Author's Note: Back again after a long absence. I promise updates will come sooner for awile. I've been having some personal problems. I apologize if my writing is effected.

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters

Bulma shut the door of her bedroom behind him. She gestured to the bed. "Sit."

Vegeta grunted. "So now you're giving me orders woman?"

Bulma sighed lightly. "When I'm through here you're going to be very grateful you listened to me."

Vegeta sat on the end of her bed. "I don't want to learn about breeding that much."

"Oh yes you do."

"You dare tell me what I do and do not want?"

Bulma walked closer to him as she clenched her jaw. "Just let me show you, you stubborn bastard. If you don't like it you can leave."

Vegeta crossed his arms. "Fine. Show me."

She gestured to his spandex pants. "Off."

He tilted his head. "What?"

"Take those off."

Vegeta blinked and looked down. "My boots?"

Bulma tried not to laugh and sigh at the same time. "Those too, but I meant your pants."

Vegeta stood up. "Why would I take my pants off? I have no urge to urinate."

She slapped her forehead. "This is for something else. Same equipment though."

He sat back down. "Explain what the hell you're talking about."

"Okay. . .You said you knew breeding took place by mixing DNA yes?"

Vegeta nodded. "Are you insinuating that I would mix my DNA with yours?"

Bulma waved her hands dismissively. "No no. We're just going to do the same act."

"For what purpose?"

"For fun."

"Fun? I haven't the time for fun."

"Well make time for once. You'll like this."

"How do you know what I'll like."

"everyone likes it."

He rolled his eyes. "Well why would we attempt to mix our DNA and then not do so?"

"You just pull out."

Vegeta tilted his head. "What does pull out mean?"

Bulma sat down next to him and lay back on the bed. "One thing at a time." she sat back up. "Somewhere in you there must be the instinctual understanding. Let's just get started and you'll figure it out."

Vegeta turned to her. "You try my patience bitch."

Bulma slid over to him. "Then take your damn pants off."

Vegeta pushed her away.

She got off the bed and walked a little away from the bed. "Fine. We'll start with me. Pay attention."

He grunted again.

She slid her arms into her shirt and pulled it up over her head and dropped it at her feet. Glancing at him, she reached back and unhooked her bra and dropped it at her feet as well, exposing her naked breasts for his eyes.

Vegeta half stood up. "What are you doing?"

Bulma slid her hand up to her left breast and curled her fingers under it. "Now you know what these are right?"

Vegeta nodded. "I'm not blind you know, I know what breasts are."

"Do you know what they're for?"

He nodded again. "They're for feeding whelps."

Bulma twitched. "I've never heard it put quite like that, but yes that's what they're for." she gestured with her finger. "Come here."

He stood up and walked closer.

"Now I want you to give me your hand." she held out her hand.

"Why would I do that?"

"Fine." she half growled. "Just touch these." she gestured to her breasts.

He shrugged and reached his hand out.

"Gently." she affirmed.

He curled his fingers under her right breast and passed his fingers over the surface.

she felt the pads of his fingers graze her peak and shivered slightly.

He stopped. "What was that?"

"Eh...Normally I'm not so sensitive, but it has been some time since I've been touched there."

He quirked an eyebrow.

"I think you get the general idea here. Some parts of the body are sensitive to the touch because they have a higher concentration of nerves there. These areas can cause pain or pleasure more then another area. Following me so far?"

Vegeta nodded. "Yeah I know pressure points and nerves."

She nodded. "That's a start." she pulled his hand off her breasts and stepped back.

She gestured to her lower body. "Now have you seen down here on a woman before?"

He nodded.

"Good. do you know what any of it is for?"

He nodded again. "Urinating."

She tried not to sigh. "Yes, urinating. Do you know anything else it's for?"

He shrugged. "I'd assume it's where you mix DNA."

She nodded slowly. "Yes. It is for that. So you have the whole breeding thing down. Now you need to learn the pleasure thing."

He tilted his head. "Breeding is pleasurable?"

She laughed lightly. "Yes. Very much."

"For which one of us?"

She sighed. "Both of us."

He seemed to think for a moment. "Very well. Show me."

She walked back over to the bed and sat on the end, sliding her sweat pants off along with her white cotton panties. She gestured with her finger for him to come closer as she lay back on the bed.

When he was standing closer she spread her legs and came up on her forearms. "Here I'll give you a quick anotomy lesson. As you've probably never seen the inside of one of these before."

He stood there and shrugged.

She brushed her fingers over her outer folds. "This part isn't important.."

Vegeta looked confused.

Bulma looked up at him. "What is it?"

"Why is there no hair? When i saw that region on Saiyan females they had a lot of it there. Do earthlings not grow any there?"

