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A/N: This chapter's a little sick, I have no idea where I got the nurse idea from... and I'm a girl! I've been watching too much Shonen Anime...

Chapter 5: Usa, Ko, I am… Your Father

Ko couldn't sleep, after all that happened that day. From almost getting caught, to actually getting caught. From having them learn about their past to having them learn about her weakness, it was a tough day for her. She just couldn't' sleep. Even if it was past 3:00 o'clock, she just couldn't get to sleep.

"Oh my, thanks for the carrot cake mysterious pirate boy…" drooled Usa in her sleep, Ko looked at her older sister. It was quite possible she had an even tougher day than she did. Usa after all over used her Ki and had a brilliant idea.

Ko got up and went to the deck, everyone was sleep, she knew she could hear the snores from the guy's cabin. She looked up at the moon. After a while she got board so she deiced to train. She took out her rapier from pocket space and began to train by just hitting the air.

About an hour later Zoro came out to train himself.

"Oh you're out here." said Ko putting away her rapier back into pocket space.

She headed back to her room.

""night Zoro" she said.

Zoro looked at her, "You called me Zoro."

"So, Sword Boy got boring" said Ko.

She went back the Girl's cabin and fell to sleep.

The next morning Zoro talked to Usa.

"It probably means she trust you more." said Usa with a smile, "It figures that you'd be one of the first people"

"Why?" asked Zoro.

"Well it's simple, you used to be bounty hunter." said Usa, she sighed "I have to go make breakfast now"

Usa began to glow pink as she headed back to the galley Zoro just stared at the rabbit girl.

About 10 minutes later in galley Usa who was chopping up fruits for a fruit salad finally said what was on her mind "Sanji…" said Usa.

"What is it?" asked the perverted chef who was cooking pancakes.

"Can you please get your mind of the gutter…? I know what you've thinking about me and Ko. Cat and rabbit girls aren't like that!" said Usa.

"I have no idea what you talking about my lovely rabbit girl" said Sanji lying hee turned around and saw Usa was glowing pink… Usa explained that outside of battle and she's glowing that means she was angry but they probably would never see it since she rarely ever gets angry. Ko on the other hand warned Sanji "Be afraid, be very afraid." He now knew why.

"Are you angry? asked Sanji who began to get very scared.

"Yeah of course I'm mad! Does it look like I'm happy… okay so pink is a happy color of course if I'm outside of battle and I'm glowing that means I'm angry! Got that Perv Master S and get your mind of the gutter now!" yelled Usa who can be extremely scary when angry.

Sanji obeyed… he did want to know what she would do him… "Fat chicks… really fat chicks… Moss head in a Speedo!" thought Sanji trying to think unsexy thoughts.

Usa's angry glow slowly subsided… but she was still pretty angry that is until she cut herself.

"Owwie!" she said holding her finger, it was bleeding pretty badly, few a seconds that is.

"Did you cut yourself?" asked Sanji.

"No, I'm fine… she!" said Usa showing the finger had cut, there was no blood not even a scab… but here was blood on her hands. She tired to think of an excuse.

"Um… I was cutting straw berries, really I need to take a break" he said laughing she ran out as fast as well a rabbit.

Sanji noticed that she was cutting an apple… and that she hadn't gotten to the Straw berries yet. He just shrugged and went back to cooking.

On deck and Ko called out to Nami "Hey!" she said.

"What is it?" asked the navigator.

"I'm sorry… about that fight a few days ago… when I said Tangerines suck. Usa forgot to mention yesterday that the reason I hate citrus fruits is that it's a cat thing." said Ko.

Nami looked confused at the cat girl, "That's it." She asked.

"Yeah, Sorry Nami." said Ko jumping up to her usual perch.

"Did she just call me Nami?" she thought, so used to Tangerine Head.

"I saw that…" said Usa, "I think she's beginning to trust you"

"How can you tell?" asked Nami.

"She called you by your name… I think once she learns to trust the others more then she'll call them by their names… except Sanji, UI doubt she'll ever call him by his name" said Usa, with blood still on her hands.

"Is that blood?" said Nami.

"Um… no it's not… um… um… look over there!" said Usa pointing away then she noticed that there was pirate ship where she was pointing.

"Great…" said Nami.

"I was… just stalling…" thought Usa.

Ko heard what was going on ad she looked at the ship, she gasped at what she saw "That flag!"

The skull was on its side drooling, its eyes were Xs and insisted of a cross of bones there were beer bottles. Ko jumped down to her sister's side.

Everyone began to gather where the ship was. Ko was extremely angry, Usa was worried, worried at what Ko might do.

"Cool there's a ship!" said Luffy.

"Not cool!" said Ko.

"What gotten you so angry?" asked Nami.

"That's the Drunken Pirates flag…" said Ko.

"Are you sure?" asked Usopp.

"It's what my mother told me about their flag… a skull on its side symbolizing passing out… the eyes also symbolizing passing out… and the drool symbolizing vomit…" said Ko, "The bottles… well they are a given."

Everyone sweatdroped at this remark.

Usa knew what Ko was going to do. She knew she would need help usually when they fought they just had one thing in mind helping people but this fight was about vengeance… or revenge… what ever the get back was needed.

Sanji came out of the Galley "Hey Usa..." he said then saw the ship, "What going on?"

"It's the drunken pirates…" said Luffy as if it were nothing.

The Drunken Pirates ship was next to the ship Merry Go. A man, though pretty old, looked as if he could be someone's father boarded the Merry Go.

"So this must the Straw Hats…" said the man.

