Chapter Eleven: The End Is Nigh. Day One of Four

Asuka gazed out at the orange and purple sunset. A dolphin jumped out of the water. "Hey, I've always wanted to ride a dolphin," commented Osaka randomly.

"Taco," said GIR, less randomly. A scream broke the serenity, and Ritsu came running out of the woods, newspaper in hands.

"What's wrong Ritsu?" questioned Osaka.

"The world! It's going to end in four days!" he announced.

"What! Are you reading the Enquirer?" queried Asuka, raising an eyebrow.

"No! It's the local newspaper from Guam!" There was an awkward silence.

"Are you sure the world's going to end in four days?" Osaka asked, making sure Ritsu was not lying. A meteorite fell into the ocean a few miles from shore.

"It's coincidence," muttered Asuka," The world is not going to end for another billion years." Another meteorite fell. Then another, and another, until it was literally raining meteorites.

"We've got to find shelter!" shouted Ritsuko, "Everybody, follow me!"

"You expect us to live in here?" Asuka complained, scrunching up her face in disgust at the small cave.

"Well, if you want to live, this is your best bet," Ritsuko pointed out. Asuka sighed, and then crept into the little cave, followed by Osaka, then Ritsu, and then finally, GIR.

"So, Ritsu, what's one thing you want to do before you die?" Osaka asked.

"Nobody's going to die! This is just a little meteor show, nothing more! We're going to live through this, and there's going to be a third Anime Survivor," said Asuka. She looked out at the outside of the cave. "Let's just hope the entrance doesn't get blocked…"

"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to take a nap," proclaimed Osaka, using a rock as a pillow.

"Taco revelations taco," said GIR, before going to sleep.

"But Seele, it's not time to release the EVA series!"

"You will do as I say. Now begin the Instrumentality Project!"

Somewhere over the Pacific Ocean, nine planes floated gently on the air currents.

"I said release the EVA series now!"

The bomb doors opened on the planes. Nine white EVAs, all winged, flew out of the planes, each equipped with a double-bladed lance. The planes disappeared off into the stratosphere, leaving the EVAs to fly off to Shreenan Island by themselves.

Osaka yawned sleepily. "Well, the world hasn't ended yet," proclaimed Asuka, putting her hands on her hips, "Besides, you can't trust the Enquirer."

"I can feel it taco in my taco veins…the tacos are near," said GIR in a monotone voice, "The tacos will kill us all…and they taco will begin with taco Asuka."

"Just ignore him," sighed Osaka, talking to Asuka, "Wait, do you hear that?" The rustling of wind against feathers.

"The tacos…the EVA tacos series have arrived."

Ritsu poked his head out of the cave. A giant (think 1000 feet tall) white being was standing in the forest. The thing had white wings composed of feathers.

"They're here! The angels!" gasped Ritsu, "The apocalypse is going to begin!"

"But all the angels are dead!" pointed Asuka, "You're just seeing things!"

"Come see for yourself!"

Asuka walked up to the front of the cave, and instantly knew what the white beings were the EVA series. "They are beginning the Instrumentality Project already! I hope my Eve's done in Paris…" Asuka pulled out her cellphone and dialed a number.

"Hey, is Evangelion Unit Two still stationed in Paris?"

"Yes."

"Get it out of there! The EVA ser-"Asuka's cellphone ran out of batteries. "Oh SheiBe!" she cursed (sheiBe is German for poo).

"We're all gonna die!" cried Ritsu.

"We're all gonna go to taco!"

"I don't want to die…" mumbled Asuka, beginning to go psychotic, "I don't want to die DON'T LET ME DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE MOMMA MOMMA MOMMA HELP ME I DON'T WANNA DIE MOMMA!" Then, without warning, the ceiling of the cave was ripped off by a giant white hand. The head of Unit 06 peered down at the group of anime characters. With its large hand, it reached down, closing around Asuka.

"DON'T KILL ME! DON'T KILL ME! MOMMA HELP ME!"

"What do we do?" interrogated Osaka.

Next on Shreenan Island:

Will Asuka live? What will happen to the rest of the group? And will EVA 02 arrive in time? Read the next chapter to find out!

Quote of the day: A little hope is worth six points on a test.