((A Not So Great Prank Idea))
We join our two favorite authors at their planning table going over ideas for Chapter 13 of Han Rei. Ninja taps on his desk with a pen then suddenly snaps his fingers, "I've got it Sirius!"
Sirius looks up from her computer, "Let's hear it."
Ninja holds up a drawing of a chibi Kurama, "Well for Kurama I was thinking we have a goblin," he flips the drawing to show a goblin lowering himself down to hover over Kurama's head, the fox is oblivious, "pour hair evaporator gel on Kurama's head." Ninja flips to the next drawing which is of chibi Kurama with no hair and crying, the goblin cackles.
Sirius blinks, "Wait…back up…you aren't suggesting…"
Ninja finishes her sentence, "Kurama go bald? YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Sirius jumped up and lunged at Ninja, "I'LL KILL YOU!"
Ninja ducked, "Uh oh."
Sirius spun around, "No one touches the fox's hair!" She shouts, eyes dilated in fury, a hoard of fan girls pops up out of no where behind her, glaring at the now small Ninja.
"AH GOD! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME…or put me in humiliating doujinshi!" Ninja pleads, falling to his knees and cringing before the hoard.
Sirius cackles, "That's what I thought…now be a good boy and write a DECENT prank…that keeps Kurama's hear in tact."
Ninja winces, "Will do.
((END))
((The Staff's Halloween Party))
"So how do I look," Ninja asked, putting in a fake pair of fangs and adjusting the fur collar around his neck. He was dressed as Greed from Full-Metal Alchemist and was looking good.
Sirius smirked and slashed her cardboard key blade with a flourish, "Good…but nothing beats my Sora costume." Sirius, although a girl, had decided to cosplay as the recent obsession of her gaming life: Kingdom Hearts.
"Please…Greed would eat Sora alive."
"That would be Gluttony but I assume you mean kick Sora's ass…and you are mistaken…Sora would defiantly win."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah," Sirius quipped. The two glared at each other for a bit but the sound a doorbell distracted her, "GUESTS!" Sirius dashed to the door and yanked it open to find the evil villains dressed in their costume glory. Nightshade wore a pair of green pants and a white shirt, a pillow stuffed underneath in a mock attempt at Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Next to him stood Kaitouai dressed in leather as Morrigan Aensland from Drakstalkers. Hasaki stood next to her in a yellow jump suit and a katana in hand as The Bride from Kill Bill Vol. 1 while Kuroko stood in the front of our friends as none other than the champion of love and justice Sailor Moon. If that wasn't weird enough, Akumugi was stuck in a blow-up costume of The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from the Ghostbusters movie. Sirius held her tongue as to stop herself from laughing, "What…great costumes guys. Kuroko may I ask WHY you are Sailor Moon?"
Kuroko stepped across the doorway, her costumed henchmen following her, "She is the most feared person in her world…she has destroyed countless people…who better to go as than the fearsome Sailor Moon."
Sirius sweat-dropped, "Riiiggghhhttt." The doorbell rang again and Sirius, still near the door, opened it again to reveal the Yu Yu Hakusho gang. From left to right it was Keiko dressed to look like Winry from Full Metal Alchemist, Kuwabara in a very convincing Elvis get-up (blue suede shoes sold separately), and Yusuke sporting a very convincing costume of Gene Starwind from Outlaw Star. Behind these three stood Kurama, an 'x' mark on his cheek and his hair tied back so he could pull off his costume as Kenshin from Rurouni Kenshin. Hiei stood beside Kurama, his outfit pretty much the same thing he always wore except his bandana was now all black as opposed to the usual white. Botan stood beside the both of them, her blue hair tucked up under a hat and a baggy red shirt on with a star on the chest and tight, long white pants, clearly trying to impersonate Homestar Runner of fame. "Great costumes guys!"
"Oh let me see," Ninja said running to the door. He noticed Hiei and frowned, "Hiei…why aren't you dressed up?"
"I am dressed up fool."
"Uhm…really? That looks like the same thing you always wear."
Hiei pushed past him and muttered, "I'm wearing all black to mourn the sanity of you fools…because all of your sanity is obviously dead." With that said he plopped on the couch and scowled at anyone that came near him.
"Hiei isn't much of a party person…he only came because we promised him ice cream," Kurama muttered.
((To Be Continued))
((Kuroko's Dream Come True…Sort Of))
Kiyoshi stood at the alter awaiting his bride. Suddenly the doors burst open and there stands Kuroko. Her eyes burn with a black darkness and in her outstretched arm is the head of the bride. Kuroko smiles as those gather try to wrap their heads around what they are seeing. Kiyoshi's eyes widen, "What…what have you done?"
"Kiyoshi! I have brought for you the highest gift a shadow demon can give…the head of her rival! Aren't you happy…what else will please you," Kuroko asked, her arm lowering.
Kiyoshi is silent for a moment then smiles, "That is SO romantic Kuroko. For one to love another so much they would commit murder to marry them I have no choice…I WILL marry you!"
"Oh Kiyoshi!" Kuroko shouts, running to Kiyoshi. She drops the head, which rolls away and stops at one of the guest's feet, whom promptly faints. Kuroko embraces Kiyoshi and the two kiss passionately as the crowd stares on…flabbergasted.
