Time for review response:
ZoloRocks33: Thanks... I don't know if there's a better for Sanji, I hope it catches on.
A/N: Okay many of the jokes about Luffy are from winter knight's fanfic King of Kings, much of the 2nd chapter Luffy was in a extremely hyper caffeinated state thanks to Ponygon (from Zatch Bell), I have permission to make references ot that fanfic... in fact he insisted I make references when I deiced to have the 3rd chapter be about it. though one can argue that it can be somethingelse has so I basically left it open, it might have been from King of Kings, it mighthave been something else.If you haven't read king of KingsI insist you do.
Chapter 3: The Horrors of a Coffee Fueled Luffy
And so Usa and Ko joined the Straw Hats, however Ko was a pain in the neck to both her sister and the other Straw Hats. She rarely ever talked, and when she did it was an insult or cheering on the fights between Zoro and Sanji. She was beginning to get boarded though, really really board. She began to get an evil idea.
"Hey Captain Obvious!" said Ko.
"What?" asked Luffy.
"Ha ha, you responded to Captain Oblivious… just kidding. I'm sorry the way I've been acting. I deiced to be nice and give some hot cocoa I made!" said Ko.
"Really thanks!" said Luffy.
"Like taking candy from a baby… or this case giving coffee to an idiot." thought Ko.
Luffy drank the entire cup and began to act hyper. I mean hyper.
"Yahhoooo! Coffee!" said Luffy.
Ko gave an evil chuckle.
Meanwhile in the galley Sanji and Usa were making lunch when Sanji got a weird chill, Usa took notice.
"What's wrong." said Usa.
"I got a wired chill, like something that happened before occurred again." said Sanji.
"Yahoo! Meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeat!" yelled Luffy's voice from the deck.
"Oh no…" said Sanji.
"What's with Luffy." said Usa.
Just then everyone hurried into the galley but Ko, Zoro locked the door behind him.
"Oookay." said Usa.
"How did he get his hands on Coffee?" said Sanji.
Nami, Zoro, Chopper and Usopp shrugged. Robin and Usa looked at each other in confusion.
"It happened before Robin joined… Sanji is only one who knows what really happened." said Nami.
"What happened then?" said Usa.
"It's very complicated and farfetched…" said Sanji.
Usa sweat dropped. The deiced to try and come with some plan to subdue him… what Sanji had told them about the coffee fueled Luffy fueled Luffy. The spilt up into three teams: Usopp and Nami, Usa and Sanji and Robin, Chopper and Zoro.
With Nami and Usopp… they set up a trap… a box with a stick when you pull the stick the box will close.
"I don't think this will work…" said Nami.
"Nonsense" said Usopp.
Luffy a few feat away saw the meat… he used his rubber powers to grabbed the meat and walk away.
"That would be the main reason." said Nami looking at Usopp.
They heard laughing from above them. The looked up and saw Ko laughing very hard. She was sitting on the pole that held the sail.
"Geez Pinocchio you do have a wooden head." laughed Ko.
"Hey that's not funny!" yelled Usopp.
"Yes it is! Geez, anyone can see though that!" said Ko.
"Hey Ko!" said the evil caffeinated Luffy making Ko jumped up in surprise.
""What…" said Ko.
"I've been wondering… where's your ears!" said Luffy who then repeated the question over and over.
Ko began to get embarrassed. Nami and Usopp looked up at the girl who was trying to fend off Luffy and his question. Both looked at each other and then went to galley.
A few minutes of Luffy bothering Ko, she finally jumped down. She did a couple flips and landed her feet. Luffy saw something…strange.
"Did I see tail? I think saw a tail… do you have a tail?" said Luffy.
"No you didn't!" said Ko who began to run off Luffy chased her but was caught by Robin.
Ko ran to the girl's room, she sighed.
"That was a close one… who would have thought I would have been the one to blow it!" said Ko to herself.
(Flashback)
Back before Usa and Ko went back into the galley, before Ko gave her two conditions. Ko was covered in yarn.
"So you want to that again?" asked Usa.
"Point taken… I will stay… under three conditions. Two of them are for the others… the third is for you." said Ko.
"What?" said Usa.
"You can't them about… well you know. They must find out for themselves got that!" said Ko.
