Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.

Authors note: You all begged me to write another one. I do take requests. One of you sugested I do a bulma/Vegeta fic.

I noticed all of those involve vegeta being very experienced and knowledgeable about sex. But I always wondered how. He grew up alone from the time he was 8. He did nothing but kill in frieza's name. the saiyans seemed uninterested in teaching thier childrena nything but combat. So unless frieza or for some reason Nappa taught him something, it's doubtful he knew anything at all. In the spirit of my first story I wrote this one. Like lead the way, where chichi taught Goku about sex, so I wrote this one for Bulma/Vegeta fans. also i take some liberty in explaining how thye got together, like many before me.

Vegeta shifted. every nerve in his upper body burned. He thought it strange that he was feeling comfortable as he remembered colopsing outside.

He groaned and rolled over, opening his eyes to a distilled blurr of images. He could see what was clearly a human like form nearby and wondered how he had gotten here.

His vision came into focus and he saw a familiar assanine tuft of blue hair styled into a ridiculous shape.

He pushe dhimself up on his elbow and looked closer. 'What is that woman doing here?'

He reache dout and nudged her, lightly by his standards, with two fingers.

She twitched picked her head up, yawning. "Ve..Vegeta?" she blinked a couple times. "You're awake?"

"Woman, what am I doing here?"

"I found you passed out in the broken wreck of the gravity room."

Vegeta made an indignant noise. "That doesn't explalin how i got here."

She sighed. "I made Goku carry you in here."

"Id rather have been left there then have to be carried in here by Kakarott."

"Take it up with him."

Vegeta sat up futher and growled. "Then what are you doing here?"

She looked nervous for a second. "I..I was worried about you."

Vegeta snorted. "I am a warrior. I have been in worse shape. I don't need you're concern."

Bulma stood up. "Well excuse me for caring about a pathetic asshole. I obviosuly wasted my time."

Vegeta slid out of the bed to stand next to her. "Who asked you to be concerned for my well being woman?"

"Bulma! My name is Bulma!"

"I am aware of your name woman, what diference does it make to me?"

Bulma clecnched her teeth. 'He is so damn infuritating. I wish I could shuit him up somehow.' she stared at his face and her eyes passed over his lips. 'Well...that's one way. He'd kill me but it'd be amusing to see what he does. Damnit, why does he have to be so hot and an asshole, I could deal wiyth just one.'

Vegeta continued his tirade, oblivious to her thoughts. "Take you foolish concern elsewhe..."

His speech was cut off when he felt her lips come in contact with his.

'He is gonna be so pissed.' she tried to press into him but found no response. 'Have i lost my touch?'

Vegeta roughly shoved her away. "What do you think you are doing?"

Bulma turned a deep shade of red. "I'm sorry. i don't know what came over me."

Vegeta snorted. "That was just pathetic. You couldn't posibly hurt me."

Bulma looke dup at him, confused. "What? hurt you? I wasn't trying to hurt you."

"Then what were you doing? Why else would you try to bite me."

She tried no to laugh. 'He's messing with me...He has to be.' "This is a joke right? you're kidding?"

Vegeta just stare dat her.

"Okay you're not kidding. Maybe its just an earth custom." she couldn't help herself. "Let me try something more universal." She could blame the fact that she hadn't had any 'attention' in a very long time for her next action.

He slid her right hand down and brushed her finger tips over his crotch, suprised to find thats he couldn't feel anything. 'Am I losing my babe-itude?'

Vegeta back up alittle. "what the hell are you doing woman?"

Bulma sighed. "Are you missing some chromosomes Vegeta?"

Vegeat just stared at her.

she sighed loudly. 'Just how clueless is he I wonder.' "Okay..Er...Can I ask you something?"

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Make it quick."

"You've never had sex before have you?"

"Had what?"

She couldn't help herself, she laughed for alittle under a minute. "Okay...okay...Saiyans must have a diferent name for it."

"What is so damn amusing?"

she shook here head slowly. "Nothing." she tried tot hink for a moment. "Okay..Do you know how..er...new life forms are created."

Vegeta snorted. "Of coarse I do. The mixing of male and female DNA."

Bulma nodded slowly. "Technically true. Are you aware of how thats done?"

Vegeta started to speak then stopped. "I...I never thought about it."

She almost fell over laughing. When she stoped he was staring at her very strangely. "Well yuo seemt o be healed, so...I have much to show you."

"Show me? this better be worth my time."

"Oh it is." she smiled darkly. "Follow me, we can't do this here."

Authors note: This isn't the end obviously. the fun part comes soon. first review and tell me if you like this idea. Ill add the rest when I hear from you.