sharp weapon then I master, though I prefer Rapiers and throwing weapons: Shrunken, kunai and throwing knives. I'm also a 3rd degree master of the other dimension." said Ko.
The Straw Hats didn't know what to say, none of them have heard of such a thing until Usa who was trying to find a place to put the dead sea gull said "It's just as fancy way of saying she's really good with pocket space."
"It's true, and chuck that thing into the sea Usa…" said Ko.
"So the Konegi War did end after all." said Robin.
"Konegi?" asked the other Straw Hats.
"Good, someone who knows the history of out clans" said Usa throwing the Sea Gull out to sea… there was another loud "CAW!" as the sea gull crashed into another sea gull killing it too. Usa couldn't help but to nervously laugh.
"Klutz…" muttered Ko, she sighed and said "Yes, the rumors are true, the war ended about the time we were born. The rumors are true about us as well we are sisters half sisters. Some say we are the symbols of Peace of Konegi Island as we get along perfectly… I'm leaving"
"What!" yelled Usa.
"Looked I only said I join because what you did… I don't how you do it but I'm leavening." said Ko.
Ko was about to jump down to the boat but Usa said "Ko-Chan…"
One word was on Ko's mind "Crap…", she turned around and Usa once again had the big sparkly and teary eyes.
"Ko-Chan please don't go…" said Usa.
"Okay, okay." said Ko, she thought "How is she able to do that? Next time I see Trent I'm so getting him help me defeat her face"
On Usa's mother side she has an older half brother named Trent but Ko is only child on her mother's side of the family.
"All right! V is for victory!" said Usa… using the wrong V hand sign again.
"Usa wrong hand sign again" sighed Ko.
The Straw Hats stood there, soaking in what happened. Finally Sanji did something he meant to do earlier. His eyes exploded into hearts and ran over the sisters.
"It's such a pleasure to have lovely beauties on the ship. How about I whip up something special for you" said Sanji.
Ko just stared at the perverted Chef but what Sanji said reminded Usa of something "Oh yeah, I figure since there's already a cook… may I be assistant cook. I'm really really good." said Usa.
"I'd love to have someone as beautiful as you helping me in the kitchen!" said Sanji.
Usa sweatdroped "Oookay" she said.
"How do we know that you're just saying that?" said Nami.
"Then how about I cook dinner and he supervises me!" said Usa, "Oh shoot!"
"What is it?" asked Luffy.
"I forgot to get you names, I know you're Luffy," said Usa pointing to Luffy, "You're Zoro" she pointed to Zoro and "And you're Nico Robin." She pointed at Robin.
Everyone sweat dropped, Nami was the first one to introduce herself "I'm Nami, I'm the Navigator"
"I'm Tony Tony Chopper, I'm the ships doctor." said Chopper.
"So cute!" said Usa.
"I'm not cute!" said Chopper while doing his little dance.
"So cute!" said Usa.
Sanji grabbed Usa's hand "I'm Sanji, the cook, my lovely" said Sanji.
Ko chuckled at is, "Pervert" she said under her breath.
"And I'm the Fearless Captain Usopp!" said Usopp.
"Wait I thought Luffy's the captain" said Usa making Sanji let go of her hand.
"He's probably just lying, right!" said Ko.
Usopp sweat doped, "Thought so" she said.
Not too long later Usa had her hair tied into a braid so it wouldn't get into her face while she cooked dinner. Sanji just watch, amazed at her timing. He didn't even need to tell her when to check on something.
"So how did you learn to cook?" asked Sanji.
"Well my mom is the cook for Gi Dojo on Konegi island as well the oldest daughter of the Dojo, I often helped her since I was 5… this is easy compared to that, even with what you told me about Luffy." Said Usa who was given the eating habits f the crew before hand.
"What do you mean?" said Sanji.
"Well you know Luffy eats a lot, right… imagine that times 50!" said Usa.
Sanji's mouth drop to the floor, "Or maybe it was times 5… ether way I'm used to it" said Usa.
""What did you say?" yelled Nami's voice on deck.
Usa sighed, "I bet she's fighting Ko." She said.
"How can you tell?" asked Sanji.
On deck Ko was smirking as Nami, "All Citrus fruit suck, especially Tanginess."
"No one says that!" said Nami, she was about take out her Clime-a-tact but Luffy got in between them "Ko's new be nice, and get along."
"But Luffy!" said Nami.
"I'm board." Said Ko, she jumped up the mast, and lied down on the post that held up on the sail and took a nap.
"She's weird…" said Nami.
"I wonder how she's able to that?" said Luffy.
Usa took a quick peek outside the Galley she was right, it was Ko. She sighed, she knew it was going to be a long road ahead.
Later dinner was ready, "Time to eat!" said Usa.
She made was a variety of food "I couldn't come up with a single so put out a platter of stuff I heard everyone likes. I hope you guys like it!" said Usa.
Everyone took a bite it was very good.
"This is great!" said Usopp.
"It's almost as good as Sanji's" said Luffy.
"I say its better." said Zoro.
Usa took this as a complement… but really it was an insult to Sanji.
"What's that suppose mean?" said Sanji.
"It means your cooking sucks…" replied Zoro.
"So… it wasn't a complement…" said Usa confused.
"Don't mind them, they also fight" said Robin.
"How did you learn to cook?" asked Nami.
"My mom taught me, when you cook for a bunch of martial artists it's easy. So that mean I'm the assistant chef?" said Usa.
Everyone but Sanji and Zoro who were still going at gave an approving nod.
"Yay!" said Usa.
"All right!" said Luffy. Luffy looked at Ko, she doesn't have position yet. "Hey Ko! What do you want to be?"
