Chapter Six: Fight fight fight!

Disclaimer: Ok, I'm back, and now I'm going to write more. It turns out I wasn't really sick, I just had too many M&Ms, and I got a stomache-ache. That is all.

"You know, I've always wondered who will be disqualified next," said Osaka, speaking with a mouthful of grapes.

"Taco you taco," voiced GIR.

"What! Surely not me!" gasped Osaka.

"Don't worry, he's just saying things," sighed Asuka.

"I'm sorry Serena died…" apologized Ritsu, who still hadn't got over the blonde's death.

"It's not your fault!" shouted Sasuke, getting out of his brooding mode.

"Don't be so rude, Sasuke!" snapped Asuka, slapping Sasuke on the face. Sasuke squinted evilly at Asuka. "And don't give me that look, pretty boy!" she snarled. The Uchiha ninja pulled out a kunai from his pocket.

"Taco fight taco," chirped GIR. Asuka drove her foot into Sasuke's stomach. Sasuke gritted his teeth in pain, and flung a kunai at Asuka, which nicked her cheek.

"You two, stop it!" ordered the Fullmetal Alchemist. Both ignored him. The redheaded EVA pilot knocked a shuriken aside with a slap of her hand, and sent an uppercut jab into the ninja's jaw. Sasuke ignored the pain and dug a kunai into Asuka's shoulder.

"STOP IT!" demanded Ed, again attempting to break up the fight.

"Dumkopft!" growled Asuka, ripping the kunai out of her shoulder, blood dripping from the steel weapon. "Mother will kill you…" the redhead shouted. A thundering noise sounded from the distance. Everyone stopped what he or she was doing. Asuka smiled demonically.

"It can't be…" Sasuke gasped, petrified, "The great Red Warrior from Germany." The head of Evangelion Unit Two peeked out from behind a mountain. All Sasuke could do was stare at it as it came closer and closer. Soon enough, Sasuke was just a few yards away from the EVA. The red Evangelion looked down at Sasuke, hungrily.

"My mommy will protect me from scary boys," said Asuka, still grinning diabolicly. Evangelion Unit Two picked Sasuke up with its right hand, and squinted its eyes angrily at the ninja. Sasuke began to cry. Asuka laughed at Sasuke's pitiful cries.

"Don't kill me…" sobbed Sasuke.

"Asuka! Stop it!" Edward yelled, "Come on guys, help me!" Osaka just stared up at Sasuke. Ritsu began to repeat word "sorry" repeatedly. GIR ate a taco.

"Don't kill me!" whined Sasuke. He felt the EVA's grip tighten around him. Suddenly, he knew what was coming. There was a loud POP, and Sasuke's severed head fell to the ground (Asuka later mounted it on her trophy wall, which had the heads of the Angels she destroyed). The Evangelion continued to squeeze Sasuke's body, until it was a bloody pulp.

"That was overkill…" sighed Osaka.

"Well at least mom got the job done," Asuka replied.

"I want my mommy!" cried a ver familiar voice.

"Sasuke?"

There he was, the Uchiha ninja, sitting ontop of a rock, crying like a two year old.

"What? I thought mother killed you!" gasped Asuka.

"He used ninjutsu to create a copy of himself," Ed informed.

"Well forget that!" said Osaka, " He's having a mental breakdown! We must call a helicopter!" So Osaka got out her Hello Kitty cellphone and called up Life Flight. They took Sasuke to a mental asylum and kept him there for the rest of his life.

Ed exaled deeply while roasting a strawberry over a small fire.

"I wonder who will be the next to go…" said Osaka.

"Don't start," ordered Ed.