Chapter Four: Luffy's Little Problem
"Hey guys, I'm hungry. When's dinner?" questioned Luffy.
"You just ate the whole doughnut ship five hours ago," Rio said, exhaling.
"I know, but when you have a rubber stomach…" Luffy pointed out, "You have to eat a lot." Yugi danced around the group merrily (he was on his anti-depression medication).
"You know what, I don't know which Yugi is more annyoing: a happy Yugi or a whining Yugi," sighed Ed.
"Must have…MEAT!" roared Luffy, running towards Yugi.
"No! Don't eat him Luffy!" cried Osaka. Luffy grabbed ahold of Yugi.
"Big hug!" squealed Yugi, Luffy subsequently biting off the duelist's head with one giant chomp.
"You bit his head off!" gasped Serena. Luffy smiled evilly, cheeks full of Yugi flesh. Right after Yugi took another bite of Yugi, Osaka fainted. "Luffy! Stop eating him!" ordered Ed, "You're starting to remind me of Gluttony!"
"Food," growled Luffy, finishing off the rest of Yugi. Luffy began to walk towards Ed.
"Here, eat this instead!" ordered Ed, transforming some nearby plants into some apples and pears. "Everybody, get away from Luffy" shouted Ed, "I can take care of him!" So, as instructed, everyone ran off. Ritsuko and Rio carried the unconscious Osaka away.
"MORE! FOOD!" Ed transmuted a living hog into a roasted hog. Luffy ate it. Ed transformed a tree into a pile of broccoli. Luffy ate that as well. Then, Ed transmuted the half of the forest into broccoli. Luffy at the broccoli forest.
"More…..FOOOOOOOOOOOD!" shouted Luffy. And then Ed had a wonderful idea. Before you could say "alchemist" the whole ocean turned into beer. Ed led Luffy over to the alcoholic ocean, and the straw-hat pirate began to slurp away. "I really hope this works…" Ed hoped.
"Hic…no…more…hic…food…" hiccuped Luffy, drunk.
"Okay everyone, you can come out now!" shouted Ed. One by one the other contestants emerged from behind rocks.
"There's only one problem, if we keep Luffy on this island, he's going to eat everything," said Ed, "Does anyone have a cellphone?"
Not too much longer, Luffy was airlifted off the island by the USMC. "Well, I guess we're down to nine people now," said Rio.
"No, actually eight. Luffy ate Yugi," Asuka reminded.
"Oh yeah, I forgot," said Rio.
"Anyone up for dinner?" questioned Ritsuko, his arms full of various tropical fruits.
"Where did you find those?" questioned everyone else except Sasuke and GIR. Sasuke had caught some fish earlier to eat.
"I'll show you tommorow," answered Ritsuko, and then, the seven sat down and ate a Yugi and Luffy free dinner.
To Be continued….
Preview: Ritsuko tells of a special place where there is all the food you can eat! But it comes at a price, and its not money! Find out in the next chapter!