Chapter Thirteen: End, End, End

"Things aren't looking good," muttered Ritsu, shaking his head sadly.

"Come on Asuka! Get up!" shouted Asuka, clad in a cheerleader outfit, complete with pom poms, "Give me an "a"! Give me a "s"! Give me a "u"! Give me a "k"! Give me a "a"! What does that spell? ASUKA! WHOOOOO!"

"I'll kill you…I'll kill you!" cried Asuka in her powerless EVA, "I'll kill you…I'll kill you…" The EVA's eyes flickered with life. Slowly, it began to rise off the ground, ignoring the lances protruding from its body. Another lance came flying towards Asuka's Evangelion, but this time, it was blocked by the EVA's AT Field. The EVA grabbed ahold of the lance and threw it at the nearest enemy Evangelion, Unit 12. The lance flew through the EVA's body, taking out sevearl vital organs. Asuka's Evangelion ripped the two lances out of its body, flung one at EVA Unit 11, which was decapitated upon impact, and the other at Unit 07. The lance buried itself in the white Evangelion's foot, and Asuka's EVA dashed forward madly. It pinned the white humanoid to the ground, tore off both of its arms, then subsequently ripped the Evangelion's core right out of its chest. The vermillion beast squeezed the core, and it broke into a million shards.

"Just two more to go," mumbled Asuka. The two remaining enemy Evangelion came running towards Asuka. Her EVA picked up a nearby boulder, and flung hurled it at EVA Unit 13. The Evangelion fell to the ground, head gushing blood.

"This is for momma!" Asuka shouted, driving her Evangelion's fist through the last EVA's core. The white beast went limp, and Unit 02 pulled out its fist. "I think that's enough for one day," sighed the red head, wiping the sweat off her forehead. And then, a text message appeared on her EVA's monitor.

"What's this?" mumbled Asuka, raising her eyebrow.

"WHOOOO!GO ASUKA!" cheered Osaka, still in cheerleader suit.

"Well, I guess this means no more end of the world," Ritsu commented, yawning, "I'm tired. I'm going to bed."

"We should have a party!" squealed Osaka, "In honor of the brave Asuka, pilot of Evangelion Unit Two! I'll go find her!" Then, thundering out of the forest came EVA Unit Two.

"Exnay on the search-ay," announced Osaka, "Looks like Asuka has come to us." With the pop of the entry plug, Asuka emerged from her EVA.

"Hello down there!" Asuka called out from her perch, "I've got good news! We're the winners of Anime Survivor Season Two!"

Epilogue

In the end, Ritsuko, Osaka, and Asuka walked away with a hundred million dollars in cash. Ritsuko bought a mansion in Beverly Hills, California. He married a fan of his and had three children named Sakura, Maya, and Hitomi. Osaka bought a ship made of plush animals and sailed around the world in it. Asuka married Toji Suzuhara and lived happily in a little alpine bungalow. As for Mizu Miyamoto, she still continues to write stories, being paid five dollars in Euros.

THE END!

PS: And no, there is not going to be a Third Anime Survivor.