CHAPTER TEN!

"I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die…" cried Asuka, curled up in a ball within her cage.

"Asuka, we're going to get out of this," assured Osaka, who was also in a cage.

"Sh-sh-shut up!" stuttered a stuttering Oompa Loompa guard. Osaka glared at him, and then turned around in her cage, her back facing the Oompa Loompa. She glanced to her right to look at Ritsu, who was asleep. Maybe I'll just go to sleep too… Then, there was a tumultuous blast of a horn.

"WE'RE HERE!" announced the Oompla Loompa that was captain of the ship. The Oompa Loompa soldier picked up Osaka and her cage. Nearby was Willy Wonka, who was smiling evilly.

"What are going to do with me?" Osaka interrogated angrily.

"That will be for me to decide," replied Willy Wonka, licking his lips.

"I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die," Asuka sobbed.

"Put a sock in it girl!" ordered a rather fat Oompa Loompa, "Willy Wonka, your highness, what shall we do with them?" Willy Wonka walked over to him and whispered something in the Oompa Loompa's ear. The Oompa Loompa nodded, hauled off Asuka, and then directed some Oompa Loompa comrades to ship off Ritsu. Osaka watched in horror as two green and purple Oompa Loompas strided over to her. They hoisted her cage, and herself along with it, off the ground.

"And where do I take this one?" questioned the same fat Oommpa Loompa from before.

"For her," said Willy Wonka, looking Osaka in the eye, "Take her to the fudge room."

"Fudge?" muttered Osaka, a question mark popping up over her head. As she contemplated on the subject of fudge, she was carried off.

The fudge room was enormous. There were giant vats, of which Osaka guessed to be fudge (I mean, after all, it is the fudge room). Tied up near a fudge vat were Mizu and Asuka.

"Mizu, Asuka! You're alright!" rejoiced Osaka.

"I don't want to be fudged I don't want to be fudged I don't want to be fudged!" Mizu and Asuka repeated over and over, broken records.

"Ahem! Attention girls!" said Willy Wonka's voice. Standing in the doorway of the fudge room was the infamous man. "From today to the rest of your lives, you will become my personal slaves. You will do as I say, for if you don't there will be strict punishments. Now, for today's torture! Oompa Loompas, bring out the torture devices!"

An Ooompa Loompa wheeled a large rack of various lingerie out from behind a vat of fudge. "WHAT? You're going to make us wear those?" screamed Asuka.

"You can pick, or I'll pick for you," Willy Wonka chuckled.

"I'd pick whichever one covers up the most area," Mizu whispered into Asuka's ear.

"I'd rather die than put on any of those!" moaned Asuka.

"Then I guess I'll pick for you," stated Willy Wonka. He picked up a black lace thong and matching top for Asuka.

"EEEEEWWWWWW!" whined Asuka.

"Put it on, or I'll put it on for you!"

"But how I am supposed to do that when I'm tied up?"

Meanwhile, Ritsu was not having a good time. You wouldn't have a good time either if you were tied up and suspened over a cocoa bean grinder. With each hour that passed, Ritsu would sink lower and lower, ever closer to the slicing, dicing, mincing, chopping, whirring blades of the cocoa bean grinder. Jimmy and GIR were in the same predicament as well.

"So, how does it feel knowing you'll be ground up into little bits and put into chocolate that would feed kids all over the world?" Jimmy asked Ritsu.

"Awful…and what's worse, Willy Wonka will probably get away with this, and there won't be a single lawsuit filed," sighed Ritsu, "I just hopes it ends fast.

"Taco not end fast," said GIR.

"We didn't need that," chorused Jimmy and Ritsu. And then, the three sank lower to the grinder's blades.

"Now what are you going to do with us?" questioned the three girls, standing in lingerie. Mizu was wearing a red bikini bottom and a triangle cut top. On her head were bunny ears. Osaka was wearing a tiger-skin strapless top with a matching bottom.

"Now, I shall lower you three into the vats of fudge up to your necks. Oompa Loompas, prepare to fudge them!" declared Willy Wonka. Several Oompa Loompas tied the females up again, and dangled them over the vats of fudge.

"Commence lowering!"

Osaka watched in horror as the fudge came closer to her feet.

"NO! DON'T FUDGE ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE FUDGED! HELP ME MOM! HELP ME ! HELP MEEEEEEE!" shrieked Asuka at the very tippity top of her lungs. Mizu hung her head, waiting for the fudge to engulf her body.

"Hey, Asuka, Mizu. What do you think he plans to do with us after we've been fudged?" Osaka asked innocently.

"I'm gonna lick it all off of you all! MUHAAAAAAA!" replied Willy Wonka, laughing like a true villian. Osaka felt the fudge touch her toes, and then her legs. No! This can't be happening! Please help me!

"No. I can't let this happen. I promised to the readers of my story this would be Shreenan Island, Anime Survivor," Mizu thought to herself as her feet touched the fudge, "And right now, none of us are on Shreenan Island. I won't let my fiction be taken over by Willy Wonka! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE OVER MY FIC WILLY WONKA!" Bright blue energy surrounded Mizu, and the ropes that bound her were instantly incinerated. She floated above the chocolate on her own will, and looked at Willy Wonka angrily. Mizu's eyes grew blue, and angel wings shot out of her back. Willy Wonka gasped, unsure of what to do.

"Listen you, Willy Wonka!" boomed Mizu, "This is MY fanfiction and I'M the writer. All that oppose shall be KILLED!"

"Try anything and I'll lower GIR, Jimmy, and Ritsu into the cocoa bean grinder!" said Willy Wonka, pulling out a remote control.

"SCREW THE REMOTE CONTROL!" shouted Mizu, pointing her finger at the device. Faster than Willy Wonka could push a button, a blue jet of energy erupted from Mizu's finger and anihillated the remote.

"Yeah! You go girl!" shouted Osaka.

"Good thing I carry a spare," said Willy Wonka, pulling out another remote. It too, was obliterated.

"You are next," said Mizu, staring at the freaky candy factory owner vengefully.

"Mommy!" cried Willy Wonka. And then, just like that, he was a heap of ashes on the ground.

"Now that I'm the author in control, everyone will return back to Shreenan Island, and me and Jimmy will be at the Cheesecake Factory," announced Mizu. An so, in a flash of light, GIR, Ritsu, Asuka, and Osaka were back on Shreenan Island. Jimmy and Mizu wound up at the Cheesecake Factory. In short, everything was back to normal, and Willy Wonka free.

Next on Shreenan Island:

The world is coming to an end! In the three days left of their time, the winner will be decided! Who will it be? Only time will tell! So make sure you check it out!

And for the idiots out there, you do not swallow toothpaste. Or fruitcake.