Both Usa and Ko knew who he was, "Are you Sansom Gen?" asked Ko.

"Why yes I am… how would know…" he said, then he made a small squeak he saw the ears, the pink rabbit ears and the blue cat ears... "Crap it came back to bite me in ass." He thought.

Usa, although worried what her sister might do became angry… which meant she began to glow. Ko took out a chain scythe.

"Crap… crap… crap" he repeated in his head.

Usa ran up to him and close lined him. Ko then pulled out her chain scythe and began to choke him with the chain while Usa kicked him where it hurts. The Straw Hats winced that this site as the sister let the anger flow. About two minutes later one of the crew men came on board

"Sir we haven't gotten the signal yet… oh your daughters are crew members" said the crew member.

He was still being chocked by Ko and Usa was just kicking him randomly. "Give the signal now!" squeaked Gen.

"Flip a coin we say, they won't attempt to kill me, he says" mumbled the crew member.

He went into the ship, where the entire crew which was about 5 times the size of the Straw Hats (including Usa and Ko) were waiting.

"Well its D day…" said the crew member.

"What's D day?" asked a young crew member who just joined.

"The day his daughters show up, we hopped they wouldn't work as a team to track him down but after what we heard about the Konegi war ending we knew they'd attempt to kill him or at least beat him to a bloody pulp." said another crew member.

"What did he do?" asked the younger crew member

The first crew member whispered in his ear… the younger crew member was about to throw up.

"That's sick! I'm leaving this crew! I shouldn't have joined!" yelled the young crew member.

He left and garbed a life boat. "We loose more new crew members that way." said the first crew member.

"Are ye ready men?" yelled the man who appeared to be the first mate.

"Aye!" said the rest of the crew and they headed to the Merry Go. The entire crew showed up.

"So you are his daughters" said the first mate.

Both girls were still beating the daylights of their father.

"I don't think they heard you…" said a crew member.

"Hey!" yelled the first mate which caused both Usa and Ko to finally pay attention.

"What!" yelled Ko.

"You can't fight the captain until you go though us!" said the first mate.

"Fine with me!" said Ko who stopped choking her father with a chain scythe and put it back into pocket space and got her rapier.

"Hey!" said Usa calling to the Straw Hats, but Ko stopped her.

"This is our fight they shouldn't get involved!" said Ko.

"The bastard… yes, the crew… no" said Usa.

"What are you talking about?" said Ko.

"Look I know that we dispatched of crews this size and even bigger but this time is different…" said Usa.

"Nonsense, we don't need their help, their just a bunch of lousy pirates themselves." said Ko.

"Ko… Fine then if you get hurt, doesn't blame me, and I get hurt… blame yourself." said Usa.

The Straw Hats heard this conversation, they knew Usa was right, Ko looked at them "If you try to help I'll pin you down to deck got it!" said Ko.

"Ko, I think that's a little too far" sighed Usa.

"Are ye going to fight!" said the first mate.

"I take the left, you get right" said Ko.

"Okay." said Usa.

And the fight began, the Straw Hats were amazed at their fighting skills. However what Usa and Ko didn't noticed that Gen had summoned his medic. The doctor or… should I say nurse came up to the captain. Note this nurse had no medical experience what so ever, she dressed in a skimpy outfit and had huge breasts. She placed Gen's head where her breasts were.

"I'm going to heal you" said the nurse, Gen began to get better but the "treatment's" side effect was that he got a bloody nose.

Sanji watched this happen, he began to run to where this happening, Ko also saw this and looked at Sanji. She threw a bunch of shrunken, kunai and throwing knives at him, it didn't kill him or even harm him… just pined his clothes the deck is all.

"Hey!" yelled Sanji.

"That's what I meant by pinning to the deck" said Ko.

"You shouldn't have tried to help them" said Luffy, the Straw Hats sweat dropped at this remark.

"I don't think that's why she did it" said Nami.

After a while all the crew members were defeated. Gen stood up completely healed from the pummeling her got, though he had two tissues stuck up in his nostrils. Usa and Ko however were pretty tired.

"So you two are defiantly your mother's daughters… both are head strong and stubborn… wait a second… your mother is Serena right" said Gen pointing at Usa.

"Yeah" said Usa.

"And your mother was Ichigo right" said Gen pointing at Ko.

"Yeah and?" said Ko.

"Well I would have expected Usa to be stubborn and Ko to be friendly" said Gen.

Both Usa and Ko anime fell.

"Well anyways, let's have a little fight" said Gen.

Both sisters got into fight positions and Gen took out a rather large sword.

"You think a rapier will stand up against my sword?" said Gen.

"No… but"! said Ko putting her rapier back and taking out an equally huge sword, which wasp pretty heavy combined with the exestuation of the fight was taking toll.

Ko ran up to Gen with her big sword which he blocked with is. He smiled before pushing her with the swords, and she landed a few feet a way.

"Ko!" said Usa who wasn't paying attention.

"You should pay attention, daughter" said Gen walking up behind Usa.

He slashed her from behind, it was a seriously bad slash too. Usa fell unconscious bleeding badly.

The Straw Hats gasped, except Sanji who couldn't see anything since he was still pinned down.

"What happened?" he asked.

"Usa!" screamed Ko

Next Time: Gen leaves but promises to come back soon. Also Usa has a secret... a secret she hasn't even told Ko, but the other Straw hats find out. Usa also realizes that Gen might be too strong for Ko to handle on her own. Usa asks the other Straw hatsto help her... but will Ko let them or refuse their help? And what is Usa's plan incase she refuses?