Bulma blushed slightly. "No...We do. I just shave mine."

He tilted his head.

"That means I remove the hair."

"Doesn't that hurt?"

"Never mind that. Let's get back to it." she slid her fingers between her folds and brushed them upward, extending them out to part her folds. she turned them out enough for him to see and lay a finger by her clit. "See this part?"

He leaned in, then nodded.

"This part is very important. You must touch this part, but gently. Above all, be gentle with this part. It is possible to touch it too much and make it go numb, but its very difficult."

He nodded slowly.

"Go ahead, touch it."

He shrugged and reach two fingers down and brushed it.

She twitched. "It doesn't have to be that gently, you have to actually touch it."

He applied a little pressure.

"Ow...No no...Stroking motion."

He slid his fingers across it and down her folds.

He grasped his hand and turned it and pulled it up along her folds and brushed three fingers past her clit. "Like this.."

Her breathing came out shorter. "Other hand..." she said weakly holding her hand out.

He lay his hand in hers slowly.

She pulled his index and middle fingers out and pulled his hand down between her folds and slid his fingers into her opening. Her eyes twitched briefly before she pulled his fingers back a little and pushed them back in further. "Like...this...got...it?"

Vegeta smiled slightly and continued the movements she showed him.

Her hands fell back to her sides and she gathered up the sheets in her hands.

Vegeta stopped and pulled his fingers out and looked at them curiously.

"What...what are you doing?"

He looked at her. "What is this substance?" he held his fingers up.

"it...I don't think it has a name. It's just lubricant."

He sniffed at his fingers.

"Get your damn fingers back in there now." she grasped his wrist and pulled it back down so his hand lay over her folds. "I'll explain in a minute."

Vegeta smirked. "Beg me." his mind was catching on to the idea quickly.

Bulma flinched. "What?"

"Beg me to do it again and I will."

"You bastard...you figured it out awfully fast..."

He smirked and brushed his other hand over her slit as his fingers outside her opening caressed her folds. "Say it and I'll continue."

Bulma clenched her jaw. "You asshole...You haven't understood this concept for even a minute and already you're taking advantage of it.."

Vegeta pulled his hand away. "I'll stop then."

Bulma bit her tongue. "Vegeta...Please touch me again." 'Damn you!'

Vegeta smiled. "That's better." he slid his fingers back into her opening. "I may be ignorant of why this works but i know exactly what it's doing."

Bulma arched up into his hand. "Shut the fuck up and keep going."

Vegeta stopped his hand. "Oh? or what?"

Bulma grasped his wrist and pushed his fingers into her opening. "I'll do the same for you, just finish me first."

Vegeta continued moving his fingers on his own as he cocked his head. "I don't have one of these."

"I know that you bastard. I can do something like this."

"Hmmph. and you think I'm going to let you have this kind of control over me?"

"Whatever. shut the fuck up and fuck me you asshole." she pushed into his hand harder. "Faster damnit." she grasped his other hand weakly and brushed her clit with his fingers.

Vegeta slid his fingers into her faster as he shifted further over her.

She reached up and wrapped one arm around his neck and leaned into him slightly as her breathing was coming out in short gasps.

"You sound like you're in pain you know..."

She would have laughed if she had the breath necessary. "eh...yeah...it...sounds...like...that...I guess." she leaned her head down and bit into his shoulder as her nails dug into his back.

He twitched slightly then relaxed and leaned into her. He felt her walls quiver around his fingers as she bit his shoulder harder and pushed into him.

Vegeta groaned lightly as he felt her walls spasm and his fingers and wrist become surrounded by fluid.

Bulma fell back on the bed still breathing hard. "You can stop now if you want."

He pulled his hand back and stared at his arm. "What was that?"

"It was an orgasm. Normally they don't come so easily but I haven't had one in a long time."

He continued to stare. "So...I can have one of those too?"

She leaned up and nodded. "Yeah. Take your pants off and I'll show you."

He seemed to think for a minute. "So what's this covering my arm and all over the bed?"

"eh...I guess you could call it cum. It has some urine in it too."

"Urine? you said it doesn't have to do with that."

"Well it doesn't but...It kind of comes out anyway...It's hard to explain."

"does it work again?"

"A few times yes. It's not so easy after awhile. For you it only works once or twice or sometimes more but its dificult."

"Why for me is it less?"

"Males are only supposed to have one."

Vegeta tilted his head.

"So their DNA mixes with the female, remember?"

He nodded. "Yeah...So I can get this kind of reaction out of my dick then?"

She smirked. "You put it very crudely, but yes."

Authors Note: there's much more so hang in there. I'll have a new chapter out sometime soon.