Author's Notes: I don't own it. Review!

Ron was grumbling about how he never got any attention. Neville was feeling very upset about Trevor being lost again. Peter was angry with the Dark Lord for commenting on his weight problem. Everything seemed normal and boring, until they could hear some music faintly playing. As it got louder, they all stood up and started singing like a bunch of dying goats on drugs.

Neville: If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his wand
And shook his fist
You'd notice him

Ron: If someone in a Quidditch Match
Yelled "Dementor in the second row,
Harry Potter is going to faint!"
You'd notice him

Peter: And even without shouting, "Crucio,"
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
Unless, of course, that personage should be
Invisible, inconsequential me!

Peter and Neville: Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name!
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there!

Peter and Ron: I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me walk right by me
And never know I'm there...

Neville: Suppose you were a little bat
Residin' in a person's hat
Who fed you bugs and cared for you?
You'd notice him

Peter: Suppose you was a death eater
And servin' an evil Dark Lord Voldemort for seven years
You'd notice him

Neville: A pureblood wizard's made of more than air
With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there

Ron: Unless that pure' wizard next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who. . .

Ron, Peter, and Neville: Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
Never even know I'm there

"Fred?"

"Yes, George?"

"I think my ear drums might have exploded."

"Consider yourself lucky…at least you didn't have to hear the whole song." Fred shuddered.

Author's Notes: Insanity. Review.