The Chapter I Couldn't Find A Title For

Author's note no Edward Elrics were hurt in the process of making this chapter. All stunts and gory deaths are performed by stunt actors (anime freaks) who go through extensive training and plastic surgery to cosplay as their favorite character because they have no life whatsoever. Kids, parents, and parakeets, do not try to re-enact this at home

A large raindrop fell onto the cheek of Osaka. She wiped it off, and rolled onto her side. Asuka and Ritsu were still sleeping, snoring. Ed was leaning up against a palm tree, staring contemplatively at the cloudy sky. GIR was hopping around like a crazed maniac.

"Taco taco!" squealed GIR. Then, without warning, he shedded his green doggie suit, and his eyes glowed vermilion.

"GIR reporting for duty!" he voiced.

"What the heck!" gasped Osaka, jumping to her feet. Ed's eyes grew in shock.

"It's a demon!" the blonde alchemist shouted. He transmuted his automail arm into the arm blade, preparing to fight.

"No! No more fights!" interrupted Ritsu, who just woke up, "Remember what happened last time a fight occurred? Sasuke had to be sent off to the insane asylum!"

"Sasuke was weird from the start!" replied Ed hastily, "Die, diabolic doggie demon of dangerously dark doom!"

"That's a lot of D's," commented Osaka from the sidelines. Ed sighed. He was almost sure GIR was a demon, or a possessed puppet of some sort.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, isn't he so cute and cuddly," said Asuka, cradling GIR in her arms.

"What? That "thing" is cuddly?" Ed questioned, dumbfounded. Asuka nodded her head in response.

"Here, you try cuddling him." Asuka handed GIR over to Edward.

"You're right...he is kinda cute." Then, before Ed could mutter another word, GIR blew off Edward's head with his almighty taco eye beams.

"You killed off the leading anime character of Full Metal Alchemist!" moaned Asuka, "Now there's going to be no more FMA!"

"Well, at least there will be no FMA spin-offs or sequels…you know how sequels turn out…" Ritsu pointed out optimistically.

"The fans will be livid with rage…we'll have to vaccinate the author of this story for rabies shots!" Osaka blurted out.

"NO! NO SHOTS!" screamed Mizu Miyamoto, "Or I won't give you guys your paychecks!" The anime characters hung their heads, and GIR put down the giant author-size hypodermic he held.

Later, the group of anime characters buried Ed (actually, one of his many stunt actors), and his head in Millsberry Pet Cemetery. He is resting peacefully next to Millie the hamster.