Disclamer: Harry Potter does not belong to me and neither do any of the other characters. This story, however, is mine alone. After all, JKR would never come up with something this dumb. ;)
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Now on with the fun...
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Voldemort: Well, well Potter! We meet again. Hey, but Potter! I've got your two best friends working for me now, so you better join me as well.
Harry: No way would Ron and Hermione ever join you! You're lying!
Voldemort: Are you sure?
Harry: Yeah.
Voldemort: Reeeeeally?
Harry: Really.
Voldemort: Really, really?
Harry: Really, really!
Voldemort: Really, really, really?
Harry: Really, really, really!
Voldemort: Damn it! Wormtail!
Wormtail (screeching): Oh no, my master will kill me!
Voldemort: You were supposed to make sure he buys it!
Wormtail: But you never told me how to do it!
Harry: Hey!
Voldemort: What do you mean I never told you, do you not have a brain of your own?
Harry: Hey!
Wormtail: But I'm not being paid for having a brain…
Voldemort: You're not being paid at all!
Wormtail: Well… that, too, was something I wanted to discuss…
Harry: Hey!
Voldemort + Wormtail: WHAT!
Harry: You're making fun of me!
Voldemort + Wormtail: Huh?
Harry: You are making fun of me, because you know you are right! They are working for you after all!
Voldemort: Huh? Oh .Yeah… Yeah! They do! Right, Wormtail?
Wormtail: Uh… yeah. Yeah, they do. Now about that pay check…
Voldemort: How about I pay you by not killing you?
Wormtail: Ughh…
Harry: Oh. You weren't making fun of me at all. I guess they don't really work for you.
Voldemort: …
Wormtail: It's not my fault!
Voldemort: Whose fault is it then?
Wormtail: Erm… Not yours?
Voldemort: Exactly. Avada Kedavra.
Wormtail: Iiiieeek! (Dies)
Harry: HEY!
Voldemort: What now?
Harry: I wanted to do that!
Voldemort: Well it's too late for that now. Too bad.
Harry: You cheating scum! Die! Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: Muahahahahah…AHHHHHHHH! (Dies)
Harry: Now for those horcruxes…
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Note: See no logic? This is a parody and not supposed to be logical. Still if you want to flame me (and are not afraid of me biting your head off ;) ), or if you actually liked this little piece of fiction, please review!