Author's Notes: I don't own it. Review.

Ginny Weasley: Ladies and gentlemen, The Weasley Twins in an act of insanity.

"Hey!" George compained, "Why are we being forced to sing?"

Fred replied, "Because it's more interesting, plus, we can't just not!"

"I'm not even going to try to make sense of the double negatives."

George:
My brother and I had a prank that couldn't flop.
My brother and I were headed straight for the top.
My brother and I earned detentions all week, at least, oh yeah!
But my brother is now, unfortunately, expelled.
I know it's sad of course, but a fact, is still a fact!
And now all that remains is the remains, of a perfect-prank-on-Snape!

Fred:
Watch this!
We have to imagine it with Snape screaming—it's swell with him screaming!
First I'd...
Then he'd...

Both: Then we'd...
But I can't do it alone!

George:
Then he'd...
Then I'd...
Both: Then we'd...
But I can't do it alone!

Fred: They'd say, "What's your brother like?"
I'd say, "Drugs!"
They'd say, "You're the prankster twins!"
And we'd wow the crowd again!

George: When he'd go...
I'd go...
Both: We'd go...

Fred: Then all those Gryffindors started a roar, whistled, stomped, banged on the floor, yelling, screaming, begging for
moooooore...!
George: And we'd say,"Ok, Hogwarts, keep your wands here-'cause you ain't seen NOTHING yet!"

Both: But I simply cannot do it...aaaloooooone...!

Fred (spoken)
So what do you think, huh? Come on... you can say.

Ginny: (spits her tongue at them)
Phbtpbhththpbhththt...!

George (spoken)
I know, you're right, the first part's shit. But the second part? The second part is REALLY nifty!
Ok!

Fred (sings)
He'd go...
I'd go...
Both: We'd go...

George: And then those dumb Huffle's did it up brown, to cheer the best attraction in school, they nearly tore Snape's potions class
doooooown...!

Fred: And we'd say, "Ok, Hogwarts, we're going home! But before we go, there's a few more parting pranks! And this—this, we did in
PERFECT UNISON!"
(Bat Bogey Hex, Stupefy, Jelly-Leg Jinx, Avis, Babbling Curse, Dens Augeo, Engorgio, INCENDO(set fire to)!)

Fred and George: Now ya see me going through it!
You may think there's nothing to it!
But I simply cannot do it...aloooooone...!

"Well," George stated, "that was interesting."

"That it was, Forge. That it was."

"I bet you never knew what a b-e-a-utiful singing voice I had until now."

"Um…sure, George. Try god-awful. Or horrendous. Or glass-shattering. Or off-key. Or atrocious. Or unbearable. Or—"

"SILENCIO! I get the point, Gred!"