"It's going to be uncomfortable… I mean we have to wear our hats when we are around them" said Usa.
It was indeed true, none of the Straw Hats had seen them without their hats off the entire time they were there.
"Plus with you… your might e a little uncomfortable, mine's much smaller than yours and can hidden under my sundress." said Usa.
"I know… but it's best." said Ko.
"Ko… fine… let's go back" said Usa who began to hum happily.
"What a ditz…" said Ko forgetting to take off the yarn.
(End flashback)
"I hope Captain Oblivious will blame it on a caffeinated hallucination or forget completely forget about it." thought Ko resting on her cot.
Back on deck Luffy had broken though Robin's hold on him and swinging on the mast. Robin, Zoro and Chopper watched him
"So what do we do…" said Zoro.
"I think maybe we wait 'till it's over, after all what Sanji said, last time the coffee was much stronger so his caffeinated state might be a lot shorter." said Chopper.
Suddenly a pink bubble surrounded Luffy. The three Straw Straws turned around and saw Usa with her hands out.
"Sanji… now!" said Usa.
Sanji tossed a bottle of something into the bubble.
"Luffy it's a latter drink it up!" said Sanji.
Luffy drank and fell asleep.
Usa put her hands down, the bubble disappeared. Luffy fell face first still asleep. Usa fell to her knees. Chopper ran over to Usa to check up her first.
"What was that?" asked Chopper.
"Ki Barrier… it takes a lot of me. I'll be fine in a few minutes." said Usa.
"What was the stuff that Luffy drank." said Zoro kicking him a little.
"Warm cream… I stole it from my sister's stash." said Usa, "That reminds me."
She got up weakly and went to the girl's cabin door.
"Kone Ko! Get out here right! I know you're in there!" shouted Usa.
"Who are supposed to be? My mom!" yelled Ko.
"Just some out, now!" said Usa glowing a faint pink. She then fell.
Ko opened the door and saw her sister "You shouldn't have gotten angry so soon after using Ki barrier." said Ko.
About 10 minutes later all the Straw Hats but Luffy who was still asleep, looked Usa and Ko. Ko sat on the side f the ship while Usa was glaring at her.
"Look Ko, I'm okay with the name calling… heck I even like Perv Master S" said Usa, Sanji grumbles at that remark "But this was too far! If that Coffee you gave him was much stronger he would have made a real mess."
"Well he caused me trouble too, he almost saw my well… you know" said Ko.
"The top or the bottom?" asked Usa.
"The bottom… I know what your think Perv Master S!" yelled Ko.
"Well it's your own fault! You should learn to trust them more!" said Usa.
"What do I always say." said Ko.
Usa stood there silent, "Um… fish smell bad because their dead?"
"No the other thing" said Ko.
Usa began to think again "um… when tipping…" said Usa but was cut off by Ko "No! Did you really forget, we had this conversation a few days ago!"
Usa really had forgotten, she just smiled and nodded "You can't trust them unless you have a gut feeling got it…" said Ko.
"But Ko…" said Usa.
The other Straw Hats just stood there, they were surprised by this. ..well partially.
Suddenly the waves go rough and Ko fell over board. This also woke up Luffy.
"What happened?" asked Luffy.
"It's a long story…" said Usopp.
The other were looking over the side. Ko's baseball cap bobbed up in the water. Usa was taking off her shoes
"I'm going in, Ko can't swim!" she said.
She dove in after her sister.
Ko was sinking… sinking as if she had eaten a devil fruit.
"Great… I'm the one who ruined it after all" she thought.
She passed out when her sister had reached her.
Back on the ship they watch as Usa's sun hat bobbed up the surface. Sanji was tying a rope to the mast and himself so that when both came up he could bring them back to the ship.
Usa and Ko came to the surface… the Straw Hats stared that them though… because of what they had on their heads.
Usa had two rather large pink rabbit ears, but they were small enough to hide under her hat. Ko also had ears too, blue cat ears.
"Their ears…" said Nami.
"Looks like it's time to explain." said Usa with a sweat drop.
Next Time: Usa tells the Straw Hats her and Ko's past... well their mother's any ways.Why do they have animal ears? Does it have to do with the Devil Fruit? What happened with their father? Who is Sansom Gen? All those will be answered and more. Contains Mini-Story staring that cast of Pokemon Angels!