"Kuroko…Lady Kuroko…wake up," a voice whispered.
Kuroko sat up in her bed, looked around, then cursed, "Every time damn it!"
((END))
((The Staff's Halloween Party, Part Two))
"Where are Yukina, Genkai, and Koenma," Sirius asked, shutting the door.
"They'll be later," Keiko said, making her way over to Yusuke who was having a glaring match with Akumugi.
The doorbell rang again and Ninja got up to answer it. He opened the door to find Danny in long black robes with a scar on his forehead (Harry Potter), Sam in a long brown, gothic style dress (Robin Sena from Witch Hunter Robin) and Tucker dressed as the Terminator from the movie of the same name. Danny beamed, "Happy Halloween Ninja!"
Once the majority of the party guests had arrived various Halloween games were played. There was a bobbing for apples contest, pumpkin carving competition, and even a 'Pin The Wart on the Witch,' game. Yusuke tried to be funny by pinning the wart on Kuroko but she just pummeled him to the ground using her moon scepter. The party was in full swing when the doorbell rang again. Danny, whom was closest to the door, answered it, "Hello?" he asked opening the door for a young girl with braided pink hair.
"Hey nitwit," the short pink haired girl said with a smirk.
Danny blinked, "Excuse me?"
Yusuke peered over Danny's shoulder and burst into laughter, "Nice costume Grandma."
Danny looked to Yusuke, "What are you talking about? Who is this?"
Yusuke laughed even harder, "That's Genkai stupid."
"WAAAHHH?" Danny exclaimed.
"That's right…now move it I want a caramel apple," she said, shoving past Danny.
"But…wha…how did…what the hell is going on," Danny exclaimed.
Yusuke shook his head, "It's a long story."
((To Be Continued))
((Time for a Tea Party))
The boys slam the warehouse door open and stare agape at the scene before them. Kuroko sits on a small cushion on the floor, a pink and white china tea set before her, and her minions sitting on either side of her. They are laughing merrily and Kuroko is pouring tea for Nightshade. She looks up to see Yusuke, Danny, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei standing in the door way, "Oh I'm so glad you could show up…care for some tea?"
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Nightshade smiles and picks up a small frosted cookie, "I don't know about you…but these cookies are absolutely to DIE for."
Hasaki quietly sips some tea, "…"
Kuroko nods, "Oh bit you must simply try this cake…it is so moist!"
Yusuke scratches the back of his head in confusion, "I…I thought you were leading us into a trap?"
Kuroko giggles girlishly, "Oh you silly boy…I said we were going to have a tea party. Sit! Sit! It's getting cold." Kuroko pats a cushion next to her.
"Okay…I'm going to walk out, shut this door behind me, and pretend this is just some awful dream," Danny says.
((END))
((The Staff Halloween Party, Part Three))
Kuwabara looked at his watch and sighed, 'Yukina was supposed to be here an hour ago…I wonder what she dressed up as,' he thought.
Sam glanced at Kuwabara, "What's wrong Kuwabara?"
"My precious flower Yukina isn't here yet," he muttered.
Sam rolled her eyes skyward, 'He's worse than Danny that time he was put under Ember's spell,' she thought. "Well I'm sure she'll be here soon."
Meanwhile, in the back rooms, Botan and Sirius were trying to coax Yukina out of the room. The truth was that she had arrived awhile ago and had asked Sirius and Botan to throw a costume together for her. With evil grins they had given her the only costume they had. Now she refused to come out because of what the costume was, "Come on Yukina…you look great in it…besides you know how much Kuwabara loves bunnies and kitties and stuff like that," Sirius said to the closed door.
"Yeah…he's bound to LOVE your costume," Botan added.
"But…I look silly…I've never worn anything like THIS before," Yukina muttered from behind the door.
Sirius sighed, "Look it's either this or go naked because I'm NOT giving you your kimono back."
There was silence behind the door and then it opened, "Fine," Yukina muttered.
"Great I'll go announce you," Sirius said, rushing off.
"No wait!" Yukina shouted. She made a move to slam the door shut again but Botan stopped her and dragged her out.
"And now…presenting Yukina," Sirius cried.
Yukina was shoved out front and everyone gasped. Yukina was dressed as a Playboy bunny. The most extreme reactions however were from Kuwabara, who got a nose bleed and then fell over in a dead faint, and Hiei.
Hiei gripped his sword and in a flash was after Sirius, who took off running, "IT WAS ALL WE HAD LEFT! HIEI DON'T KILL ME! AUGH!"
((End))
((Final Jeopardy))
Jeopardy music plays as Ninja, dressed in a poor imitation of Alex Trebeck, walks up behind a podium, "And welcome back…this is our final round of Jeopardy. The contestants have already wagered so let's see what they answered to the following statement: "The Lunch Lady Ghost was this to the hero Danny Phantom." Kaitouai what was your wager?"
Kaitouai winks at the audience, "I wagered Kurama's sweet ass."
Ninja coughed, "Uhm…well…let's see your answer."
"What is first lover?"
At this Ninja fell over and Danny, who was in the audience, stood up, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!"
Ninja pulled himself together, "I'm sorry…that's not correct…Sam what did you wager?"
"50,000 dollars and the question is 'What is first villain," Sam stated matter-o-factly.
"Congratulations Sam, you're our winner."
((End))
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