NOOOO!!!! Exams coming!!! (cries. Bunnie sops up floor).
As it is, I will not be updating for some time....waaaaaa......I've made this longer than the 1st one...with more chips! Hehe.
Please review...brighten up this failing students day...
BTW, to all who pointed out the 'niichan, neechan' mistake, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!! Sprinkles for you!
Thanks for all the support everyone! Gimme 20 reviews!!!! (Muahahaha...)and I'll mix out another one!
Disclaimer: I doth not owneth Conan but they sure owneth me! (too much literature...lol)
At Least He Knows His Basics
Conan watched as the Phantom Kid landed gracefully on the rooftop if the building, the lights of the police helicopters playing on his dark head.
He watched, with a practiced eye, as the Kid made his usual remarks about his heist and his usual 'compliments' to the policemen.
He smiled slightly as he thought of his already laid plan to catch the Thief. Slipping away from the scene of the crime, Conan was about to climb into what he knew was the Kid's getaway vehicle...
(PON!)
To Conan's surprise and dismay, he found himself incased in a colorful wooden box, his head protruding from one side, his legs from another. From somewhere behind him, he heard the Kid say,
"And today, since I have pulled off my heist before schedule, I will perform a nice little magic trick in honor of Nakamori-keibu down there, say hi, Inspector!" A few words as colorful as the box were heard as a tiny figure way, way down Conan took for 'Nakamori-keibu' waved his little arm at Kaito. Kaito waved cheerfully back before continuing.
"This is a trick made famous by magicians all over the world and tonight, just for you nice people, I shall perform the age-old trick; Saw-A-Guy-Into-Half!"
The crowd cheered; Conan blanched. No...Nonononono...
The Phantom Thief produced a long, sharp saw which he displayed with a flourish to the now frenzied 'audience'. Conan watched in growing horror as the sharp end of that saw came closer to him.
"Kid!!! Stop!!! Are you insane???" Trying to inject some calm in his shaken voice, Conan blinked, trying to see the Kid past the bright lights.
As soon as his eyes cleared, he saw his...'other half', feet faced towards him. As the Kaito Kid encouraged the enthusiastic cheers from the crowd, Conan experimentally wiggled his toes.
The toes opposite wiggled right back at him.
Conan didn't know whether to be fascinated or sick.
Making a big show of putting the two boxes together again, Kaito pulled off his white cape and draped it across the box. "In three, two, one!..." He pulled at his cape...
(PON!)
Conan almost fell over as he found himself standing on the same two feet he was staring at earlier. Kaito grinned down at his confused-irritated face. "And for my fantastic assistant..."
(Pon!) A lollipop materialized in Conan's mouth as he sucked on it instinctively. Hm, grape.
"Well, I have to go...! I'll see you around, Inspector!" With a flourish, (Bon!), the Phantom Thief was gone.
As the police tried to calm the cheering crowd, Conan tentatively felt his middle.
No cuts. No tears.
He had to admit, Kaito Kid was a pretty good magician, if not anything else.