Chapter Five: Fruit?
Serena sat up, and rubbed her eyes. She looked at her watch, and observed it was five past eight. She looked at her fellow teammates. They were all asleep, except for Sasuke, who was eating a banana. Serena asked him "Hey Sasuke, are you going to go on the trip with Ritsuko?" Sasuke swallowed the rest of his banana, and shook his head, signaling a no.
"Well, alright," Serena sighed.
"Taco morning!" chirped GIR.
"Good morning Serena!"
"Konichiwa!"
As soon as everyone had said hello, the group departed for their trip to find the plethora of fruit Ritsuko had spoken of the other day. Of course, theonly one who did not go was Sasuke. He was sitting on top of a rock, playing solitare on his laptop (do not ask where I get my randomness).
"So Ritsuko, just wait type of fruit is at this location?" asked Osaka.
"You'll see right now," answered Ritsuko, pushing some leaves aside, revealing a small open area. Guys dressed in pink garments and turqoise jewelry danced merrily around a little fire.
"Sorry! I didn't mean that type of fruit!" sobbed Ritsu, "There used to be bananas and oranges and pears, but now they're all gone!"
"It's alright Ritsu," sighed Serena, "But how did they get here?" All of a sudden, Mizu, the author of this story stepped in.
"Okay, non-edible fruits out of my story! I said there would be no shonen ai or yaoi whatsoever in my profile! Now out!" Mizu demanded. Ayame Sohma looked up at Mizu and began to protest, subsequently being smushed like a fly by the almighty and powerful Mizu. With this, the pink-clad men sailed off the island immediately and fled to Peru.
"And, now, for the actual fruit," said Mizu, dumping a heap of oranges, pears, plums, persimmons, grapes, bananas, apples, watermelons, cherries, blueberries, grapefruit, lemons, limes, kiwis, strawberries, boysenberries, pineapple, and peaches onto the island. Little did she know that a giant watermelon fell on Serena's head and sent her to the next world. The group of anime characters mourned her death and buried her under a palm tree.
To be continued…
Okay, okay, so this chapter was short, but I have been feeling sick lately. Sorry fans. I'll make chapter six longer.