"Nothing!" snapped Ko.
"Oh come on Ko, you could be the battle strategist, I mean yo really smart with those kinds of things. Or may you could be…" said Usa.
Ko got up and said "I'm going to get our stuff from the boat."
"Don't need to, I got them before I started dinner" said Usa.
Ko sighed, "Then I'm going to check on the boat."
"I destroyed it." said Usa.
"What!" yelled Ko, this caused Sanji and Zoro to stop fighting.
"I destroyed it, I punched a hole in the bottom after I got all of our stuff and it sank." said Usa.
Ko stood there silent, "You knew I try to escape didn't you?" said Ko.
Usa nodded smiling. "I hate when you're smart!" said Ko storming off on to the deck.
Usa sighed "I'm sorry, Ko hates pirates, you see our father is a pirate and well I don't think it's time to tell the story yet anyways, she hates pirates… me on the other hand I believe that there are kinds of pirates: Good Pirates, Bad Pirates… mean pirates, nice pirates… smart pirates stupid pirates." said Usa.
The last remark cause all the Straw Hats to look at Luffy.
"I think its best if I talk to my sister alone, please don't come out, we need to talk about this privately. Oh yeah, you could use this to talk us if you need to." said Usa leaving for the deck.
Ko was looking at the Ocean, "Hey sis." said Usa.
"Look you want to me connive me to like them right?" said Ko.
"Liking them… no. I don't think you trust them that's all." said Usa.
"Your right… I guess if Luffy wasn't a pirate I would like him, and Chopper too. I do have to admit… he's pretty cute." said Ko.
"Then trust them." said Usa.
"I can't… what have I always told you?" said Ko.
Usa tried to think "Um… Fish smell bad because their dead?" said Usa.
"No they other thing!" said Ko.
"Um… when tipping with paper money always fold the bill really tightly this you could be blocks away by the time the person sees the bill?" said Usa.
"No the other, other thing" said Ko.
Usa stood there silently.
"You really forgotten haven't you?" asked Ko.
Usa smiled and nodded, Ko just sighed at her sister's stupidity.
"You can't trust them unless you can feel it in your gut, I don't feel it my gut. Not yet at least" said Ko.
"But sometimes… you have to trust another body part…" said Usa.
"But we know that body part can get confused, just ask our mothers." said Ko, "you know when we get an island I can easily find a way leave." said Ko.
"I know that… but I have one more trick up my sleeve" said Usa she gave an evil smile, Ko's face was of pure terror when she saw what it was.
"No not that!" said Ko.
About 20 minutes later the Straw Hats were discussing Usa and Ko.
"Well I like Usa, she's nice but Ko…" said Nami.
"I know it feels like is going to be pain." said Zoro.
"I have the feeling she doesn't trust us." said Robin.
"What do you mean?" asked Sanji.
"Usa… she's a lot like Master Captain, very carefree and trusting but Ko she's extremely serous and not very trusting. I think once she learns to trust all of us she might act nicer." said Robin.
"It makes sense" said Usopp.
"I'm back!" said Usa cheerfully she hummed as she sat down, Ko came in, the Straw Hats stared at her trying to suppress a laugh.
"Don't ask!" said Ko, she was covered in yarn, lot of it. It looked like a whole ball in fact. She sat down angrily while taking off the yarn. "I agree to stay. Under two conditions."
"What?" said Luffy.
"The first one is that I don't become anything one the crew… nothing. I will do stuff but I won't have a poison got it?" said Ko.
Luffy nodded, "The second is…" said Ko, holding off for dramatic tension, "I get to call you by childish nicknames"
This caused everyone including Usa to anime fall. "Except for Usa of course" said Ko.
"What?" asked Nami.
"I get to call you guys by childish nicknames…" said Ko.
She then pointed to each of the Straw Hats "Tangerine Head!" she said pointing to Nami.
"Huh?" replied Nami.
"Pinocchio!" said Ko pointing at Usopp.
Usopp sweatdroped.
"Rudolf" said Ko pointing to Chopper.
"These are very original…" said Chopper.
"Sword Boy" said Ko pointing to Zoro.
"Kidding." said Zoro to Chopper.
"Handy Girl" said Ko pointing to Robin.
Robin sat there silently.
"Perv Mater S" said Ko pointing to Sanji.
"What?" said Sanji.
"Actually I like that one. It's original and it has a nice ring to it." said Zoro.
"Hey!" said Sanji.
"And finally Captain Obvious!" said Ko.
"Hey I like it!" said Luffy.
"This is going be a long road…" said Usa.
"How do you like them" said Ko with an evil smile.
Everyone just sweat dropped.
"I was thinking about calling Handy Girl something else… but it's too perverted and should be uttered by a 15 year old girl." said Ko.
Sanji figured it out "What is it Hand J…" she said but was cut off by Ko yelled "Don't say it Perv Master S!"
"A long, long road for her to trust them" thought Usa.
Next Time: The horror! Ko plays a prank on the Straw Hats... by giving Luffy coffee! When everyone tries to subdue him Ko just laughs. And when it's all over Usa confronts Ko! An accident causes Ko to fall over board reliving a secretfor both sisters. What is it? What does it have to with the Devil Fruit?
A/N: Interesting fact: Luffy is the second anime character I've given to the name captain obvious to. Ash (Pokemon), later receives in Pokemon Angels... I won't spoil by saying why all I'm going to say he does deserve it. Also winter knight also used it as homage to mein King of Kings(though Kiyo was the one who was called it)
Oh yeah koneko means kitten in Japanese more on that in chapter 4...