Chapter Two: Return of the Doughnut Ship

"And now, I'll finish off your life points with Fart Magician! Fart Magic Attack!" said Ed, playing the Fart Magician card. Yugi's life points went from five hundred to zero.

"Noooooooooo!" lamented Yugi, "That's my first loss to anyone! Now the whole world will know I'm a loser!"

"It's just a game Yugi," sighed Ed. All of a sudden, a gust of wind picked up Yugi's cards.

"NOOOO! My cards!" screamed Yugi, chasing after the duel monster cards. The cards landed in the water of the beach, and the short, wild-haired duelist attempted vainly to salvage them. "My cards…," sobbed Yugi, holding a soggy, disenigrating Kuriboh card, "It's no use…" The sodden cards fell out of Yugi's hands and back into the sea.

"I could make you some new ones," suggested Ed.

"No…those cards were special. My grandfather gave those to me," cried Yugi with racking sobs. Ed sighed. This kid is hopeless….crying over a bunch of playing cards…

"Taco ship coming," remarked GIR, who was toasting a wad of gum over a small, sputtering fire.

"You're so cute!" squeaked Serena, holding Gir in her arms.

"Taco ship coming. It taco us," GIR said.

"What does he mean by "taco"? Luffy asked.

"Oh mia hee, mia hoo, mia haa, mia ha ha," sung Rio randomly, trying to impress Serena. She and Luffy rolled their eyes.

"SORRYYYYY!" screamed Ritsu as he sprinted down the beach towards the group.

"What are you sorry about this time?" asked Sasuke, who was still wallowing in depression.

"There's a ship headed for this island and it's made out of doughnuts! I'm so sorry!" informed Ritsu, stopping in front of the five.

"A doughnut ship!" the five chorused, confused.

"Yes, it's made entirely of doughnuts! I'm so sorry I didn't make it over here fast enough."

"Cut it with the sorries!" growled Mizu, stepping into the story.

"Yes, Mizu-san. Sumimasen! Sumimasen!" replied Ritsu.

"LAND HO!" shouted a voice.

"That's them!" announced Ritsu, "They're here!"

Meanwhile…

"You know what Asuka, we should be in another fan fiction together. The fans really seem to like it. How about we be in the next season of Anime Style Survivor together?" asked Osaka, munching on a banana.

"Yeah! There should be one where I beat up Rei!" ejaculated Asuka, balling her fists.

"I don't think the fans would like that…," sighed Osaka. Something frigid wrapped around her arm. "I gotcha!"

"Help me Asuka!" Osaka screamed as she was dragged away into the bushes by a shady anime character.

"I'm coming Osaka!" Asuka shouted back. But she too was pulled away by a mysterious character.

"You know, I wonder where Asuka and Osaka are right now…," wondered Ed.

"My cards…," cried Yugi.

"Shut up about your cards! I'll make you so more if you quit whining!" shouted Ed. Like a bolt from the blue, a feminine scream erupted from a few hundred yards away.

"Yugi! Did you hear that? It might be Asuka or Osaka! We have to go now!"

"My cards…"

Without warning, Ed grabbed ahold of Yugi's arm and began to run, Yugi trailing behind, still crying like a baby.